Daily Show segments

This list of Daily Show segments is a comprehensive and ever-growing reference for the segments shown on the Daily Show. The Daily Show often uses humorous, parody names for their segments. News segments that the host reports are often accompanied by the comedic over-the-shoulder graphic or a chyron in the lower third of the screen. The news segments reported by correspondents are introduced with a longer intro graphic with an underlying title along with the writer or producer of the segment, or desk segments which involve the correspondent discussing some of his/her points with the host. Correspondents also do on-location reports where they are seen reporting from Baghdad, the United Nations or the Vatican City. Often these reports are done on a green-screen several feet from the host desk, but occasionally, real on-site reports are done.

Segments

Segment names by date

Date	Segment Name	Type	Description	Reference
January 11, 1999	Popeye the Question	Over the shoulder	Report on the plan for Popeye to finally get married to his girlfriend Olive Oyl	combination of Popeye the Sailor and pop the question
	Sitting Bulls#*!	Over the shoulder	Upon the death of litter-hating Indian Iron Eyes Cody, it is revealed that he was not an Indian at all , but an Italian from Louisiana	Sitting Bull
	The Final Blow	Over the shoulder	Strom Thurmond's swearing in of William Renquist at the impeachment hearing for President Bill Clinton
	Gramm Cracker	Chyron	Senator Phil Gramm's defense of Republicans right to call a large amount of witness to increase the length of President Clinton's impeachment hearing	Graham cracker
	A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial	Chyron	Jon addresses concerns the viewers may have over changes he will bring to the Daily Show and the rest of their family
	The Beth Littleford Interview	Correspondent Report: Beth Littleford	Beth InterViews the munchkins from The Wizard of Oz
January 20, 1999	The Trouble With Dribbles	Over the shoulder	Dennis Rodman retiring from basketball to make movies and Latrell Sprewell being traded to the New York Knicks
	Corrections/Retractions/Apologies	Chyron	Correction of the previous NiGHTS story that Mark McGuire was not invited to a congress on racial equality dinner because they couldn't afford to feed his son, retraction of the previous nights story that the Daily Show had a tape of Clinton and Lewinski's first [...] encounter, apology from Jon to a hooker for "running out on a bill"
	The Gorilla Can't Help It	Over the shoulder	Family is suing the Bronx Zoo because a gorilla threw rocks at them while visiting the zoo.
	Back in Black	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Taiwan government cracking down on prostitution, Chinese ice sculptures, Viagra in a nasal spray, old woman walking across America to promote campaign finance reform	AC/DC song: Back in Black
	Impeach Impediment '99	Over the shoulder	Clinton's last State of the Union address of the 20th century
	Wore a Special Helmet	Chyron	Steve Largent's comments AbOUT playin for the Seattle Seahawks during the Republican response to the State of the Union address
	Stepford Rep	Chyron	Jennifer Dunn's comments during the Republican response to the 1999 State of the Union address	Novel/Film: The Stepford Wives
January 21, 1999	Church of Bozo	Correspondent Report: Laura Kightlinger	Laura interviews a clown who finds Bozo in the painted glass at a church
	Low Riders In the Sky	Over the shoulder	Puerto Rican police added a blimp to help combat [...] smuggling	Doors song: Riders on the Storm
	You've Got Quayle	Over the shoulder	Dan Quayle's announcement to run for President in 2000	You've Got Mail
	A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial	Chyron	Jon mocks President Bill Clinton's attempt to urge Washington to resist tobacco lobbyists
February 2, 1999	Mars Needs Stewardesses	Over the shoulder	NASA announces plans to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Wright brothers' flight by flying a robot plane on Mars
	We Know Angels	Correspondent Report: Denny Siegel	Denny Siegel interviews the "angel lady"
	Lick of Time	Over the shoulder	U.S. Postal Service invited the public to vote on 15 stamps commemorating the 1980s	"nick of time"
	Glueless	Chyron	Azeezaly Jaffer's comments about the 80's stamps vote	clueless
	A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial	Chyron	Jon comments on Peta's fight for the rights of the groundhog around Groundhog Day
	Let's Get Fiscal	Over the shoulder	Republicans are angry about Clinton's 2000 budget report	Lyric from Olivia Newton-John's song Physical
	Groundhog Day 1999	Over the shoulder	Peta's thoughts about the treatment of the groundhogs on Groundhog Day
February 8, 1999	Our Lady of Lint	Correspondent Report: Stacey Grenrock	Stacey interviews a woman who mad a life sizes sculpture of the Virgin Mary out of lint
	That's Allah She Wrote	Over the shoulder	Death of King Hussein of Jordan	"thats all she wrote"
	High Defamation TV	Over the shoulder	Monica Lewinsky's deposition hearing being televised	High-definition television
	Intern of the Screw	Chyron	Monica Lewinsky's taped deposition in the impeachment trial of President Bill Clinton	Shakespeare comedy: The Taming of the Shrew
	Has A Sister Named Phil	Chyron	House Impeachment Manager Lindsey Graham's last minute attempt to continue the impeachment trial
	Hit or Miss USA	Over the shoulder	Coverage of the 48th annual Miss USA pageant	"hit or miss"
	Pinky and No Brain	Over the shoulder	Roz Kelly, best known for playing Pinky Tuscadero on Happy Days was arrested for shooting her neighbors car with a shotgun, when the alarm woke her up	Cartoon characters Pinky and the Brain
February 9, 1999	God Stuff	Correspondent Report: John Bloom	John explores how different televangelists promote violence
	Everlasting Chiu	Correspondent Report: Mo Rocca	Mo Rocca visits with Alex Chiu, inventor of devices that guarantee immortality and teleportation
	Award is Hell	Over the shoulder	Academy Award nominations announced by Kevin Spacey, virtually insuring he wouldn't be nominated	"war is hell"
	Understanding Jordan	Chyron	Jon answers viewer emails about Jordan
	Toy Meets World	Over the shoulder	Highlights from the 76th annual American International Toy Fair	TV Show: Boy Meets World
	Beer and Loathing	Over the shoulder	Stroh selling its brands to Miller and Pabst	Novel/Film: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
	Needles in Pen	Over the shoulder	Report on a new prison program which teaches inmates to crochet
	Teller of Yarns	Chyron	Interview win an inmate who participates in the new crocheting program
February 16, 1999	Sequin Ye Shall Find	Over the shoulder	Jon's coverage of Brazil's Carnival
	Rest Impeach	Over the shoulder	Jon looks back on the life of recently-deceased John Ehrlichman
	Perfect 10 Inch	Over the shoulder	Celebrities celebrate the 40th anniversary of Barbie	"Perfect 10"
	Low-Brow Conversation	Over the shoulder	Scientists theorize that neanderthals could most likely speak
	A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial	Chyron	Jon delivers an editorial defending Linda Tripp
	Low Down Dirty Name	Over the shoulder	Jon reviews the list of most popular baby names
	Rectum? It Nearly Killed 'Em!	Correspondent Report: Beth Littleford	Beth Littleford meets with [...] therapist and rectal expert Dr. Jack Morin	joke punchline: rectum? [...] near killed 'em
February 17, 1999	Kurds in the Way	Over the shoulder	Kurds throughout the world protest the arrest of a fugitive Kurd leader	Curds and Whey
	Last Auction Hero	Over the shoulder	O.J. Simpson forced to auction of his football memorabilia	Movie: Last Action Hero
	Kiddie Litter	Over the shoulder	Calvin Klein's new ad campaign featuring young children in underwear is being protested and called child [...]	Kitty litter
	Bigfoot [...]	Correspondent Report: Stephen Colbert	Washington is preventing farmer Jim Baum from turning his land into agricultural land because the land is sasquatch habitat	Bigfoot and foot [...]
	Brand New Rag	Over the shoulder	National Enquirer is purchased, new owners contemplate created a teen version	brand new bag
	I Have a Cream	Over the shoulder	Twinkie's are changing back to their original banana cream filing instead of vanilla cream filing	Martin Luther King speech: "I Have a dream"
	Back in Black	Correspondent Report: Lewis Black	Chinese New Year, Australian TV shows a partial eclipse for 2 hours, and the broadway play based on the Clinton Lewinsky scandal	AC/DC song: Back in Black
February 18, 1999	30 Seconds of Kosovo	Over the shoulder	President Clinton deploys warplanes to Kosovo
	That's Orenthal Folks	Over the shoulder	Christian radio host Bob Enyart buys and destroys $16,000 worth of O.J. Simpson memorabilia	Porky Pigs That's all folks!
	Ted Offensive	Over the shoulder	Ted Turner delivers a long, rambling speech to the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association criticizing the Pope's stance on birth control and abortion	Military campaign: The Tet Offensive
	Public Excess	Correspondent Report: Rich Brown	Rich Brown reviews the best undiscovered performers on America's public access networks	public access
March 1, 1999	A Sample Plan	Over the shoulder	Attorney General Janet Reno has advocated for collecting DNA samples from everyone who is arrested	Novel/Band: A Simple Plan
	Herbie, the Love [...]	Over the shoulder	Women in New York were hospitalized after drinking shots of invigorate, the "female viagra" and chasing it with beer	Herbie, the Love Bug
	Laker Girl	Over the shoulder	Dennis Rodman's first game playing for the Los Angeles Lakers	Laker Cheerleaders: Laker Girls
	G.I. Joke	Over the shoulder	G.I. Joe announced its plans to make a Bob Hope tribute doll	G.I. Joe
	Todd's News In Review	Chyron	While the Daily Show was on break for the last week, night watchman Todd, kept tabs on the news
	Deathbed Wish	Over the shoulder	A Louisville, KY woman died and willed her estate to actor Charles Bronson	Charles Bronson film: Death Wish
	Miming For Gold	Correspondent Report: Stacey Grenrock	Stacey Grenrock talks to Stewart Fischer, a mime on a crusade to having miming added to the Olympic Games	mining for gold
March 2, 1999	Loose Buchanan	Over the Shoulder	Pat Buchanan running for President in 2000
	Working or Tips	Over the shoulder	The America Academy of Pediatrics has announced there is no medical reason for circumcision
	Untangled Web	Over the shoulder	The Release of the first Spiderman movie	tangled web
	A Quick Word of Advice	Chyron	Jon gives advice to Spiderman to "stay true" and not let Hollywood change him
