Kilted Yaksmen Anthem

The Royal Anthem of the Canadian Kilted Yaksmen is a song featured on The Ren and Stimpy Show episode The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen. The song is sung by Ren and Stimpy when their party has lost hope, food, and water.

Lyrics

(to the tune of “My Country, 'Tis of Thee” / “God Save the Queen”)

Our country reeks of trees

Our Yaks are really large

And they smell like rotting beef carcasses

And we have to clean up after them

And our saddle sores are the best

We proudly wear women's clothing

As searing sand blows up our skirts

And the buzzards, they soar overhead

And poisonous snakes will devour us whole

Our bones will bleach in the sun

And we will probably go to hell (heck in You Eediot!, censored by a fart noise in the episode)

And that is our great reward

For being the-uh Ro-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!