Faaspeak

History

Faaspeak originated amongst many teens in the US, but got an official name in mid 2008. The older Faaspeak was more like bad grammar or typos, but after re-occuring in many peoples sentences, it needed a name. An unpublished definition of Faaspeak would be: "A very lazy form a grammar, noted by the absence of A's and other vowels (mainly "O" and most importantly "A") and also by using the wrong vowels in the wrong places." It is also recognized by the lack of punctuation (commas and periods) that make any sentence formed from Faaspeak to appear as a long run-on sentence. In some forms Faaspeak is also recognized as texting slang evolved onto normal typing for AOL instant messanger, Yahoo messanger, and Hotmail. You can spot Faaspeak on MySpace as well.

Forms of speech

The words in Faaspeak tend to be shortened and fragmented, such as "u, ur, kno". The word "know" must be spelled as "kno", no exceptions. The same goes for "that", it must be spelled as "tht". Any form of text speech created with Faaspeak must not be taken seriously, or you can do it for the fun. It must also have the slight hint of your own personality in it so as to feel what its original speaker feels. In the world of Faaspeak, spell check is unacceptable. The only acceptions on putting vowels in, is if you cant understand what the word is without it. For example, "shopping" in Faaspeak would be spelled "shopin". The more spelling mistakes, the more correct it becomes. This would be a correct example sentence in Faaspeak:

i shuld go to th mll insteed of th store becuase it hs mre stff in et tht i lyke it wll be fn 2 go shoppin

In a correct grammar translation this sentence would be:

I should go to the mall instead of the store, because it has more stuff in it that I like. It will be fun to go shopping.

Creation

This would be the Default Picture of Michael Faas on MySpace in 2008. People believe he must bear some resemblance.

The official labeler of Faaspeak is known as fixxer08, a screen name. This person is also referred to as "Darling", possibly due to the fact he or she is extremely kind. Further research showed that the creator came up with an official title for this slang with a female known as woww its erin; research also found that fixxer08 is a male. The location of these people are unknown at the moment.

Rumors and legends

The origin of Faaspeak is hard to find, for, many people use evolved forms, but it has been heard that it is named after a young man named Michael Faas. The reason on why is unknown. Others say that it isn't even a form of speech, just slang terms. People also say that Faaspeak will immediately lower your grammar power, and it will get accustomed to you when you type. This is an actual form of writing but not an official term for grammar.

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