	Dog Dead Afternoon	Over the shoulder	Bob Dole mourning the loss of his dog Leader	dog day afternoon
	Second Opinion	Correspondent Desk Report: Paul Michael Mecurio	Dr. Paul Michael Mecurio representing H.M.O.'s discusses how he'd like to handle strange skin conditions like psoriasis	Dr's second opinion
March 3, 1999	Oral Report	Over the shoulder	Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life	oral report
	Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place	Over the shoulder	Fox airs Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt with Maury Povich	TV Sitcom: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place
	Dead Panda Walking	Over the shoulder	A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a NATURAL history museum	death row phrase: "dead man walking"
March 31, 1999	Kick In the Balkans '99	Over the shoulder	The United States and Nato agree to a stepped up bombing campaign on Kosovo	Kick in the balls
	Goose Goose Duck	Over the shoulder	Fabio is hit in the face by a goose while riding a new roller coaster at Bush Gardens	Children's game: Duck Duck Goose
	Dalai Want a Cracker	Correspondent Report: Mo Rocca with desk followup	Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate	polly wanna cracker
	Yeast of Burden	Over the shoulder	Jews celebrate Passover	beast of burden
	Corrections/Retractions/Apologies	Chyron	Jon apologizes for stating that [...] helps children sleep, corrects a statement that Clinton wore a tie that Milosevic gave him before the "broke up", apologizes for impersonating Keith Richards crotch
	Lung Time Comin'	Over the shoulder	Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer	long time comin'
	Back in Black	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Lewis is confused about the Balkan war, comments on a bullet proof Mercedes, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong	AC/DC song: Back in Black
April 1, 1999	Pop Tart	Over the shoulder	Rolling Stone's issue with underage pop start Britney Spears in provocative posses and scantily clad	Breakfast pastry: Pop-Tarts
	Reading is Fundamentalist	Over the shoulder	Pat Robertson kicks off a publicity tour for "The Book," a Gen-X-friendly rewrite of the Bible	reading is fundamental
	Oh, To Live on Booger Mountain	Correspondent Report: Vance DeGeneres	Residents of Booger Mountain, NC want to change the name of their town, and the mountain
	What's Up, Doc?	Over the shoulder	Former New York Mets pitcher Doc Gooden speaks out against Chinese paint, a [...] aid that numbs the genitals prolonging [...] intercourse to the point of bodily harm	Bugs Bunny catchphrase: What's Up, Doc?
	Thersday for the Ladies	Host Report	Jon profiles the ladies making history, or 'herstory,' in 1999: Janet Reno, Elisabeth Dole, Monica Lewinsky	Thursday
March 6, 2003	The Kids Are All Left	Over the shoulder	College students protest against upcoming Iraq War	The Who song The Kids are All Right
January 25, 2006	American Resolutions: A Series of Human Interest Stories Used to Emotionally Manipulate You	Correspondent Desk Report: Ed Helms	Ed follows up on his New Year's resolution to get a new job
February 23, 2006	Back in Black	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Report on the Danish cartoon scandal	AC/DC's song Back in Black
March 8, 2006	The Unnatural	Correspondent On-Location Report: Rob Corddry: Scottsdale, AZ	Report on Barry Bonds' alleged steroid use	The Natural
January 22, 2007	Bush State of the Union VI	Chyron	2007 State of the Union address	SUPER Bowl naming convention
March 22, 2007	Withdrawal Method	Chyron	[...] Cheney's speech at the Aipac annual convention	Withdrawal method of contraception
March 22, 2007	Professional Important News	Correspondent Desk Report: Demetri Martin	Viacom vs. YouTube battle
June 4, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron Over the shoulder	June 3, 2007 Democratic Presidential debate
June 5, 2007	He Got Served	Chyron	William Jefferson indictment	Movie: You Got Served
	Father of the Bribe	Over the shoulder	William Jefferson indictment	Movie: Father of the Bride
	Hasta La Visa	Over the shoulder	Bush's proposed immigration Reform Act	Terminator's "Hasta la vista, baby"
	Callous in Wonderland	Correspondent Report: Rob Riggle	Disneyland's opposition to the proposed, nearby affordable housing	Alice In Wonderland
June 6, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John_Oliver: Manchester, NH	CNN's coverage of the June 5, 2007 Republican Presidential Debate in Manchester, NH
June 6, 2007	Back in Black	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Google Street View, Regal Theaters' manager notification device, and MySpace's vow to hand over data on registered [...] offenders	AC/DC's song Back in Black
June 7, 2007	Shawskank Redemption	Theoretical over the shoulder	Paris HILTON arrest story	Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
	Heiligendammmmm!	Chyron	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany	Jerry Lewis
	Protests: Too Much?	Chyron	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany
	8 Simple Rulers	Over the shoulder	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany	TV show: 8 Simple Rules
	Bush vs Putin	Over the shoulder	Bush and Vladimir Putin's disagreement concerning nuclear missiles	boxing match naming convention
	Same Cold Thing?	Chyron	Bush and Putin's disagreement concerning nuclear missiles	same old thing
	Gays of Thunder	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Garnier Fructis sponsorship of Nascar	Movie: Days of Thunder
June 11, 2007	Eurotrip	Chyron	Bush's Summer 2007 trip to Europe	Movie: Eurotrip
	Albaniacs	Over the shoulder	Bush's summer 2007 trip to Albania
	Ordinary Papal	Chyron	Bush's summer 2007 trip to the Vatican City	ordinary people
	Benny and the Guest	Over the shoulder	Bush's summer 2007 visit with Pope Benedict XVI	Elton John song: Bennie and the Jets
	Bush & Benedict: Together At Last	Correspondent On-location Report: Jason Jones: Vatican City	Bush's summer 2007 visit with Pope Benedict XVI
June 12, 2007	Is there a deal or is there no deal?	Chyron	2007 Senate Immigration Bill	TV Show: Deal or No Deal
	Kill Bill	Over the shoulder	2007 Senate Immigration Bill	Movie: Kill Bill
	No No-confidence...No?	Chyron	Alberto Gonzales no-confidence vote	Spanish language syntax
	Kill Bill Volume 2	Over the shoulder	Alberto Gonzales no-confidence vote in the Senate	Movie: Kill Bill: Volume 2
	Is America Ready for a Mormon President?	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Mitt Romney's 2008 Presidential Campaign and the fact that he is a Mormon	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
June 13, 2007	M o m	Over the shoulder	Play on the Mess O'Potamia graphic with the remaining letters destroyed by bombs	Mess O'Potamia
June 13, 2007	Mess O'Potamia	Chyron Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Baghdad, Iraq	Bombing of the Shiite mosk in Sumarra and American alliance with insurgent groups to fight Al-Qaeda	Mesopotamia
June 14, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron	Giuliani's list of 12 commitments if elected President and the battle between Mitt Romney and John McCain over Romney's stance on abortion and when he changed from pro-choice to pro-life
	http.//.indecision.2008.net/clusterf@#k.html	Chyron	Presidential candidate websites	URL format
	Partly Pouty	Chyron	The Weather Channel's 2007 global warming controversy	Meteorologist phrase "partly cloudy"
June 18, 2007	Crisis in Gaza: Warportunity in the Middle East	Chyron Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Gaza	Hamas control of the Gaza Strip
June 18, 2007	Sh#ts and Riggles	Correspondent Desk Report: Rob Riggle	Report on the Movie: Evan Almighty	phrase: sh#ts and giggles
June 19, 2007	Mess O'Potamia	Chyron Over the shoulder	Coalition forces battling with [...] forces in Diyala	Mesopotamia
June 19, 2007	Americans Among Us: The Enemy Within	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Report on the growing number of Americans against the Iraq War
June 20, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron	Hillary Clinton's "Conversation with America" slogan
	http.//.indecision.2008.net/clusterf@#k.html	Chyron	Hillary Clinton's campaign song choice through her website	URL format
	May or May Not	Over the shoulder	Michael Bloomberg's leaving the Republican Party and is possible campaign for the presidency
	Indecision '08	Over the shoulder	Report on the growing number of presidential candidates in the 2008 election
	Jesus Take the Wheel	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: Vatican City	Report on the Ten Commandments for Drivers issued by the Roman Catholic Church
June 21, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron Over the shoulder	Democratic presidential candidates speaking at the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees annual union meeting
	Oh, the Places You'll Blow!	Over the shoulder	Report on the "Graduation Class of 2007" from a [...] training camp	Commonly used phrase in graduation speeches: "Oh, the places you'll go"
	Magna Boom Laude	Chyron	Report on the "Graduation Class of 2007" from a [...] training camp	Magna Cum Laude
	Get Shorty	Chyron	Report on the shrinking physical stature of Americans	Novel/Movie: Get Shorty
	Stature of Liberty	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location report: Rob Riggle: Amsterdam, Netherlands	Report on the shrinking physical stature of Americans	Statue of Liberty
June 25, 2007	[...] Move	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: Washington, D.C.	[...] Cheney's claim that he is not part of the executive branch of the government, and therefore does not have to comply with its laws
	Non-Executive Decision	Chyron	Senate's deliberation about [...] Cheney's claim that he is not part of the executive branch of government	Executive decisions
	Heart Attack	Correspondent Report: Jason Jones	Report on a Vietnam veteran giving one of his purple hearts to President Bush	Heart Attack
June 26, 2007	You Don't Know [...]	Chyron	Report on the "Man-sized safes" in Cheney's office reported by the New York Times	Game: You Don't Know Jack
	Decisions '07	Chyron Correspondent on-location report: Samantha Bee: Washington, D.C.	Supreme Court Decisions handed down	Play on the "Indecision 'XX segments"
	Trendspotting	Correspondent Report: Demetri Martin	Report on the growing number of college students with credit cards
June 27, 2007	You Don't Know [...]	Chyron	Cheney's removal of his official residence from Google Maps	Game: You Don't Know Jack
