List of The Nostalgia Critic episodes (season 3)

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EpisodeNumber=95

Title=Commando

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=22:19

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Commando (1985). He states that he likes the movie, but considers it overtly stupid, with a few plotholes, an out of place James Horner score and the usual Schwarzenegger cliches.

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EpisodeNumber=96

Title=Junior

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=18:51

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Junior (1994). He considers the film boring, being more serious than it needed, and finds Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito unfunny. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where Arnold's baby (With poor CGI of Arnold's face on it) is shown, causing the Critic to go into an extensive vomiting session.

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EpisodeNumber=97

Title=Conan the Barbarian

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=15:58

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Conan the Barbarian (1982). He states that the movie is silly, but enjoys it for its epic feel.

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EpisodeNumber=98

Title=Conan the Destroyer

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=13:48

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Conan the Destroyer (1984). He treats this movie more harshly than its predecessor, saying that it is overly stupid and boring at times.

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EpisodeNumber=99

Title=End of Days

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=20:19

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews End of Days (1999). He criticizes the plethora of plot holes, lackluster action, lack of horror, over-the-top science, far-fetched mathematical clues, and considers that the premise of Schwarzenegger fighting Satan had more potential. Note: The running gag "CAAATTTT!" debuts in this episode, used whenever a jump scare happens in a film that fails to be frightening. During the film, the camera cuts to a black cat yowling without warning, which the Critic dismisses as "the scariest non-scary thing I've ever seen".

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EpisodeNumber=100

Title=Battlefield Earth

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

AltTitle=The 100th Episode

Aux2=25:59

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Battlefield Earth (2000) for his 100th episode, and heavily criticizes the plot, characters, constant use of angled camera shots and curtain wipes, John Travolta's over-the-top goofy acting, and overall stupidity. Special criticism is reserved for the villain's idea to beam a bomb to the Planet Psychlo and detonate it, which, due to the radioactive atmosphere of the planet, will cause the planet to blow up. This is supposedly found to be EXTREMELY inaccurate to the Critic, who finds it difficult to believe a race of violent people like this have never had an explosion necessary to blow up the planet. This leads the critic to initiate one of his biggest outbursts on the show (It was later explained in his list of "Top 11 F*Ups: Part 3" that the atmosphere was not radiation, but a reactive gas, and radiation is what would set the bomb off). It is also explained that the bomb's explosion would be a NUCLEAR one, thus the terms of what would happen are legitimate. However, the Critic still finds it extremely unlikely that such a violent, supposedly advanced race would not have discovered nuclear power before humans, leading him to re-enact the exact same outburst from this episode.

Note: Beginning with this episode, the best or worst line of the film reviewed is heard over the Channel Awesome logo. Channel Awesome Tag: John Travolta as Terl: "While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME..."

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EpisodeNumber=101

Title=Bébé's Kids

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=19:57

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Bébé's Kids (1992). Although he likes the animation, admits that a few parts are funny and feels that the movie does take risks, He criticizes the pointless moments, ignoring its own plot, constant rap music that seems too improvised, and the character of Robin Harris being portrayed as a poor father figure when he is simultaneously shown as mean-spirited. Channel Awesome Tag: Faison Love as Robin Harris: "Test tube baby."

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EpisodeNumber=102

Title=Lost In Space

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=23:07

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Lost In Space (1998). He claims that the film is worse than the original television series, as bad as Batman & Robin (both of which were written by Akiva Goldsman), and one of the worst he has seen. He criticizes the dull acting of William Hurt and Matt LeBlanc, the squeaky-voiced acting of Lacey Chabert, the bad script, the horrible comedic timing, the bizarre set designs and is surprised that no one seems to realize that Gary Oldman's character is a villain. Note: This episode is debut of the Dr. Spider Smith character who appears in other Nostalgia Critic epiosdes. Channel Awesome Tag: William Hurt as Professor John Robinson: "I love you, wife."

