List of fictional works in Gargantua and Pantagruel

The following is a List of fictional books in Gargantua and Pantagruel. This is not a list of the five novels that make up Gargantua and Pantagruel, but rather a list of invented or imaginary books that are mentioned or discussed by characters in Gargantua and Pantagruel. Since the titles exist only within the context of the story, they are fictional.

The series of five novels, by French author Francois Rabelais, includes within its storyline an immense number of fictional books, many scatological and all humorous. Many of these fictional books are titled deliberately to mock the clergy, such as Antipericatamentanaparbeugedamphibricationes, or Discussions on All Manner of Subjects by [...] Monks, but an equal number are simply silly, such as And Cheese, Too.

This article was created as a spin-off of the overgrown List of fictional books article. There is also a main article on fictional books in general.

• Abbots' Donkey-Size Pricks
• Advanced Asslicking, for Graduate Students
• Adversus quemdam qui vocaverat eum fripponatorem, et quod fripponatores non sunt damnati ab Ecclesia by Sutoris (Pierre Couturier)
• Alchemists' Windpipes
• And Cheese, Too
• Antidotarium animae by Merlin Coccaius
• Antipericatamentanaparbeugedamphibricationes, or Discussions on All Manner of Subjects by [...] Monks
• Ars honeste petandi in societate by Maitre Hardouin de Graetz
• Astrology's Chimney Sweep
• Badinatorium Sophistarum
• Ball-biting Promoters
• Barbouilamenta Scoti by Scotus
• Batwing Hats for Cardinals
• Begging Monks' Stew
• Bell Ringers' Ballgames
• Bigot's Stew
• Bigua salutis
• Bishops' Antidotes for Aphrodisiacs
• The Bishops' Bagpipes
• Blinders for the Road to Rome
• Boots for the Stouthearted
• Bragueta juris
• Cacatorium medicorum
• Callibistratorium caffardie, actore M. Jacobo Hostatem hereticometra by Jacobo (Jacob Hochstraten) Hostratem
• Campi clysteriorum by Symphorien Champier
• Cardinal Cajetan's Whinnyings
• Catalogue of Academic Candidates
• The Chains of Religion
• Cheated Husbands in Court
• Close-Shaven Clerks by Ockham
• Commercial Rope Tricks
• The Cost of Letting Monks Beg
• The Crucible of Contemplation
• Cullebutatorium confratiarm
• De auferibilitate pape ab ecclesia by Gerson
• De Baboinis et cingis, cum commento Dorbellis by Marmotretus (Apehead)
• De batisfolagiis principium by R. (Ramon Lull) Lullius
• De bobelinandis glosse Accursiane baguenaudis repetitio enucidiluculidissiam by Pilloti (Pillot Penny-Squeezer) Raquedenari
• De brodiorum usa et honestate chopinandi by Silvester of Priero
• De cagotis tollendis by Justinianus
• De calcaribus removendis decades undecium by Aubry de Rosata
• De capreolis cum chardoneta comedendis, tempore Papali ab Ecclesia interdicto by Pasquilli (Dr. Pasquin)
• De castrametandis crinibus by Ejusdem
• De compotationibus mendicantium by Frater (Friar Lubin) Lubinus
• De croquendis lardonibus by Reverendi Patris Fratris Lubini
• De Differentiis soupparum by Guillaume Bricot
• De emulgentiarum profectibus enneades novem, cum privilegio papeli ad triennium, et posteanon by Biship Boudarin
• De grabellationibus horarum canonicarum lib. quadraginta by Fripesaulcetis (Maitre Lickitup)
• De Magistro nostrandorum magistro nostratorumque beuvetis lib. octo galantissimi by Chaultcouillon (Hotballs)
• De modo cacandi by Pierre) Tartaretus (Tartaret
• De modo faciendi boudinos by Majoris
• De moustarda post prandium servienda lib. quatuordecium, apostilati per M. Vaurillon by M. N. Rostocostojambedanesse