	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron Over the shoulder	Giuliani's visit with Pat Robertson and arrest of Giuliani campaign chairman Tom Ravenel for [...] possession and Giuliani's replacement of Tom Ravenel with his father Arthur Ravenel who once referred to the NAACP as the National Association of [...] People
	Waiting to Inhale	Chyron	House Subcommittee hearing of Christie Whitman former director of the EPA's actions to allow 9/11 workers to continue working in the pile after asbestos was found	Movie: Waiting to Exhale
	Back in Black	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Rupert Murdock's plan to buy The Wall Street Journal and the advent of Conservapedia, CubeTV and the Fox's The 1/2 Hour News Hour	AC/DC's song Back in Black
September 18, 2007	That's Al Folks!	Over the shoulder	The resignation of former US Secretary General Alberto Gonzalez	Porky Pig's Th-th-th-that's all folks!
September 19, 2007	Is America Ready for a Woman President?	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
September 19, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Over the shoulder	United States presidential election, 2008
September 20, 2007	Mess O'Potomac	Over the shoulder	Congress' failure to live up to their promises to withdraw troops from Iraq	Mesopotamia
September 20, 2007	3'10" to Yuma	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Dan Bakkedahl: Bonanza City, NM	CBS's reality tv show: Kid Nation	Movie 3:10 to Yuma
September 24, 2007	Ahmadine Minute	Chyron	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit and speech at Columbia University
	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron	Democratic presidential debate on September 20, 2007
	The World According to AARP	Over the shoulder	Democratic presidential debate cosponsored by the AARP	The world according to ...
	Have Gun Will Grovel	Over the shoulder	Republican presidential candidates speaking to the NRA	TV Show: Have Gun Will Travel
	The Henry Stops Here	Correspondent Desk Report: Buck Henry	Report on states pushing up their primaries to compete with the Iowa and New Hampshire primary elections	The buck stops here
September 25, 2007	Ahmadine Minute	Chyron Over the shoulder	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to New York and Columbia
September 25, 2007	The Cost of Freedom: Canadian EDition	Correspondent Report: Dan Bakkedahl	Illegal immigration to Canada
September 26, 2007	Presidents' Day	Chyron	Bush and Iranian President Ahmadinejad's visit to the United Nations	US holiday: Presidents Day (United States)
	Showdown at the U.N. Corral	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: United Nations	Bush and Iranian President Ahmadinejad's visit to the United Nations	Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
	Back in Black	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	US Treasury's redesign of the $5 bill, CW's commercial free news network sponsored by Wal-Mart and Halo3 and reports on people pretending to be US military veterans to receive free health care	AC/DC's song Back in Black
September 27, 2007	House Party	Chyron	House subcommittee on commerce, trade and consumer protection's hearing on rap lyrics	Movie: House Party
	Straight Outta Congress	Over the shoulder	House subcommittee on commerce, trade and consumer protection's hearing on rap lyrics	N.W.A. song/album/film Straight Outta Compton
	Ad About You	Chyron	Senate discussion led by Senator John Cornyn about the Moveon.org advertisement: "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?"	American Sitcom Mad About You
	"BAD"vertising	Over the shoulder	Senate discussion led by Senator John Cornyn about the Moveon.org advertisement: "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?" and whether or not the Senate should condemn the advertisement	advertising
	Oh Really?	Correspondent On-location Report: Larry Wilmore: Harlem	Report on Bill O'Reilly's comments about his dinner with Al Sharpton at Silvia's in downtown Harlem being "normal"	O'Reilly
October 1, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron Over the shoulder	Failure of some republican presidential candidates to show up at presidential debates
	The Tavis Smiley Show	Chyron	The Republican debate hosted by Tavis Smiley
	You Don't Know [...]	Chyron Over the shoulder	[...] Cheney's secret meeting with the Council for National Policy	Game: You Don't Know Jack
October 2, 2007	Is That Really Necessary?	Chyron Over the shoulder	First segment devoted to the crazy things candidates will do for votes and John McCain's pandering to the religious right by stating he would only back a Christian president
	Minority Opinion	Chyron	Release of Justice Clarence Thomas's book, My Grandfather's Son	Minority opinion on a Supreme Court case
	Here Comes the Grudge	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Jason Jones: Washington, D.C.	Clarence Thomas's comments on Nightline about the Anita Hill controversy	"Here comes the Judge"
	Specularium	Correspondent Desk Report: Aasif Mandvi, Rob Riggle, Samantha Bee and John Oliver	Report on the growing speculation by political commentators concerning the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
	Mark My Words	Chyron Correspondent Desk Report: Aasif Mandvi and Rob Riggle	Fake look back on the Specularium segments from the past	commonly used speculatory phrase: "mark my words"
	I Hate to Speculate, But...	Chyron Correspondent Desk Report: Samantha Bee Rob Riggle John Oliver	Correspondents' speculations for the future of the 2008 Presidential elections
October 4, 2007	Gap Kids	Chyron	Proposed S-CHIP extension bill to increase cigarette tax to pay for children's health-care which Bush commented he will veto	Clothing store: Gap Kids
October 4, 2007	Banned-Aid	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: London, England	George W. Bush's plant to veto the proposed S-CHIP bill	Band-Aid
October 8, 2007	Cruel Intentions	Over the shoulder	Clarification on what is torture by the executive branch of the government	Movie: Cruel Intentions
	Tortured Logic	Chyron	Defense of the treatment of detainees by the United States
	Trapped in the Senate	Correspondent On-location Report: Samantha Bee: Minneapolis, MN	Senator Craig going back on his word to step down from the Senate after his 2007 arrest for lewd conduct	R. Kelly song: Trapped in the Closet
October 9, 2007	Mess O'Potamia	Chyron and over the shoulder	Report on the shrinking number of countries in the Coalition of the Willing	Mesopotamia
	Loud and Clear	Chyron	Report on Bush's habit of describing his speaking events
	Mission Described	Over the shoulder	Report on Bush's habit of describing his speaking events	Bush's infamous "Mission Accomplished" banner
October 10, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron Over the shoulder	Fred Thompson's participation in the recent Republican Presidential debates
	Uptight Citizens Brigade	Over the shoulder	Fred Thompson's perceived inexperience at the recent Republican Presidential debates	Improv Comedy Group/TV Show: Upright Citizens Brigade
	You Don't Know Richard Cheney	Chyron	Mocking segment that shows the positive parts of Vice President [...] Cheney. Most likely, the turn is a mock of their anti-Cheney segments because his wife Lynne Cheney was the guest later in the show	Play on the previous "You Don't Know [...]" segments
October 11, 2007	This Armenian Strife	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Washington, D.C.	Bush's comments disagreeing with the House resolution to call the Armenian mass killings [...]
	Unsolved Histories	Chyron	House Foreign Affairs Committee vote to call the World War I era mass [...] of ethnic Armenians a [...]	American TV Show: Unsolved Mysteries
	Target: Situation Finland... Critical	Theoretical over the shoulder	Fake over the shoulder produced to mock the often used graphics by media networks before the Iraq War
October 15, 2007	Gore and Peace	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: Oslo, Norway	Al Gore winning the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize	Book: War and Peace
October 16, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron Over the shoulder	Hillary Clinton's appearance on The View, Fred Thompson looking like Franken Berry, Barack Obama's increased hostility in the Presidential race, Rudy Giuliani's plane story
October 16, 2007	Now You Tell Us	Chyron	General Ricardo Sanchez's recent comments against the Iraq War
October 18, 2007	Deep Impasse	Chyron	Bush's comments about Iran developing nuclear technology and Turkey's decision to invade Iraq
October 18, 2007	Turkey Lurking	Corespondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Istanbul, Turkey	Turkey's decision to invade Iraq and President Bush's recommendation for Turkey to stay out of Iraq	Fable: The Sky Is Falling (fable) character: Turkey Lurkey
October 29, 2007	Californincineration	Over the shoulder	CNN using the California wildfires as a promo for their show "Planet in Peril", reporters claiming the fire could have been stopped if so many of the National Guard weren't deployed in Iraq, and Fox News claiming the fires could be [...] related	Californication
October 29, 2007	Is America Ready for a Flilf	Correspondent Report: Jason Jones	Jason investigates to find out if America is ready to have a a president with a "hot" wife, including and interview with Elizabeth Kucinich	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
October 30, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron and over the shoulder	Republican Presidential wives debate in a "view" like forum
	The House of Wax	Host Segment	Condoleezza Rice's testimony to the Senate Oversight Committee headed by Henry Waxman about the Iraq War	Film: ''House of Wax
	Disregarding Henry	Chyron	Henry Waxman's question to Condoleezza Rice during her testimony to the Senate Oversight Committee	Film: Regarding Henry
October 31, 2007	Clusterf@#k to the White House	Chyron and over the shoulder	Media commenting on how Hillary Clinton has basically won the democratic nomination, then media hyping the Philadelphia Democratic Debate and saying its actually important
October 31, 2007	Health Care with Dr. Rob Riggle*	Correspondent Report: Rob Riggle	Rob reports how cup cakes are [...] children and several states which have banned cup cakes from school activities
November 1, 2007	The Strife Aquatic	Over the shoulder	Justice departments definition of what is torture and what isn't	Film: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
	Drowned By Law	Chyron	Rudy Guiliani's comments about what should allowed and what shouldn't be
	Hearts and Minds Update	Correspondent Report: Aasif Mandvi	Report on Middle Eastern opinion of America	Play on the "Hearts and Minds" phrase used to describe the Iraq War as being a war of hearts and minds