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EpisodeNumber=103

Title=Top 11 Villain Songs

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=22:05

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ShortSummary=The Critic lists the top 11 best villain songs:

11. "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
10. "Shiver My Timbers" from Muppet Treasure Island
9. "Friends on the Other Side" from The Princess and the Frog
8. "Pretty Women" from Sweeney Todd
7. Tie between "Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and "Dentist!" from Little Shop of Horrors
6. "In the Dark of the Night" from Anastasia
5. "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid
4. "Cell Block Tango" ("He Had It Comin") from Chicago
3. "Be Prepared" from The Lion King
2. "Secret of Survival" from Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
1. "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame Channel Awesome Tag: Tony Jay as Frollo: "I had a little trouble with the Fireplace."

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EpisodeNumber=104

Title=Quest for Camelot

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=21:52

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Quest for Camelot (1998). He criticizes the film for lacking any true connection to the Arthurian Legend, the horrendous songs (except The Prayer), the bad jokes, the plot lacking explanations and filled with holes, the heroine who is in reality a Damsel in Distress, the constant ripping-off of Disney and the Rock Ogre that he felt was a rip-off of the Rock Bitter from The Never Ending Story. Special criticism is reserved for Ruber's line "The ogre's butt", the casting of Gary Oldman (which this film was released on the same year as Lost in Space which also stared him as another over the top villian), and the film being the creation of the hit song "The Prayer" while it doesn't match the background of the story. Channel Awesome Tag: Gary Oldman as Ruber: "The Ogre's Butt."

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EpisodeNumber=105

Title=Old Vs. New: The Nutty Professor Vs. The Nutty Professor

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:20

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ShortSummary=The Critic compares The Nutty Professor (1963) and The Nutty Professor (1996).

Best Story: 1996 Remake
Best Supporting Cast: 1963 Original
Best Professor: Eddie Murphy The remake wins over the original: 2-1.

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EpisodeNumber=106

Title=Bio-Dome

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=16:57

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Bio-Dome (1996). He considers it to be one of the worst movies he's ever had to review, attacking Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin's obnoxious performances, unfunny gags, complete lack of story structure or substance and dislikes Joey Lauren Adams. Special criticism is reserved for two parts: a brief, glanced over cameo by Tenacious D, and a scene where a clown is literally shot. He ends by shooting the DVD in anger. Walker later put it at Number 5 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list.

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EpisodeNumber=107

Title= The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=19:25

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990). He criticizes the plot for being a heartless and watered-down rehash of the first movie, which is one of his favorite family films. Special criticism is reserved for Bastion not being creative with his wishes.

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EpisodeNumber=108

Title=Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=22:46

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ShortSummary=The Critic lists the top 11 most awkward moments involving Christopher Walken:

11. Threatening a fire extinguisher as a janitor named Clem in Joe Dirt
10. The pie scene from Gigli
9. His role as Vince Magnotta in the video game Ripper
8. His role as the Headless Horseman in Sleepy Hollow
7. The abduction scene in Communion
6. Any of his dancing sequences (notably the "Weapon of Choice" music video)
5. Reading Three Little Pigs to a live audience
4. His role as Reed Thimple the banker in The Country Bears
3. His role as Duane in Annie Hall
2. His role as Captain Koons in the watch scene from Pulp Fiction
1. Every one of his appearances on SNL

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EpisodeNumber=109

Title=Flubber

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:26

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Flubber (1997). He criticizes the overuse of slapstick, plotholes and creepy subplot of a robot being attracted to its creator. He was also critical of Robin Williams' portrayal as a neglective fiance; special criticism is reserved for the ending, where the Williams character misses his wedding a fourth time, but the Marcia Gay Harden character still marries him.

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EpisodeNumber=110

Title=Home Alone 3

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=14:52

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Home Alone 3 (1997). He finds the film having nothing to do with Home Alone, despite bearing the title and part of the theme, with unfunny gags, a poor script and a completely different cast of very stupid characters. He is also shocked about how corporate espionage got enravelled with the Home Alone series. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the main character's parents constantly and deliberately leave him at home alone. Throughout the episode, The Critic tries to reenact the "writing process" of this movie as he impersonates the light-heartened and quirky John Hughes.