• De optimitate triparum by Beda
• De originbe patepelutarum et torticollorum ritibus lib. septem by Moillegroin (Wetnose)
• De patria diabolorum by Merlin Coccaius
• De pelendis mascarendisque cardinalium mulis by Marforius
• De re militari, cum figuris Tevoti by Franctopinus
• De terribiliditate excommunicationum libellus acephalos by Jo. (Jean Ditebrodius) Dytebrodii
• De usa et utilitate escorchandi equos et equas by Quebecu
• De vita et honestate braguardorum by Lourdadus (Dumbbell)
• Decretum universitatis Parisiensis SUPER gorgiasitate muliercularum ad placitum
• Decrotarorium scholarium
• Dribbling Tipplings by Useless Bishops
• Fairy Tales of the Law
• Faking the Holy Cross
• Folk Dances for Heretics
• Forcible Removal in Matters Requiring a Conscience
• Formicarium artium
• Fun With Dice
• Garters, or Patience's Knee-Boots
• The Guzzlers' Den
• Heretics' Hides
• Heroes' Elephant Balls
• The History of Elves, Brownies, and Hobgoblins
• How a Vision of Saint Gertrude Appeared to a Nun, at Poissy, When She Went into Labor
• How Fast Friars Fool Around
• How Grabby Beggars Grab by Brother (collector) Cutyourwallet
• How Priests Cover Themselves
• How Priests Say No
• How to Get to the Bottom, in Discipline
• How to Keep It Up Till You're Ninety
• How to Make aNobleman Shut Up
• How Virgins [...]
• How Wine Spurs You On
• Humility's Worn-out Shoe
• The Hungry Jaws of Lawyers
• Incessant Fartings of Ecclesiastical Scriveners - scribes, copyists, abbreviators, court clerks, and calendar fixers by Regis (compiler)
• Ingeniositas invocandi diabolos et diabolas by Guingolfum (Maitre Guingolfus)
• Judges' Bulging Bellies
• Ladies' Finger BElls
• Landing in Brazil by Antonio de Leva
• Lawyers' Complaints AbOUT the Abolition of Bribes
• Lyripipi Sorbonici Moralisationes by Lupoldum (Maitre Lupoldus)
• Magistrates in Cat Fur
• Magnanimity's Stewpot
• Making Money on Indulgences
• Malogranatum vitiorum
• Maneries ramonandi fournellos by Eccium (Jean Eck)
• Marriage Tied Around with a String
• Misers' Mountains
• Monks' Cowls
• The Musty Mustard-Pot of Penitence
• The Notary's Basket
• Official Swindlers
• Old Soldiers and Other Bums
• On the Clownishness of Country Priests
• Pantofla decretorum
• PEAS in Lard, with commentary
• Perpetual Almanac for Those Afflicted with Gout or the Pox
• The Pharmacists' Fart Sucker
• Piety's Handcuffs
• Pleasures of the Monastic Life
• Poetasters' Bellybuttons
• Poiltronismus rerum Italicarum by Etienne Brulefer
• Political Glue
• A Pot for All Seasons
• The Preacher's Featherduster by (attributed to "a bum")
• Prognostication by Songecruyson (The Master of Useless Dreams)
• Quaestio subtilissima, utrum Chimera in vacuo bombinans possit comedere secundus intentiones, et fuit debatuta per decem hebdomadas in concilio Constantiensi
• Rear-Flapping Trousers for Shitheads
• Roman Fanfares
• Stories of the Kings of Canarre by Marotus du Lac
• Stratagemata Francharchieri de Bagnolet
• Stupid Noises by Celestine Monks
• Surgery's Kiss-My-[...]
• The Sweat Stink of Spaniards by Inigo de Loyola
• Tarraballationes Doctorum Coloniensium adversus ReuchlIn
• Theologians' Rat Traps
• Theology's Tennis Ball
• Thieves' Dens
• Travelers' Trinkets
• Tricks by Trixies and Elves
• The Tripe-Pod of Noble Thought
• Virevoustatorium nacquettorum by F. (Father Pinhead) Pedebilletis
• What Bothers Priests about Holy Confession
• Why Hermits Have Pendulous Beards
• Why Monkeys Smack Their Lips When They Pray
• Widows' Bald Asses
• Worm Powder for the Poor