Segment names by name

Segment Name	Date	Type	Description	Reference
"BAD"vertising	September 27, 2007	Over the shoulder	Senate discussion led by Senator John Cornyn about the Moveon.org advertisement: "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?" and whether or not the Senate should condemn the advertisement	advertising
3'10" to Yuma	September 20, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Dan Bakkedahl: Bonanza City, NM	CBS's reality tv show: Kid Nation	Movie 3:10 to Yuma
30 Seconds of Kosovo	February 18, 1999	Over the shoulder	President Clinton deploys warplanes to Kosovo
8 Simple Rulers	June 7, 2007	Over the shoulder	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany	TV show: 8 Simple Rules
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial	January 11, 1999	Chyron	Jon addresses concerns the viewers may have over changes he will bring to the Daily Show and the rest of their family
	January 21, 1999	Chyron	Jon mocks President Bill Clinton's attempt to urge Washington to resist tobacco lobbyists
	February 2, 1999	Chyron	Jon comments on Peta's fight for the rights of the groundhog around Groundhog Day
	February 16, 1999	Chyron	Jon delivers an editorial defending Linda Tripp
A Quick Word of Advice	March 2, 1999	Chyron	Jon gives advice to Spiderman to "stay true" and not let Hollywood change him
A Sample Plan	March 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	Attorney General Janet Reno has advocated for collecting DNA samples from everyone who is arrested	Novel/Band: A Simple Plan
Ad About You	September 27, 2007	Chyron	Senate discussion led by Senator John Cornyn about the Moveon.org advertisement: "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?"	American Sitcom Mad About You
Ahmadine Minute	September 24, 2007	Chyron	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit and speech at Columbia University
Ahmadine Minute	September 25, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to New York and Columbia
Albaniacs	June 11, 2007	Over the shoulder	Bush's summer 2007 trip to Albania
American Resolutions: A Series of Human Interest Stories Used to Emotionally Manipulate You	January 25, 2006	Correspondent Desk Report: Ed Helms	Ed follows up on his New Year's resolution to get a new job
Americans Among Us: The Enemy Within	June 19, 2007	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Report on the growing number of Americans against the Iraq War
Award is Hell	February 9, 1999	Over the shoulder	Academy Award nominations announced by Kevin Spacey, virtually insuring he wouldn't be nominated	"war is hell"
Back in Black	January 20, 1999	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Taiwan government cracking down on prostitution, Chinese ice sculptures, Viagra in a nasal spray, old woman walking across America to promote campaign finance reform	AC/DC song: Back in Black
	February 17, 1999	Correspondent Report: Lewis Black	Chinese New Year, Australian TV shows a partial eclipse for 2 hours, and the broadway play based on the Clinton Lewinsky scandal	AC/DC song: Back in Black
	March 31, 1999	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Lewis is confused about the Balkan war, comments on a bullet proof Mercedes, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong	AC/DC song: Back in Black
	February 23, 2006	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Report on the Danish cartoon scandal	AC/DC's song Back in Black
	June 6, 2007	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Google Street View, Regal Theaters' manager notification device, and MySpace's vow to hand over data on registered [...] offenders	AC/DC's song Back in Black
	June 27, 2007	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	Rupert Murdock's plan to buy The Wall Street Journal and the advent of Conservapedia, CubeTV and the Fox's The 1/2 Hour News Hour	AC/DC's song Back in Black
	September 26, 2007	Correspondent Desk Report: Lewis Black	US Treasury's redesign of the $5 bill, CW's commercial free news network sponsored by Wal-Mart and Halo3 and reports on people pretending to be US military veterans to receive free health care	AC/DC's song Back in Black
Banned-Aid	October 4, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: London, England	George W. Bush's plant to veto the proposed S-CHIP bill	Band-Aid
Beer and Loathing	February 9, 1999	Over the shoulder	Stroh selling its brands to Miller and Pabst	Novel/Film: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Benny and the Guest	June 11, 2007	Over the shoulder	Bush's summer 2007 visit with Pope Benedict XVI	Elton John song: Bennie and the Jets
Bigfoot [...]	February 17, 1999	Correspondent Report: Stephen Colbert	Washington is preventing farmer Jim Baum from turning his land into agricultural land because the land is sasquatch habitat	Bigfoot and foot [...]
Brand New Rag	February 17, 1999	Over the shoulder	National Enquirer is purchased, new owners contemplate created a teen version	brand new bag
Bush & Benedict: Together At Last	June 11, 2007	Correspondent On-location Report: Jason Jones: Vatican City	Bush's summer 2007 visit with Pope Benedict XVI
Bush State of the Union VI	January 22, 2007	Chyron	2007 State of the Union address	Super Bowl naming convention
Bush vs Putin	June 7, 2007	Over the shoulder	Bush and Vladimir Putin's disagreement concerning nuclear missiles	Boxing match naming convention
Californincineration	October 29, 2007	Over the shoulder	CNN using the California wildfires as a promo for their show "Planet in Peril", reporters claiming the fire could have been stopped if so many of the National Guard weren't deployed in Iraq, and Fox News claiming the fires could be [...] related	Californication
Callous in Wonderland	June 5, 2007	Correspondent Report: Rob Riggle	Disneyland's opposition to the proposed, nearby affordable housing	Alice In Wonderland
Church of Bozo	January 21, 1999	Correspondent Report: Laura Kightlinger	Laura interviews a clown who finds Bozo in the painted glass at a church
Clusterf@#k to the White House	June 4, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	June 3, 2007 Democratic Presidential debate
	June 6, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John_Oliver: Manchester, NH	CNN's coverage of the June 5, 2007 Republican Presidential Debate in Manchester, NH
	June 14, 2007	Chyron	Giuliani's list of 12 commitments if elected President and the battle between Mitt Romney and John McCain over Romney's stance on abortion and when he changed from pro-choice to pro-life
	June 20, 2007	Chyron	Hillary Clinton's "Conversation with America" slogan
	June 21, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	Democratic presidential candidates speaking at the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees annual union meeting
	June 27, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	Giuliani's visit with Pat Robertson and arrest of Giuliani campaign chairman Tom Ravenel for [...] possession and Giuliani's replacement of Tom Ravenel with his father Arthur Ravenel who once referred to the NAACP as the National Association of [...] People
	September 19, 2007	Over the shoulder	United States presidential election, 2008
	September 24, 2007	Chyron	Democratic presidential debate on September 20, 2007
	October 1, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	Failure of some republican presidential candidates to show up at presidential debates
	October 10, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	Fred Thompson's participation in the recent Republican Presidential debates
	October 16, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	Hillary Clinton's appearance on The View, Fred Thompson looking like Franken Berry, Barack Obama's increased hostility in the Presidential race, Rudy Giuliani's plane story
	October 30, 2007	Chyron and over the shoulder	Republican Presidential wives debate in a "view" like forum
	October 31, 2007	Chyron and over the shoulder	Media commenting on how Hillary Clinton has basically won the democratic nomination, then media hyping the Philadelphia Democratic Debate and saying its actually important
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies	January 20, 1999	Chyron	Correction of the previous nights story that Mark McGuire was not invited to a congress on racial equality dinner because they couldn't afford to feed his son, retraction of the previous nights story that the Daily Show had a tape of Clinton and Lewinski's first [...] encounter, apology from Jon to a hooker for "running out on a bill"
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies	March 31, 1999	Chyron	Jon apologizes for stating that [...] helps children sleep, corrects a statement that Clinton wore a tie that Milosevic gave him before the "broke up", apologizes for impersonating Keith Richards crotch
Crisis in Gaza: Warportunity in the Middle East	June 18, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Gaza	Hamas control of the Gaza Strip
Cruel Intentions	October 8, 2007	Over the shoulder	Clarification on what is torture by the executive branch of the government	Movie: Cruel Intentions
Dalai Want a Cracker	March 31, 1999	Correspondent Report: Mo Rocca with desk followup	Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate	polly wanna cracker
Dead Panda Walking	March 3, 1999	Over the shoulder	A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a natural history museum	death row phrase: "dead man walking"
Deathbed Wish	March 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	A Louisville, KY woman died and willed her estate to actor Charles Bronson	Charles Bronson film: Death Wish
Decisions '07	June 26, 2007	Chyron Correspondent on-location report: Samantha Bee: Washington, D.C.	Supreme Court Decisions handed down	Play on the "Indecision 'XX segments"
Deep Impasse	October 18, 2007	Chyron	Bush's comments about Iran developing nuclear technology and Turkey's decision to invade Iraq
[...] Move	June 25, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: Washington, D.C.	[...] Cheney's claim that he is not part of the executive branch of the government, and therefore does not have to comply with its laws
Disregarding Henry	October 30, 2007	Chyron	Henry Waxman's question to Condoleezza Rice during her testimony to the Senate Oversight Committee	Film: Regarding Henry
Dog Dead Afternoon	March 2, 1999	Over the shoulder	Bob Dole mourning the loss of his dog Leader	dog day afternoon
Drowned By Law	November 1, 2007	Chyron	Rudy Guiliani's comments about what should allowed and what shouldn't be
Eurotrip	June 11, 2007	Chyron	Bush's Summer 2007 trip to Europe	Movie: Eurotrip
Everlasting Chiu	February 9, 1999	Correspondent Report: Mo Rocca	Mo Rocca visits with Alex Chiu, inventor of devices that guarantee immortality and teleportation
Father of the Bribe	June 5, 2007	Over the shoulder	William Jefferson indictment	Movie: Father of the Bride