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EpisodeNumber=111

Title=Old vs New: King Kong Vs Peter Jackson's King Kong

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=18:42

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ShortSummary=The Critic compares King Kong (1933) and King Kong (2005).

Best Leading Lady: 2005 Remake (Naomi Watts)
Best Supporting Cast: 1933 Original
Best Visuals: 2005 Remake
Best Kong: 1933 Original
Best Story: 1933 Original The original wins over the remake: 3-2.

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EpisodeNumber=112

Title=Drop Dead Fred

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=19:41

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Drop Dead Fred (1991). He criticizes Rik Mayall's obnoxious performance, as well as the absurd plot and unfunny jokes, and feeling that Phoebe Cates, along with everyone else in the movie, is completely insane. Special criticism is reserved for a goofy-looking "horse-face" that Phoebe Cates' character makes early on in the movie. Walker later put it at Number 2 on his list of "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list.

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EpisodeNumber=113

Title=The Care Bears Movie

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:41

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews The Care Bears Movie (1985). He does find that, in general, the film is harmless for young audiences, but complains about heavy-handed cuteness, blatant advertising of the toy line, the song sequences, and some plotholes. He does compliment the villains of the film, stating that they pose a surprisingly genuine threat.

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EpisodeNumber=114

Title=Jaws 3D

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=16:30

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Jaws 3-D (1983). At the beginning of the review, he reveals where he has been for the past week, stating that "there was an incident in Nevada... many people injured... I can never go back" (Referring to the six-part special Kickassia released the same month). He finds the 3-D (which the DVD lacks) very poorly executed, the effects cheap and unconvincing, the plot insanely dumb, and considers the film generally unscary.

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EpisodeNumber=115

Title=Free Willy

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=14:42

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Free Willy (1993). While he does not view the film as terrible, he considers it a rehash of previous movies of a boy bonding with an animal, with hammy acting, cliched villain and some very annoying plot elements. At one point, he states that he believes that the only reason this movie was popular was because of the fact that Michael Jackson's "Will You Be There" was part of the film's soundtrack. However he does like a scene involving a henchman eating popcorn, due to its sinister delivery.

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EpisodeNumber=116

Title=A Troll in Central Park

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=21:12

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews A Troll in Central Park (1994). The video starts with him pacing in anger, infuriated at how bad the film is. In the review, he considers it as the worst by Don Bluth, criticizing the characters, intelligence-insulting childishness, huge amount of filler and pandering, lack of lessons worth learning, and the ending.

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EpisodeNumber=117

Title=Theodore Rex

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=19:32

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Theodore Rex (1996). He finds the movie to be hard to comprehend, and criticizes the poor animatronics, bad editing, Richard Roundtree being in it and annoying running gags.

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EpisodeNumber=118

Title=Top 11 Coolest Clichés

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:52

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ShortSummary=The Critic lists the top 11 coolest clichés:

11. Holding a gun sideways (gangster style)
10. The sexy cry (crying with a single tear while conveying no emotion otherwise)
9. A character's past
8. A dramatic choir
7. Jousting (mano a mano)
6. Items blowing in the wind
5. Explosions from a few feet away
4. Shouting "No!" ("Nooooooooo!")
3. Evil laughter
2. Walking in a straight line (or in groups)
1. Slow-motion

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EpisodeNumber=119

Title=Hook

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=26:41

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Hook (1991). He likes the film, but makes fun of it for its third act, plotholes, some sub-par acting, and dialogue.

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EpisodeNumber=120

Title=Independence Day

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=24:18

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ShortSummary=In the spirit of the Fourth of July, the Critic reviews Independence Day (1996). He criticizes the lame cliches, unoriginality, plotholes, stereotypical characters, and predictable outcomes. However, he praises the explosions, special effects and Will Smith's performance, and states that he actually enjoyed the film when he first saw it.

