Quiner

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Quiner more commonly known as "Quine", "Quiney" or "Aquinas" (see: "Controversies") is a tiny black Pug named after the great and influential philosopher W.V.O. Quine and is loved by approximately of the population of Georgia. This makes Quiner the most celebrated Pug not only in Georgia but also probably the greater North America.
Quiner is, in particular, a celebrated icon amongst the youth of Atlanta, GA. Quine lives in Metro Atlanta and makes frequent, celebrated public appearances in or around Midtown Atlanta. Other zones include Piedmont Park and sometimes Quiner can be seen at The Varsity or Little Five Points.
History
Quiney's history is generally accepted to be riddled with hardship and travesty . Quine spent an unknown number of years on the street as a Free-ranging urban dog. As a result, Quiney is generally known to flinch whenever a lighter is lit, and he is known to flee whenever ipod earbuds are placed near his tiny pug ears. Quiney is also known to have adverse responses to Fireworks. Many theorists accept that Quine's exposure to gunfire at a young age is the best explanation for the behavior.
Controversies
Controversy recently has exploded over what the most-beloved-pug-in-North-America's proper name should be. The debate has proved fractious, as many party-line adherents to particular names have been known to do anything from simple feuding to going outside to smoke a cigarette. Different proposed official names range from "Quine", "Quiner", and "Quiney", all the way to
"Twine", "Aquinas", "'Quinas" and the celebrated "Quiney" alternative "Quinie".
 
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