G.I. Joke	March 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	G.I. Joe announced its plans to make a Bob Hope tribute doll	G.I. Joe
Gap Kids	October 4, 2007	Chyron	Proposed S-CHIP extension bill to increase cigarette tax to pay for children's health-care which Bush commented he will veto	Clothing store: Gap Kids
Gays of Thunder	June 7, 2007	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Garnier Fructis sponsorship of Nascar	Movie: Days of Thunder
Get Shorty	June 21, 2007	Chyron	Report on the shrinking physical stature of Americans	Novel/Movie: Get Shorty
Glueless	February 2, 1999	Chyron	Azeezaly Jaffer's comments about the 80's stamps vote	clueless
God Stuff	February 9, 1999	Correspondent Report: John Bloom	John explores how different televangelists promote violence
Goose Goose Duck	March 31, 1999	Over the shoulder	Fabio is hit in the face by a goose while riding a new roller coaster at Bush Gardens	Children's game: Duck Duck Goose
Gore and Peace	October 15, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: Oslo, Norway	Al Gore winning the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize	Book: War and Peace
Gramm Cracker	January 11, 1999	Chyron	Senator Phil Gramm's defense of Republicans right to call a large amount of witness to increase the length of President Clinton's impeachment hearing	Graham cracker
Groundhog Day 1999	February 2, 1999	Over the shoulder	Peta's thoughts about the treatment of the groundhogs on Groundhog Day
Has A Sister Named Phil	February 8, 1999	Chyron	House Impeachment Manager Lindsey Graham's last minute attempt to continue the impeachment trial
Hasta La Visa	June 5, 2007	Over the shoulder	Bush's proposed immigration Reform Act	Terminator's "Hasta la vista, baby"
Have Gun Will Grovel	September 24, 2007	Over the shoulder	Republican presidential candidates speaking to the NRA	TV Show: Have Gun Will Travel
He Got Served	June 5, 2007	Chyron	William Jefferson indictment	Movie: You Got Served
Health Care with Dr. Rob Riggle*	October 31, 2007	Correspondent Report: Rob Riggle	Rob reports how cup cakes are [...] children and several states which have banned cup cakes from school activities
Heart Attack	June 25, 2007	Correspondent Report: Jason Jones	Report on a Vietnam veteran giving one of his purple hearts to President Bush	Heart Attack
Hearts and Minds Update	November 1, 2007	Correspondent Report: Aasif Mandvi	Report on Middle Eastern opinion of America	Play on the "Hearts and Minds" phrase used to describe the Iraq War as being a war of hearts and minds
Heiligendammmmm!	June 7, 2007	Chyron	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany	Jerry Lewis
Herbie, the Love [...]	March 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	Women in New York were hospitalized after drinking shots of invigorate, the "female viagra" and chasing it with beer	Herbie, the Love Bug
Here Comes the Grudge	October 2, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Jason Jones: Washington, D.C.	Clarence Thomas's comments on Nightline about the Anita Hill controversy	"Here comes the Judge"
High Defamation TV	February 8, 1999	Over the shoulder	Monica Lewinsky's deposition hearing being televised	High-definition television
Hit or Miss USA	February 8, 1999	Over the shoulder	Coverage of the 48th annual Miss USA pageant	"hit or miss"
House Party	September 27, 2007	Chyron	House subcommittee on commerce, trade and consumer protection's hearing on rap lyrics	Movie: House Party
I Hate to Speculate, But...	October 2, 2007	Chyron Correspondent Desk Report: Samantha Bee Rob Riggle John Oliver	Correspondents' speculations for the future of the 2008 Presidential elections
I Have a Cream	February 17, 1999	Over the shoulder	Twinkie's are changing back to their original banana cream filing instead of vanilla cream filing	Martin Luther King speech: "I Have a dream"
Impeach Impediment '99	January 20, 1999	Over the shoulder	Clinton's last State of the Union address of the 20th century
Indecision '08	June 20, 2007	Over the shoulder	Report on the growing number of presidential candidates in the 2008 election
Intern of the Screw	February 8, 1999	Chyron	Monica Lewinsky's taped deposition in the impeachment trial of President Clinton	Shakespeare comedy: The Taming of the Shrew
Is America Ready for a FLILF	October 29, 2007	Correspondent Report: Jason Jones	Jason investigates to find out if America is ready to have a a president with a "hot" wife, including and interview with Elizabeth Kucinich	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
Is America Ready for a Mormon President?	June 12, 2007	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Mitt Romney's 2008 Presidential Campaign and the fact that he is a Mormon	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
Is America Ready for a Woman President?	September 19, 2007	Correspondent Report: Samantha Bee	Presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
Is That Really Necessary?	October 2, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	First segment devoted to the crazy things candidates will do for votes and John McCain's pandering to the religious right by stating he would only back a Christian president
Is there a deal or is there no deal?	June 12, 2007	Chyron	2007 Senate Immigration Bill	TV Show: Deal or No Deal
Jesus Take the Wheel	June 20, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: John Oliver: Vatican City	Report on the Ten Commandments for Drivers issued by the Roman Catholic Church
Kick In the Balkans '99	March 31, 1999	Over the shoulder	The United States and Nato agree to a stepped up bombing campaign on Kosovo	Kick in the balls
Kiddie Litter	February 17, 1999	Over the shoulder	Calvin Klein's new ad campaign featuring young children in underwear is being protested and called child [...]	Kitty litter
Kill Bill	June 12, 2007	Over the shoulder	2007 Senate Immigration Bill	Movie: Kill Bill
Kill Bill Volume 2	June 12, 2007	Over the shoulder	Alberto Gonzales no-confidence vote in the Senate	Movie: Kill Bill: Volume 2
Kurds in the Way	February 17, 1999	Over the shoulder	Kurds throughout the world protest the arrest of a fugitive Kurd leader	curds and whey
Laker Girl	March 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	Dennis Rodman's first game playing for the Los Angeles Lakers	Laker Cheerleaders: Laker Girls
Last Auction Hero	February 17, 1999	Over the shoulder	O.J. Simpson forced to auction of his football memorabilia	Movie: Last Action Hero
Let's Get Fiscal	February 2, 1999	Over the shoulder	Republicans are angry about Clinton's 2000 budget report	Lyric from Olivia Newton-John's song Physical
Lick of Time	February 2, 1999	Over the shoulder	U.S. Postal Service invited the public to vote on 15 stamps commemorating the 1980s	"nick of time"
Loose Buchanan	March 2, 1999	Over the Shoulder	Pat Buchanan running for President in 2000
Loud and Clear	October 9, 2007	Chyron	Report on Bush's habit of describing his speaking events
Low Down Dirty Name	February 16, 1999	Over the shoulder	Jon reviews the list of most popular baby names
Low Riders In the Sky	January 21, 1999	Over the shoulder	Puerto Rican police added a blimp to help combat [...] smuggling	Doors song: Riders on the Storm
Low-Brow Conversation	February 16, 1999	Over the shoulder	Scientists theorize that neanderthals could most likely speak
Lung Time Comin'	March 31, 1999	Over the shoulder	Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer	long time comin'
M o m	June 13, 2007	Over the shoulder	Play on the Mess O'Potamia graphic with the remaining letters destroyed by bombs	Mess O'Potamia
Magna Boom Laude	June 21, 2007	Chyron	Report on the "Graduation Class of 2007" from a [...] training camp	Magna Cum Laude
Mark My Words	October 2, 2007	Chyron Correspondent Desk Report: Aasif Mandvi and Rob Riggle	Fake look back on the Specularium segments from the past	commonly used speculatory phrase: "mark my words"
Mars Needs Stewardesses	February 2, 1999	Over the shoulder	NASA announces plans to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Wright brothers' flight by flying a robot plane on Mars
May or May Not	June 20, 2007	Over the shoulder	Michael Bloomberg's leaving the Republican Party and is possible campaign for the presidency
Mess O'Potamia	June 13, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Baghdad, Iraq	Bombing of the Shiite mosk in Sumarra and American alliance with insurgent groups to fight Al-Qaeda	Mesopotamia
	June 19, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	Coalition forces battling with [...] forces in Diyala	Mesopotamia
	October 9, 2007	Chyron and over the shoulder	Report on the shrinking number of countries in the Coalition of the Willing	Mesopotamia
Mess O'Potomac	September 20, 2007	Over the shoulder	Congress' failure to live up to their promises to withdraw troops from Iraq	Mesopotamia
Miming For Gold	March 1, 1999	Correspondent Report: Stacey Grenrock	Stacey Grenrock talks to Stewart Fischer, a mime on a crusade to having miming added to the Olympic Games	mining for gold
Minority Opinion	October 2, 2007	Chyron	Release of Justice Clarence Thomas's book, My Grandfather's Son	Minority opinion on a Supreme Court case
Mission Described	October 9, 2007	Over the shoulder	Report on Bush's habit of describing his speaking events	Bush's infamous "Mission Accomplished" banner
Needles in Pen	February 9, 1999	Over the shoulder	Report on a new prison program which teaches inmates to crochet
No No-confidence...No?	June 12, 2007	Chyron	Alberto Gonzales no-confidence vote	Spanish language syntax
Non-Executive Decision	June 25, 2007	Chyron	Senate's deliberation about [...] Cheney's claim that he is not part of the executive branch of government	Executive decisions
Now You Tell Us	October 16, 2007	Chyron	General Ricardo Sanchez's recent comments against the Iraq War
Oh Really?	September 27, 2007	Correspondent On-location Report: Larry Wilmore: Harlem	Report on Bill O'Reilly's comments about his dinner with Al Sharpton at Silvia's in downtown Harlem being "normal"	O'Reilly
Oh, To Live on Booger Mountain	April 1, 1999	Correspondent Report: Vance DeGeneres	Residents of Booger Mountain, NC want to change the name of their town, and the mountain
Oh, the Places You'll Blow!	June 21, 2007	Over the shoulder	Report on the "Graduation Class of 2007" from a [...] training camp	Commonly used phrase in graduation speeches: "Oh, the places you'll go"
Oral Report	March 3, 1999	Over the shoulder	Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life	oral report
Ordinary Papal	June 11, 2007	Chyron	Bush's summer 2007 trip to the Vatican City	ordinary people
Our Lady of Lint	February 8, 1999	Correspondent Report: Stacey Grenrock	Stacey interviews a woman who mad a life sizes sculpture of the Virgin Mary out of lint
Partly Pouty	June 14, 2007	Chyron	The Weather Channel's 2007 global warming controversy	Meteorologist phrase "partly cloudy"