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EpisodeNumber=121

Title=The Room

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker
Cameo Apperances:
Alison Pregler
Lewis Lohvaug
Noah Antwiler

Aux2=28:07

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews The Room (2003). He considers it so bad that "it has to be seen to be believed", citing the awful acting (especially that of Tommy Wiseau), out-of-sequence editing, unbelievable characters (particularly Philip Haldiman's character), moments with out-of-sync dubbing, horrid dialogue, and repetitiveness. Special criticism is reserved for a scene when Wiseau's character gets out of bed and the camera pans on his exposed buttocks. Walker later called it "so bad it's good" during his list of the Top 11 Worst Movies He Has Reviewed and said that it thus cannot be included because he does not get angry when he thinks of it.

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EpisodeNumber=122

Title=The Phantom

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:00

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews The Phantom (1996). He considers the film as standard, criticizing the bland portrayal of the protagonist, the hero's purple costume and similarities to Indiana Jones.

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EpisodeNumber=123

Title=Zeus and Roxanne

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=18:23

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Zeus and Roxanne (1997). He discusses the absolute absurdity of the plot and that the human characters get much more screen time than the animals, with special criticism for Steve Guttenberg's acting.

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EpisodeNumber=124

Title=Animaniacs Tribute

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=61:35

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ShortSummary=The Critic pays tribute to the Animaniacs (1993-98). In a three part special, he interviews Tom Ruegger, Sherri Stoner, Nathan Ruegger, Paul Rugg, and John P. McCann, the writers and voice actors of Animaniacs. Note: This is the longest Nostalgia Critic episode to date.

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EpisodeNumber=125

Title=The Flintstones Movie

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:55

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews The Flintstones (1994). He states that he hates the original series, and bashes the film's pointless moments, plotholes, inconsistencies, fake-looking props, and bad puns. However, he does find the sets to be creative. Special criticism is reserved for Rosie O'Donnell who does not resemble Betty Rubble.

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EpisodeNumber=126

Title=Mr. Nanny

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=14:51

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Mr. Nanny (1993). He finds only very few jokes to be funny and the overall movie ridiculous, with its obvious ripping-off of other movies such as Home Alone. He also points out its stereotypical characters and finds the children considerably cruel, and questions why the children do not use their cruelty tactics to get revenge on bullies.

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EpisodeNumber=127

Title=Rocky IV

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=19:29

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Rocky IV (1985). He considers the movie as the weirdest of the Rocky films, with a tendency to jump the shark and some corny performances, but he finds the film enjoyable.

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EpisodeNumber=128

Title=Chairman of the Board

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=13:22

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Chairman of the Board (1998). He finds the movie unfunny, with weird cinematography, ripping-off the plot from the Flintstones movie, predictable jokes, and the constant appearance and disappearance of Raquel Welch. He feels that the only redeemable factor of the film is Larry Miller's performance and believes that Carrot Top can play funny roles. Special criticism is reserved for one of Edison's commercial for one of his inventions, a TV dinner that actually has a TV in it. This causes the Critic to take out a pen and write an apology to the viewers, as if he were one of the filmmakers.

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EpisodeNumber=129

Title=Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic [...]-Ups

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=16:43

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ShortSummary=The Critic lists the biggest mistakes that he has made in his videos since his last "[...]-Ups" video:

11. Not providing an explanation as to why his Old Vs. New: War of the Worlds video has not been posted. (He found both the 1953 original and 2005 remake underwhelming, so he cancelled the episode).
10. Mistaking a Georgian-era dress for a Victorian-era dress in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. (Despite Linkara technically mentioning that mistake).
9. Not realizing that there was a reason why Mr. Freeze did not cure his wife in Batman & Robin.
8. Mispronouncing actor's names (notably Mako).
7. Mistaking Chernabog in Fantasia for The Devil. (He still defends his claim of naming it The Devil).
6. Providing the wrong reason why the mother from Full House died.
5. Not realizing that dolphins can actually punch in real life, as seen in Zeus and Roxanne.
4. Not realizing that Quest for Camelot did explain some things throughout.
3. Mistaking Jim Cummings for Christopher Lloyd and Jeremy Irons in the Top 11 Villain Songs.
2. Saying that 9+9+9=21 (when it is actually 27) in the End of Days review.
1. Making a joke about Autism in Ernest Saves Christmas. (He made the joke as a gamble, and did not think that it was funny from the start, so he removed it from the video).

