Flambongo

A FLAMBONGO is a drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for Funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. The amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer's (also possible to use as noun) throat.

There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom, as seen in this video:

Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo, as seen in this picture:

For the less mechanically inclined, Flambongos are available for purchase at Flabongo (That site not associated with this article author - we just found it while we were searching the web, I promise! Also, maybe it's spelled Flabongo not Flambongo)

The Flambongo is a new piece of equipment to the speed-drinking scene, following closely in the path of the Bottle Bong http://www.bongme.com/bottlebong.html and the Upside-Down Flambongo

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