Perfect 10 Inch	February 16, 1999	Over the shoulder	Celebrities celebrate the 40th anniversary of Barbie	"Perfect 10"
Pinky and No Brain	February 8, 1999	Over the shoulder	Roz Kelly, best known for playing Pinky Tuscadero on Happy Days was arrested for shooting her neighbors car with a shotgun, when the alarm woke her up	Cartoon characters Pinky and the Brain
Pop Tart	April 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	Rolling Stone's issue with underage pop start Britney Spears in provocative posses and scantily clad	Breakfast pastry: Pop-Tarts
Popeye the Question	January 11, 1999	Over the shoulder	Report on the plan for Popeye to finally get married to his girlfriend Olive Oyl	combination of Popeye the Sailor and pop the question
Presidents' Day	September 26, 2007	Chyron	Bush and Iranian President Ahmadinejad's visit to the United Nations	US holiday: Presidents Day (United States)
Professional Important News	March 22, 2007	Correspondent Desk Report: Demetri Martin	Viacom vs. YouTube battle
Protests: Too Much?	June 7, 2007	Chyron	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany
Public Excess	February 18, 1999	Correspondent Report: Rich Brown	Rich Brown reviews the best undiscovered performers on America's public access networks	public access
Reading is Fundamentalist	April 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	Pat Robertson kicks off a publicity tour for "The Book," a Gen-X-friendly rewrite of the Bible	reading is fundamental
Rectum? It Nearly Killed 'Em!	February 16, 1999	Correspondent Report: Beth Littleford	Beth Littleford meets with [...] therapist and rectal expert Dr. Jack Morin	joke punchline: rectum? [...] near killed 'em
Rest Impeach	February 16, 1999	Over the shoulder	Jon looks back on the life of recently-deceased John Ehrlichman
Same Cold Thing?	June 7, 2007	Chyron	Bush and Putin's disagreement concerning nuclear missiles	same old thing
Second Opinion	March 2, 1999	Correspondent Desk Report: Paul Michael Mecurio	Dr. Paul Michael Mecurio representing H.M.O.'s discusses how he'd like to handle strange skin conditions like psoriasis	Dr's second opinion
Sequin Ye Shall Find	February 16, 1999	Over the shoulder	Jon's coverage of Brazil's Carnival
Sh#ts and Riggles	June 18, 2007	Correspondent Desk Report: Rob Riggle	Report on the Movie: Evan Almighty	phrase: sh#ts and giggles
Shawskank Redemption	June 7, 2007	Theoretical over the shoulder	Paris Hilton arrest story	Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Showdown at the U.N. Corral	September 26, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: United Nations	Bush and Iranian President Ahmadinejad's visit to the United Nations	Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
Sitting Bulls#*!	January 11, 1999	Over the shoulder	Upon the death of litter-hating Indian Iron Eyes Cody, it is revealed that he was not an Indian at all , but an Italian from Louisiana	Sitting Bull
Specularium	October 2, 2007	Correspondent Desk Report: Aasif Mandvi, Rob Riggle, Samantha Bee and John Oliver	Report on the growing speculation by political commentators concerning the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
Stature of Liberty	June 21, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location report: Rob Riggle: Amsterdam, Netherlands	Report on the shrinking physical stature of Americans	Statue of Liberty
Stepford Rep	January 20, 1999	Chyron	Jennifer Dunn's comments during the Republican response to the 1999 State of the Union address	Novel/Film: The Stepford Wives
Straight Outta Congress	September 27, 2007	Over the shoulder	House subcommittee on commerce, trade and consumer protection's hearing on rap lyrics	N.W.A. song/album/film Straight Outta Compton
Target: Situation Finland... Critical	October 11, 2007	Theoretical over the shoulder	Fake over the shoulder produced to mock the often used graphics by media networks before the Iraq War
Ted Offensive	February 18, 1999	Over the shoulder	Ted Turner delivers a long, rambling speech to the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association criticizing the Pope's stance on birth control and abortion	Military campaign: The Tet Offensive
Teller of Yarns	February 9, 1999	Chyron	Interview win an inmate who participates in the new crocheting program
That's Al Folks!	September 18, 2007	Over the shoulder	The resignation of former US Secretary General Alberto Gonzalez	Porky Pig's Th-th-th-that's all folks!
That's Allah She Wrote	February 8, 1999	Over the shoulder	Death of King Hussein of Jordan	"thats all she wrote"
That's Orenthal Folks	February 18, 1999	Over the shoulder	Christian radio host Bob Enyart buys and destroys $16,000 worth of O.J. Simpson memorabilia	Porky Pigs That's all folks!
The Beth Littleford Interview	January 11, 1999	Correspondent Report: Beth Littleford	Beth interviews the munchkins from The Wizard of Oz
The Cost of Freedom: Canadian Edition	September 25, 2007	Correspondent Report: Dan Bakkedahl	Illegal immigration to Canada
The Final Blow	January 11, 1999	Over the shoulder	Strom Thurmond's swearing in of William Renquist at the impeachment hearing for President Bill Clinton
The Gorilla Can't Help It	January 20, 1999	Over the shoulder	Family is suing the Bronx Zoo because a gorilla threw rocks at them while visiting the zoo.
The Henry Stops Here	September 24, 2007	Correspondent Desk Report: Buck Henry	Report on states pushing up their primaries to compete with the Iowa and New Hampshire primary elections	The buck stops here
The House of Wax	October 30, 2007	Host Segment	Condoleezza Rice's testimony to the Senate Oversight Committee headed by Henry Waxman about the Iraq War	Film: ''House of Wax
The Kids Are All Left	March 6, 2003	Over the shoulder	College students protest against upcoming Iraq War	The Who song The Kids are All Right
The Strife Aquatic	November 1, 2007	Over the shoulder	Justice departments definition of what is torture and what isn't	Film: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The Tavis Smiley Show	October 1, 2007	Chyron	The Republican debate hosted by Tavis Smiley
The Trouble With Dribbles	January 20, 1999	Over the shoulder	Dennis Rodman retiring from basketball to make movies and Latrell Sprewell being traded to the New York Knicks
The Unnatural	March 8, 2006	Correspondent On-Location Report: Rob Corddry: Scottsdale, AZ	Report on Barry Bonds' alleged steroid use	The Natural
The World According to AARP	September 24, 2007	Over the shoulder	Democratic presidential debate cosponsored by the AARP	The world according to ...
Thersday for the Ladies	April 1, 1999	Host Report	Jon profiles the ladies making history, or 'herstory,' in 1999: Janet Reno, Elisabeth Dole, Monica Lewinsky	Thursday
This Armenian Strife	October 11, 2007	Over the shoulder Correspondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Washington, D.C.	Bush's comments disagreeing with the House resolution to call the Armenian mass killings [...]
Todd's News In Review	March 1, 1999	Chyron	While the Daily Show was on break for the last week, night watchman Todd, kept tabs on the news
Tortured Logic	October 8, 2007	Chyron	Defense of the treatment of detainees by the United States
Toy Meets World	February 9, 1999	Over the shoulder	Highlights from the 76th annual American International Toy Fair	TV Show: Boy Meets World
Trapped in the Senate	October 8, 2007	Correspondent On-location Report: Samantha Bee: Minneapolis, MN	Senator Craig going back on his word to step down from the Senate after his 2007 arrest for lewd conduct	R. Kelly song: Trapped in the Closet
Trendspotting	June 26, 2007	Correspondent Report: Demetri Martin	Report on the growing number of college students with credit cards
Turkey Lurking	October 18, 2007	Corespondent On-location Report: Aasif Mandvi: Istanbul, Turkey	Turkey's decision to invade Iraq and President Bush's recommendation for Turkey to stay out of Iraq	Fable: The Sky Is Falling (fable) character: Turkey Lurkey
Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place	March 3, 1999	Over the shoulder	Fox airs Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt with Maury Povich	TV Sitcom: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place
Understanding Jordan	February 9, 1999	Chyron	Jon answers viewer emails about Jordan
Unsolved Histories	October 11, 2007	Chyron	House Foreign Affairs Committee vote to call the World War I era mass [...] of ethnic Armenians a [...]	American TV Show: Unsolved Mysteries
Untangled Web	March 2, 1999	Over the shoulder	The release of the first Spiderman movie	tangled web
Uptight Citizens Brigade	October 10, 2007	Over the shoulder	Fred Thompson's perceived inexperience at the recent Republican Presidential debates	Improv Comedy Group/TV Show: Upright Citizens Brigade
Waiting to Inhale	June 27, 2007	Chyron	House Subcommittee hearing of Christie Whitman former director of the EPA's actions to allow 9/11 workers to continue working in the pile after asbestos was found	Movie: Waiting to Exhale
We Know Angels	February 2, 1999	Correspondent Report: Denny Siegel	Denny Siegel interviews the "angel lady"
What's Up, Doc?	April 1, 1999	Over the shoulder	Former New York Mets pitcher Doc Gooden speaks out against Chinese paint, a [...] aid that numbs the genitals prolonging [...] intercourse to the point of bodily harm	Bugs Bunny catchphrase: What's Up, Doc?
Withdrawal Method	March 22, 2007	Chyron	[...] Cheney's speech at the Aipac annual convention	Withdrawal method of contraception
Wore a Special Helmet	January 20, 1999	Chyron	Steve Largent's comments about playin for the Seattle Seahawks during the Republican response to the State of the Union address
Working or Tips	March 2, 1999	Over the shoulder	The America Academy of Pediatrics has announced there is no medical reason for circumcision
Yeast of Burden	March 31, 1999	Over the shoulder	Jews celebrate Passover	beast of burden
You Don't Know [...]	June 26, 2007	Chyron	Report on the "Man-sized safes" in Cheney's office reported by the New York Times	Game: You Don't Know Jack
	June 27, 2007	Chyron	Cheney's removal of his official residence from Google Maps	Game: You Don't Know Jack
	October 1, 2007	Chyron Over the shoulder	[...] Cheney's secret meeting with the Council for National Policy	Game: You Don't Know Jack
You Don't Know Richard Cheney	October 10, 2007	Chyron	Mocking segment that shows the positive parts of Vice President [...] Cheney. Most likely, the turn is a mock of their anti-Cheney segments because his wife Lynne Cheney was the guest later in the show	Play on the previous "You Don't Know [...]" segments
You've Got Quayle	January 21, 1999	Over the shoulder	Dan Quayle's announcement to run for President in 2000	You've Got Mail
http.//.indecision.2008.net/clusterf@#k.html	June 14, 2007	Chyron	Presidential candidate websites	URL format
http.//.indecision.2008.net/clusterf@#k.html	June 20, 2007	Chyron	Hillary Clinton's campaign song choice through her website	URL format