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EpisodeNumber=130

Title=Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=19:12

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw (1988). He comments that the movie has little to nothing to do with the toy line or the TV series on which it is based, and that the film itself is a total mess, with boring and poorly developed characters, a weak script, even weaker animation, and dreadful musical numbers.

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EpisodeNumber=131

Title=The Pebble and the Penguin

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:45

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews The Pebble and the Penguin (1995). He comments that it is the least bad of Don Bluth's worst films, praising the voice acting and saying that the oddities almost work, but is bothered by the character designs, animation, amount of musical numbers and general inaccuracies.

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EpisodeNumber=132

Title=Ernest Scared Stupid

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=22:51

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ShortSummary=The Critic kicks off Nostalgia-Ween with a review of Ernest Scared Stupid (1991). He says that it is by far the weakest of the theatrically released Ernest films, being neither funny nor scary, and generally predictable. However, he does compliment one joke.

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EpisodeNumber=133

Title=Top 11 Scariest Performances

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=23:11

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ShortSummary=The Critic lists the top 11 scariest performances:

11. Bill Sikes (Oliver Reed) from Oliver! (1968)
10. T-1000 (Robert Patrick) from Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
9. Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates) from Misery (1990)
8. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) from The Silence of the Lambs (1991) and Red Dragon (2002) (Coincidentally, both entries were written for the screen by Ted Tally.)
7. Alex (Malcolm McDowell) from A Clockwork Orange (1971)
6. Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) from Psycho (1960)
5. The Gemini Killer (Jason Miller and Brad Dourif) from The Exorcist III (1990)
4. Joker (Heath Ledger) from The Dark Knight (2008)
3. Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) from No Country for Old Men (2007)
2. Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair) from The Exorcist (1973)
1. HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain) from 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

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EpisodeNumber=134

Title=Stephen King's It

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=31:48

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews It (1990). He criticizes the plotholes, melodrama, characters who are cruel for no reason, overuse of flashbacks, and all the stereotypes and cliches done in each of Stephen King's stories (which he mocks by playing a drinking game about them), but praises the acting of the children and Tim Curry. However, he questions why others find Curry's performance so frightening, due to his silly nature as well as never harming the main characters despite having numerous chances to do so.

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EpisodeNumber=135

Title=Leprechaun

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker
Brad Jones

Aux1=Doug Walker
Brad Jones

Aux2=20:07

OriginalAirDate=

ShortSummary=The Critic concludes Nostalgia-Ween with a review of Leprechaun (1993) alongside the Cinema Snob. They discuss how unrealistic it is to find a leprechaun scary, the silly plot and unbelievably bad performances from Jennifer Aniston and others.

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EpisodeNumber=136

Title=My Pet Monster

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=17:42

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews My Pet Monster (1986). He criticizes the fact that the monster in the movie looks nothing like the one on the VHS case, as well as the characters, lazy written plot and shockingly scary ending. The episode ends with the Critic calling the director of the film to ask him what he was thinking when he made the movie. The director criticizes what the Critic does, and the episode ends on a cliffhanger, with him reasserting his view on life, thinking whether or not to continue reviewing films.

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EpisodeNumber=137

Title=Nostalgic Commercials!

AltTitle=After These Messages...

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=21:47

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ShortSummary=The Critic, in a state of depression from his previous review, begins the video sitting in front of his TV watching nostalgic TV shows and commercials. He decides to take a break from TV shows and movies and takes a look at some old commercials. Afterwards, in a parody of the "Poor Jack" scene from The Nightmare Before Christmas, he decides to continue with his reviews after all.

Commercials reviewed: Sgt. Slaughter action figures, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pie, Apple Jacks '94, Popples, Giggles Cookies, Crossfire, Santa Hotline, Fruity Pebbles Christmas, Nintendo Cereal System, He-Man Burger King Kid's Meals, Glewell Construction Toys, Insecticons, Connect Four, Chia Pet, Micro Machines, Ecto Cooler, Wet Bannana, Fraggle Rock Books, Magic Potty Baby.

