List of The Rising Son episodes

This is a list of episodes from [[Adult Swim]]'s television seris ''[[The Rising Son]].

==Season One==

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|EpisodeNumber = 1
|Title = Pilot
|OriginalAirDate = April 19, 2009
|ShortSummary = [[Saint Joseph|Joseph]] struggles with telling his son [[Jesus]] who his real father is. Jesus supports [[Mary Magdalene|Mary's and Magdalene's]] new philosophy AbOUT feet, meets their promoter [[Judas Iscariot|Judd]], and shows his father his newly found power to produce [[kitten]]s from his intestinal tract.
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|EpisodeNumber = 2
|Title = Touch My Couscous
|OriginalAirDate = April 26, 2009
|ShortSummary = While working at his father's furniture store [[Intelligent Design]], Jesus gives away all of their STOCK to the poor. After Joseph fires him, Jesus gets a new job at [[Pontius Pilate]]'s restaurant, the Lion's Den, after discovering a new power: the ability to turn [[couscous]] into a dessert that is soon named after [[Mary (mother of Jesus)|Mary]]'s new slave: [[Tiramisu]].
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|EpisodeNumber = 3
|Title = Satan's Cleavage
|OriginalAirDate = May 3, 2009
|ShortSummary = Both Joseph and Mary have a vision that God wants them to include a third in their marriage. They soon meet the beautiful [[Satan|Natasha]], believing God sent her to them to fulfill this prophecy. When Jesus admits that he does not know a lot about women, Judd and Pilate try to encourage him to ask a young woman out.
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|EpisodeNumber = 4
|Title = Deadbeat God
|OriginalAirDate = May 10, 2009
|ShortSummary = Joseph attempts to sue God to get 23 years back child support for Jesus (without telling Jesus that he is not Joseph's son or what the suit is about). Joseph offers Pontius Pilate his usual 15% bribe to fix the case. Jesus Is called as a character witness for Joseph. God (who is never seen or heard directly) sabotages the lawsuit with his divine powers by afflicting Joseph and the judge.
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== Season Two? ==
It is yet unknown if it will be renewed for a second season
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