Host segments

Over the shoulder segments

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
"BAD"vertising	September 27, 2007	Senate discussion led by Senator John Cornyn about the Moveon.org advertisement: "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?" and whether or not the Senate should condemn the advertisement	advertising
3'10" to Yuma	September 20, 2007	CBS's reality tv show: Kid Nation	Movie 3:10 to Yuma
30 Seconds of Kosovo	February 18, 1999	President Clinton deploys warplanes to Kosovo
8 Simple Rulers	June 7, 2007	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany	TV show: 8 Simple Rules
A Sample Plan	March 1, 1999	Attorney General Janet Reno has advocated for collecting DNA samples from everyone who is arrested	Novel/Band: A Simple Plan
Ahmadine Minute	September 25, 2007	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to New York and Columbia
Albaniacs	June 11, 2007	Bush's summer 2007 trip to Albania
Award is Hell	February 9, 1999	Academy Award nominations announced by Kevin Spacey, virtually insuring he wouldn't be nominated	"war is hell"
Banned-Aid	October 4, 2007	George W. Bush's plant to veto the proposed S-CHIP bill	Band-Aid
Beer and Loathing	February 9, 1999	Stroh selling its brands to Miller and Pabst	Novel/Film: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Benny and the Guest	June 11, 2007	Bush's summer 2007 visit with Pope Benedict XVI	Elton John song: Bennie and the Jets
Brand New Rag	February 17, 1999	National Enquirer is purchased, new owners contemplate created a teen version	brand new bag
Bush vs Putin	June 7, 2007	Bush and Vladimir Putin's disagreement concerning nuclear missiles	Boxing match naming convention
Californincineration	October 29, 2007	CNN using the California wildfires as a promo for their show "Planet in Peril", reporters claiming the fire could have been stopped if so many of the National Guard weren't deployed in Iraq, and Fox News claiming the fires could be [...] related	Californication
Clusterf@#k to the White House	June 4, 2007	June 3, 2007 Democratic Presidential debate
	June 6, 2007	CNN's coverage of the June 5, 2007 Republican Presidential Debate in Manchester, NH
	June 21, 2007	Democratic presidential candidates speaking at the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees annual union meeting
	June 27, 2007	Giuliani's visit with Pat Robertson and arrest of Giuliani campaign chairman Tom Ravenel for [...] possession and Giuliani's replacement of Tom Ravenel with his father Arthur Ravenel who once referred to the NAACP as the National Association of [...] People
	September 19, 2007	United States presidential election, 2008
	October 1, 2007	Failure of some republican presidential candidates to show up at presidential debates
	October 10, 2007	Fred Thompson's participation in the recent Republican Presidential debates
	October 16, 2007	Hillary Clinton's appearance on The View, Fred Thompson looking like Franken Berry, Barack Obama's increased hostility in the Presidential race, Rudy Giuliani's plane story
	October 30, 2007	Republican Presidential wives debate in a "view" like forum
	October 31, 2007	Media commenting on how Hillary Clinton has basically won the democratic nomination, then media hyping the Philadelphia Democratic Debate and saying its actually important
Crisis in Gaza: Warportunity in the Middle East	June 18, 2007	Hamas control of the Gaza Strip
Cruel Intentions	October 8, 2007	Clarification on what is torture by the executive branch of the government	Movie: Cruel Intentions
Dead Panda Walking	March 3, 1999	A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a natural history museum	death row phrase: "dead man walking"
Deathbed Wish	March 1, 1999	A Louisville, KY woman died and willed her estate to actor Charles Bronson	Charles Bronson film: Death Wish
[...] Move	June 25, 2007	[...] Cheney's claim that he is not part of the executive branch of the government, and therefore does not have to comply with its laws
Dog Dead Afternoon	March 2, 1999	Bob Dole mourning the loss of his dog Leader	dog day afternoon
Father of the Bribe	June 5, 2007	William Jefferson indictment	Movie: Father of the Bride
G.I. Joke	March 1, 1999	G.I. Joe announced its plans to make a Bob Hope tribute doll	G.I. Joe
Goose Goose Duck	March 31, 1999	Fabio is hit in the face by a goose while riding a new roller coaster at Bush Gardens	Children's game: Duck Duck Goose
Groundhog Day 1999	February 2, 1999	Peta's thoughts about the treatment of the groundhogs on Groundhog Day
Hasta La Visa	June 5, 2007	Bush's proposed immigration Reform Act	Terminator's "Hasta la vista, baby"
Have Gun Will Grovel	September 24, 2007	Republican presidential candidates speaking to the NRA	TV Show: Have Gun Will Travel
Herbie, the Love [...]	March 1, 1999	Women in New York were hospitalized after drinking shots of invigorate, the "female viagra" and chasing it with beer	Herbie, the Love Bug
Here Comes the Grudge	October 2, 2007	Clarence Thomas's comments on Nightline about the Anita Hill controversy	"Here comes the Judge"
High Defamation TV	February 8, 1999	Monica Lewinsky's deposition hearing being televised	High-definition television
Hit or Miss USA	February 8, 1999	Coverage of the 48th annual Miss USA pageant	"hit or miss"
I Have a Cream	February 17, 1999	Twinkie's are changing back to their original banana cream filing instead of vanilla cream filing	Martin Luther King speech: "I Have a dream"
Impeach Impediment '99	January 20, 1999	Clinton's last State of the Union address of the 20th century
Indecision '08	June 20, 2007	Report on the growing number of presidential candidates in the 2008 election
Is That Really Necessary?	October 2, 2007	First segment devoted to the crazy things candidates will do for votes and John McCain's pandering to the religious right by stating he would only back a Christian president
Jesus Take the Wheel	June 20, 2007	Report on the Ten Commandments for Drivers issued by the Roman Catholic Church
Kick In the Balkans '99	March 31, 1999	The United States and Nato agree to a stepped up bombing campaign on Kosovo	Kick in the balls
Kiddie Litter	February 17, 1999	Calvin Klein's new ad campaign featuring young children in underwear is being protested and called child [...]	Kitty litter
Kill Bill	June 12, 2007	2007 Senate Immigration Bill	Movie: Kill Bill
Kill Bill Volume 2	June 12, 2007	Alberto Gonzales no-confidence vote in the Senate	Movie: Kill Bill: Volume 2
Kurds in the Way	February 17, 1999	Kurds throughout the world protest the arrest of a fugitive Kurd leader	curds and whey
Laker Girl	March 1, 1999	Dennis Rodman's first game playing for the Los Angeles Lakers	Laker Cheerleaders: Laker Girls
Last Auction Hero	February 17, 1999	O.J. Simpson forced to auction of his football memorabilia	Movie: Last Action Hero
Let's Get Fiscal	February 2, 1999	Republicans are angry about Clinton's 2000 budget report	Lyric from Olivia Newton-John's song Physical
Lick of Time	February 2, 1999	U.S. Postal Service invited the public to vote on 15 stamps commemorating the 1980s	"nick of time"
Loose Buchanan	March 2, 1999	Pat Buchanan running for President in 2000
Low Down Dirty Name	February 16, 1999	Jon reviews the list of most popular baby names
Low Riders In the Sky	January 21, 1999	Puerto Rican police added a blimp to help combat [...] smuggling	Doors song: Riders on the Storm
Low-Brow Conversation	February 16, 1999	Scientists theorize that neanderthals could most likely speak
Lung Time Comin'	March 31, 1999	Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer	long time comin'
M o m	June 13, 2007	Play on the Mess O'Potamia graphic with the remaining letters destroyed by bombs	Mess O'Potamia
Mars Needs Stewardesses	February 2, 1999	NASA announces plans to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Wright brothers' flight by flying a robot plane on Mars
May or May Not	June 20, 2007	Michael Bloomberg's leaving the Republican Party and is possible campaign for the presidency
Mess O'Potamia	June 13, 2007	Bombing of the Shiite mosk in Sumarra and American alliance with insurgent groups to fight Al-Qaeda	Mesopotamia
	June 19, 2007	Coalition forces battling with [...] forces in Diyala	Mesopotamia
	October 9, 2007	Report on the shrinking number of countries in the Coalition of the Willing	Mesopotamia
Mess O'Potomac	September 20, 2007	Congress' failure to live up to their promises to withdraw troops from Iraq	Mesopotamia
Mission Described	October 9, 2007	Report on Bush's habit of describing his speaking events	Bush's infamous "Mission Accomplished" banner
Needles in Pen	February 9, 1999	Report on a new prison program which teaches inmates to crochet
Oh, the Places You'll Blow!	June 21, 2007	Report on the "Graduation Class of 2007" from a [...] training camp	Commonly used phrase in graduation speeches: "Oh, the places you'll go"
Oral Report	March 3, 1999	Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life	oral report
Perfect 10 Inch	February 16, 1999	Celebrities celebrate the 40th anniversary of Barbie	"Perfect 10"
Pinky and No Brain	February 8, 1999	Roz Kelly, best known for playing Pinky Tuscadero on Happy Days was arrested for shooting her neighbors car with a shotgun, when the alarm woke her up	Cartoon characters Pinky and the Brain
Pop Tart	April 1, 1999	Rolling Stone's issue with underage pop start Britney Spears in provocative posses and scantily clad	Breakfast pastry: Pop-Tarts
Popeye the Question	January 11, 1999	Report on the plan for Popeye to finally get married to his girlfriend Olive Oyl	combination of Popeye the Sailor and pop the question
Reading is Fundamentalist	April 1, 1999	Pat Robertson kicks off a publicity tour for "The Book," a Gen-X-friendly rewrite of the Bible	reading is fundamental
Rest Impeach	February 16, 1999	Jon looks back on the life of recently-deceased John Ehrlichman
Sequin Ye Shall Find	February 16, 1999	Jon's coverage of Brazil's Carnival
Shawskank Redemption	June 7, 2007	Paris Hilton arrest story	Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Showdown at the U.N. Corral	September 26, 2007	Bush and Iranian President Ahmadinejad's visit to the United Nations	Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
Sitting Bulls#*!	January 11, 1999	Upon the death of litter-hating Indian Iron Eyes Cody, it is revealed that he was not an Indian at all , but an Italian from Louisiana	Sitting Bull
Stature of Liberty	June 21, 2007	Report on the shrinking physical stature of Americans	Statue of Liberty
Straight Outta Congress	September 27, 2007	House subcommittee on commerce, trade and consumer protection's hearing on rap lyrics	N.W.A. song/album/film Straight Outta Compton
Target: Situation Finland... Critical	October 11, 2007	Fake over the shoulder produced to mock the often used graphics by media networks before the Iraq War
Ted Offensive	February 18, 1999	Ted Turner delivers a long, rambling speech to the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association criticizing the Pope's stance on birth control and abortion	Military campaign: The Tet Offensive
That's Al Folks!	September 18, 2007	The resignation of former US Secretary General Alberto Gonzalez	Porky Pig's Th-th-th-that's all folks!
That's Allah She Wrote	February 8, 1999	Death of King Hussein of Jordan	"thats all she wrote"
That's Orenthal Folks	February 18, 1999	Christian radio host Bob Enyart buys and destroys $16,000 worth of O.J. Simpson memorabilia	Porky Pigs That's all folks!
The Final Blow	January 11, 1999	Strom Thurmond's swearing in of William Renquist at the impeachment hearing for President Bill Clinton
The Gorilla Can't Help It	January 20, 1999	Family is suing the Bronx Zoo because a gorilla threw rocks at them while visiting the zoo.
The Kids Are All Left	March 6, 2003	College students protest against upcoming Iraq War	The Who song The Kids are All Right
The Strife Aquatic	November 1, 2007	Justice departments definition of what is torture and what isn't	Film: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The Trouble With Dribbles	January 20, 1999	Dennis Rodman retiring from basketball to make movies and Latrell Sprewell being traded to the New York Knicks
The World According to AARP	September 24, 2007	Democratic presidential debate cosponsored by the AARP	The world according to ...
This Armenian Strife	October 11, 2007	Bush's comments disagreeing with the House resolution to call the Armenian mass killings [...]
Toy Meets World	February 9, 1999	Highlights from the 76th annual American International Toy Fair	TV Show: Boy Meets World
Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place	March 3, 1999	Fox airs Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt with Maury Povich	TV Sitcom: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place
Untangled Web	March 2, 1999	The release of the first Spiderman movie	tangled web
Uptight Citizens Brigade	October 10, 2007	Fred Thompson's perceived inexperience at the recent Republican Presidential debates	Improv Comedy Group/TV Show: Upright Citizens Brigade
What's Up, Doc?	April 1, 1999	Former New York Mets pitcher Doc Gooden speaks out against Chinese paint, a [...] aid that numbs the genitals prolonging [...] intercourse to the point of bodily harm	Bugs Bunny catchphrase: What's Up, Doc?
Working or Tips	March 2, 1999	The America Academy of Pediatrics has announced there is no medical reason for circumcision
Yeast of Burden	March 31, 1999	Jews celebrate Passover	beast of burden
You Don't Know [...]	October 1, 2007	[...] Cheney's secret meeting with the Council for National Policy	Game: You Don't Know Jack
You've Got Quayle	January 21, 1999	Dan Quayle's announcement to run for President in 2000	You've Got Mail