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EpisodeNumber=138

Title=Old Vs. New - The Ten Commandments Vs. The Prince of Egypt

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=21:23

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ShortSummary=The Critic compares The Ten Commandments (1956) to The Prince of Egypt (1998).

Best Moses: Charlton Heston
Best Ramses: Ralph Fiennes
Best Supporting Cast: The Ten Commandments
Best God: Val Kilmer
Best Story: The Prince of Egypt The Prince of Egypt wins over The Ten Commandments: 3-2.

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EpisodeNumber=139

Title=The Thief and the Cobbler

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker
Rob Walker (as Vincent Price)

Aux2=21:02

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews the Miramax version of The Thief and the Cobbler (1995). He criticizes the constant use of inner-monologues, inconsistent animation, bland songs, and finds the character of the princess too obvious. At the end he goes on to recommend the "Re-Cobbled Cut" of the film instead. At the end of the review, Vincent Price calls him to say that he planted a timed bomb set to go off in a couple of seconds, and blows up the critic.

Plot flaw: The Critic said that Matthew Broderick wasn't born when The Thief and the Cobbler began production. When in fact, Broderick was born before production began.

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EpisodeNumber=140

Title=Waterworld

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=22:33

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Waterworld (1995). He considers it an average but enjoyable film that is not as bad as its reputation goes, applauding Dennis Hopper's performance, the action scenes and attention to detail in the contraptions. However, he complains about Kevin Costner's acting, Tina Majorino's character Enola and some plotholes.

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EpisodeNumber=141

Title=Little Monsters

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=20:29

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Little Monsters (1989). He considers the film to be miserable, criticizing the poorly written plot, unexplained story elements, mean-spirited characters, nasty jokes, depressing tone, and overly scary monsters. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where parents blame their own children for Brian and Maurice's insane pranks. Walker later placed it at Number 3 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list.

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EpisodeNumber=142

Title=Rover Dangerfield

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=20:28

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ShortSummary=The Critic reviews Rover Dangerfield (1991). While praising the animation, he considers the film a poor attempt for Rodney Dangerfield to write a children's film, and complains about Rover's character, the clumsy plot, the musical numbers, the ocassionally dark overtones, and the constant use of bad jokes and one-liners.

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EpisodeNumber=143

AltTitle= A Nostalgia Critic Christmas

Title= You're A Dirty Rotten [...]: A Christmas Special

WrittenBy=Doug Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker
Also StarringNoah Antwiler
Orlando Belisle Jr.
Bhargav Dronamraju
Lindsay Ellis
Antonella Inserra
Brad JonesJillian Zurawski-Jones
Lewis Lovhaug
Robert Panico
Joe Vargas
Rob Walker

Aux2=17:52

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ShortSummary= In a parody of It's a Wonderful Life, the Critic, sick of reviewing nostalgic material, quits his job, vowing to never do another Nostalgia Critic video again. He is visited by a guardian angel, who shows him how his life would be if he had never existed. However, to the Critic's dismay, everyone's lives are better; The Cinema Snob is a pornographic film star, the Nostalgia Chick is a famous film director, Spoony has taken over the Critic's job, Linkara owns Marvel and DC Comics, and Angry Joe is president of the United States. At first this saddens the Critic, but upon realizing that he has made his own life better, he decides to return to work. However, his guardian angel, upon learning how much better his own life would be without the Critic, tries to kill the Critic. The Critic defeats his guardian angel by shooting him to death (With the angel realizing that God lied to him and that angels can be hurt, and thus, contradicting the Ten Commandments) and returns to his work, to the dismay of his fellow reviewers.

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EpisodeNumber=144

Title=Raiders of the Story Arc - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

WrittenBy=Doug Walker
Rob Walker

Aux1=Doug Walker

Aux2=26:44

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ShortSummary= The Critic reviews the first five episodes of the original Ninja Turtles series. Overall, he feels that the show is outdated, criticizing various mistakes and silly moments, but still enjoys it for its clever fourth wall jokes and animation on the action scenes.

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