List of Cinco Family Products

The Cinco Family/Corporation is fictional corporation which spans the television and Internet works of comedian Bob Odenkirk. The current outlet for Cinco Products is the comedy television program Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!.

Carried over from Tom Goes to the Mayor and online material available only on BobandDavid.com, the Cinco Family/Corporation parodies the typical "soul-less corporations." Their cache consists of satirical products marketed with the name "Cinco Chemicals and Toy Division." Not to be confused with the similar Globo-Chem from Odenkirk's Mr. Show.

Companies owned by the Cinco Family include Cinco Dairy, Cinco Sweets, Cinco Home Entertainment, Cinco Banking, Cinco Insurance, Cinco Styles, Cinco Chemicals and Toy Division, Cinco Games, Cinco Dairy, and other canon and non-canon subsidiaries. The commercials and infomercials use green screen and special effects with the intent of mimicking the standard format of infomercials from the late 1980s and early 1990s, often lampooning technology from the same era (such as the Cinco MIDI Organizer). GeneRally, the goods and services sold by Cinco companies are an assortment of seemingly useless products.

• Cinco MIDI Organizer
• T'ird - a feathered flying disc with the legs and head on top that resembles a turtle
• B'owl - a stuffed animal meant to resemble a combination of a bat and an owl
• B'ougar - a stuffed bear with the growl of a cougar
• Cinco Fone - a one button, multi-antennae cell phone that can only place calls
• Cinco Long Distance - a not-so-easy to use long distance telephone service provider
• Candy Tails - horse hair extensions for children to wear, coated in candy flavors for sucking on
• My New Pep-Pep - a life-size grandfather doll, who smells like real grandfathers
• Greatest Hits of James Quall - 3 VHS Cassettes of James Quall Impressions with 200 hours of bonus material
• Thocks - thong-like socks
• Cinco Boy - a life-size son doll, which is periodically replaced with larger, older son dolls
• Encyclopedia of Numbers (guest starring Rainn Wilson)
• Innernette - the internet on a small disc
• D'Ump - quiet deer-like digital umpire
• Balls Insurance - insurance coverage for getting struck in the testicles
• It's Not Jackie Chan - a board game in which players have to guess things that are not Jackie Chan
• My Eggs - develop your own eggs by gestating this product in your intestine (feces activated)
• Eye Tanning System - to get rid of 'raccoon eyes' from tanning with sunglasses on
• C'bund - cumberbunds aren't just for tuxedos anymore.
• Cinco Video Cube - A video cube which contains a movie that can be plugged into a VHS tape and played on a VHS player.
• Cigarette Juice
• Cinco E-Trial - A method of inaccurately and inefficiently being put on trial over the web.
• Urinal Shower - A small pipe urinal attachment that redirects the flushing water to allow showering in any public restroom.