Hiramanek

Hiramanek
Hiramanek is a fictional superhero created and portrayed by Akshay Kapoor. He appears in Low Budget C Grade films, often of the same title that are released on YouTube. Hiramanek is the story of a retard who after accidentally having killed a butterfly starts believing that he has supernatural powers.
As a vigilante superhero, Hiramanek's unpopularity is unmatched. He has often, openly challenged fat women to wrestle with him only to get beaten up by them, many times badly hurting himself. During one of these wrestling matches, a fat lady hit him on his balls after he called her "The most beautiful elephant he had ever seen". It was after this incident that Hiramanek started wearing an abdomen protector which he refers to as his "Gehna Guard" and often uses it as a toy while acting as a nurse wearing it over his face. During his other public appearances, Hiramanek has often been seen drinking Chicken Soup in it.
Police have claimed that Hiramanek has many other weapons including a sword and a golden chain which he uses for reasons they have refused to state citing it as "Too vulgar and offensive to be revealed in public."
Hiramanek's mysterious character has attracted many eyeballs. In a recent video posted on a website called pedofiles-haven.com(which Hiramanek thought was a site dedicated to Mickey Mouse), he has revealed that he has shot a film with a leading Film Production House playing the "Hero" in that film and that the film will be soon up for release. On Further investigation, it was found that the film has been produced by a certain "Disturbed in the Head" Productions, a team that shoots the lifestyle of mentally unstable people and studies their behaviour. On being contacted, head of the studio and film maker, Aamil Khan commented on how "Hiramanek has amazing screen presence. There's even a sex scene in it. We wanted Kate Winslet to play that role but since she was unavalaible, we have replaced her with a horse."
The film is all set to be released by November End and is being distributed by Nine Point Blank.

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