Chyron segments

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial	January 11, 1999	Jon addresses concerns the viewers may have over changes he will bring to the Daily Show and the rest of their family
	January 21, 1999	Jon mocks President Bill Clinton's attempt to urge Washington to resist tobacco lobbyists
	February 2, 1999	Jon comments on Peta's fight for the rights of the groundhog around Groundhog Day
	February 16, 1999	Jon delivers an editorial defending Linda Tripp
A Quick Word of Advice	March 2, 1999	Jon gives advice to Spiderman to "stay true" and not let Hollywood change him
Ad About You	September 27, 2007	Senate discussion led by Senator John Cornyn about the Moveon.org advertisement: "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?"	American Sitcom Mad About You
Ahmadine Minute	September 24, 2007	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit and speech at Columbia University
Ahmadine Minute	September 25, 2007	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to New York and Columbia
Bush State of the Union VI	January 22, 2007	2007 State of the Union address	Super Bowl naming convention
Clusterf@#k to the White House	June 4, 2007	June 3, 2007 Democratic Presidential debate
	June 6, 2007	CNN's coverage of the June 5, 2007 Republican Presidential Debate in Manchester, NH
	June 14, 2007	Giuliani's list of 12 commitments if elected President and the battle between Mitt Romney and John McCain over Romney's stance on abortion and when he changed from pro-choice to pro-life
	June 20, 2007	Hillary Clinton's "Conversation with America" slogan
	June 21, 2007	Democratic presidential candidates speaking at the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees annual union meeting
	June 27, 2007	Giuliani's visit with Pat Robertson and arrest of Giuliani campaign chairman Tom Ravenel for [...] possession and Giuliani's replacement of Tom Ravenel with his father Arthur Ravenel who once referred to the NAACP as the National Association of [...] People
	September 24, 2007	Democratic presidential debate on September 20, 2007
	October 1, 2007	Failure of some republican presidential candidates to show up at presidential debates
	October 10, 2007	Fred Thompson's participation in the recent Republican Presidential debates
	October 16, 2007	Hillary Clinton's appearance on The View, Fred Thompson looking like Franken Berry, Barack Obama's increased hostility in the Presidential race, Rudy Giuliani's plane story
	October 30, 2007	Republican Presidential wives debate in a "view" like forum
	October 31, 2007	Media commenting on how Hillary Clinton has basically won the democratic nomination, then media hyping the Philadelphia Democratic Debate and saying its actually important
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies	January 20, 1999	Correction of the previous nights story that Mark McGuire was not invited to a congress on racial equality dinner because they couldn't afford to feed his son, retraction of the previous nights story that the Daily Show had a tape of Clinton and Lewinski's first [...] encounter, apology from Jon to a hooker for "running out on a bill"
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies	March 31, 1999	Jon apologizes for stating that [...] helps children sleep, corrects a statement that Clinton wore a tie that Milosevic gave him before the "broke up", apologizes for impersonating Keith Richards crotch
Crisis in Gaza: Warportunity in the Middle East	June 18, 2007	Hamas control of the Gaza Strip
Decisions '07	June 26, 2007	Supreme Court Decisions handed down	Play on the "Indecision 'XX segments"
Deep Impasse	October 18, 2007	Bush's comments about Iran developing nuclear technology and Turkey's decision to invade Iraq
Disregarding Henry	October 30, 2007	Henry Waxman's question to Condoleezza Rice during her testimony to the Senate Oversight Committee	Film: Regarding Henry
Drowned By Law	November 1, 2007	Rudy Guiliani's comments about what should allowed and what shouldn't be
Eurotrip	June 11, 2007	Bush's Summer 2007 trip to Europe	Movie: Eurotrip
Gap Kids	October 4, 2007	Proposed S-CHIP extension bill to increase cigarette tax to pay for children's health-care which Bush commented he will veto	Clothing store: Gap Kids
Get Shorty	June 21, 2007	Report on the shrinking physical stature of Americans	Novel/Movie: Get Shorty
Glueless	February 2, 1999	Azeezaly Jaffer's comments about the 80's stamps vote	clueless
Gramm Cracker	January 11, 1999	Senator Phil Gramm's defense of Republicans right to call a large number of witnesses to increase the length of President Clinton's impeachment hearing	Graham cracker
Has A Sister Named Phil	February 8, 1999	House Impeachment Manager Lindsey Graham's last minute attempt to continue the impeachment trial
He Got Served	June 5, 2007	William Jefferson indictment	Movie: You Got Served
Heiligendammmmm!	June 7, 2007	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany	Jerry Lewis
House Party	September 27, 2007	House subcommittee on commerce, trade and consumer protection's hearing on rap lyrics	Movie: House Party
I Hate to Speculate, But...	October 2, 2007	Correspondents' speculations for the future of the 2008 Presidential elections
Intern of the Screw	February 8, 1999	Monica Lewinsky's taped deposition in the impeachment trial of President Bill Clinton	Shakespeare comedy: The Taming of the Shrew
Is That Really Necessary?	October 2, 2007	First segment devoted to the crazy things candidates will do for votes and John McCain's pandering to the religious right by stating he would only back a Christian president
Is there a deal or is there no deal?	June 12, 2007	2007 Senate Immigration Bill	TV Show: Deal or No Deal
Loud and Clear	October 9, 2007	Report on Bush's habit of describing his speaking events
Magna Boom Laude	June 21, 2007	Report on the "Graduation Class of 2007" from a [...] training camp	Magna Cum Laude
Mark My Words	October 2, 2007	Fake look back on the Specularium segments from the past	commonly used speculatory phrase: "mark my words"
Mess O'Potamia	June 13, 2007	Bombing of the Shiite mosk in Sumarra and American alliance with insurgent groups to fight Al-Qaeda	Mesopotamia
	June 19, 2007	Coalition forces battling with [...] forces in Diyala	Mesopotamia
	October 9, 2007	Report on the shrinking number of countries in the Coalition of the Willing	Mesopotamia
Minority Opinion	October 2, 2007	Release of Justice Clarence Thomas's book, My Grandfather's Son	Minority opinion on a Supreme Court case
No No-confidence...No?	June 12, 2007	Alberto Gonzales no-confidence vote	Spanish language syntax
Non-Executive Decision	June 25, 2007	Senate's deliberation about [...] Cheney's claim that he is not part of the executive branch of government	Executive decisions
Now You Tell Us	October 16, 2007	General Ricardo Sanchez's recent comments against the Iraq War
Ordinary Papal	June 11, 2007	Bush's summer 2007 trip to the Vatican City	ordinary people
Partly Pouty	June 14, 2007	The Weather Channel's 2007 global warming controversy	Meteorologist phrase "partly cloudy"
Presidents' Day	September 26, 2007	Bush and Iranian President Ahmadinejad's visit to the United Nations	US holiday: Presidents Day (United States)
Protests: Too Much?	June 7, 2007	G-8 Summit in Heiligendamm, Germany
Same Cold Thing?	June 7, 2007	Bush and Putin's disagreement concerning nuclear missiles	same old thing
Stepford Rep	January 20, 1999	Jennifer Dunn's comments during the Republican response to the 1999 State of the Union address	Novel/Film: The Stepford Wives
Teller of Yarns	February 9, 1999	Interview win an inmate who participates in the new crocheting program
The Tavis Smiley Show	October 1, 2007	The Republican debate hosted by Tavis Smiley
Todd's News In Review	March 1, 1999	While the Daily Show was on break for the last week, night watchman Todd, kept tabs on the news
Tortured Logic	October 8, 2007	Defense of the treatment of detainees by the United States
Understanding Jordan	February 9, 1999	Jon answers viewer emails about Jordan
Unsolved Histories	October 11, 2007	House Foreign Affairs Committee vote to call the World War I era mass [...] of ethnic Armenians a [...]	American TV Show: Unsolved Mysteries
Waiting to Inhale	June 27, 2007	House Subcommittee hearing of Christie Whitman former director of the EPA's actions to allow 9/11 workers to continue working in the pile after asbestos was found	Movie: Waiting to Exhale
Withdrawal Method	March 22, 2007	[...] Cheney's speech at the Aipac annual convention	Withdrawal method of contraception
Wore a Special Helmet	January 20, 1999	Steve Largent's comments about playin for the Seattle Seahawks during the Republican response to the State of the Union address
You Don't Know [...]	June 26, 2007	Report on the "Man-sized safes" in Cheney's office reported by the New York Times	Game: You Don't Know Jack
	June 27, 2007	Cheney's removal of his official residence from Google Maps	Game: You Don't Know Jack
	October 1, 2007	[...] Cheney's secret meeting with the Council for National Policy	Game: You Don't Know Jack
You Don't Know Richard Cheney	October 10, 2007	Mocking segment that shows the positive parts of Vice President [...] Cheney. Most likely, the turn is a mock of their anti-Cheney segments because his wife Lynne Cheney was the guest later in the show	Play on the previous "You Don't Know [...]" segments
http.//.indecision.2008.net/clusterf@#k.html	June 14, 2007	Presidential candidate websites	URL format
http.//.indecision.2008.net/clusterf@#k.html	June 20, 2007	Hillary Clinton's campaign song choice through her website	URL format

Theoretical segments

Jon refused to report on the Paris Hilton news scandal, but came up with the following theoretical over the should graphic

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Shawskank Redemption	June 7, 2007	Paris Hilton arrest story	Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Target: Situation Finland... Critical	October 11, 2007	Fake over the shoulder produced to mock the often used graphics by media networks before the Iraq War

Correspondent reports

Aasif Mandvi

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Crisis in Gaza: Warportunity in the Middle East	June 18, 2007	Hamas control of the Gaza Strip
Hearts and Minds Update	November 1, 2007	Report on Middle Eastern opinion of America	Play on the "Hearts and Minds" phrase used to describe the Iraq War as being a war of hearts and minds
Mark My Words	October 2, 2007	Fake look back on the Specularium segments from the past	commonly used speculatory phrase: "mark my words"
Mess O'Potamia	June 13, 2007	Bombing of the Shiite mosk in Sumarra and American alliance with insurgent groups to fight Al-Qaeda	Mesopotamia
Showdown at the U.N. Corral	September 26, 2007	Bush and Iranian President Ahmadinejad's visit to the United Nations	Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
Specularium	October 2, 2007	Report on the growing speculation by political commentators concerning the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
This Armenian Strife	October 11, 2007	Bush's comments disagreeing with the House resolution to call the Armenian mass killings [...]
Turkey Lurking	October 18, 2007	Turkey's decision to invade Iraq and President Bush's recommendation for Turkey to stay out of Iraq	Fable: The Sky Is Falling (fable) character: Turkey Lurkey

Beth Littleford

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Rectum? It Nearly Killed 'Em!	February 16, 1999	Beth Littleford meets with [...] therapist and rectal expert Dr. Jack Morin	joke punchline: rectum? [...] near killed 'em
The Beth Littleford Interview	January 11, 1999	Beth interviews the munchkins from The Wizard of Oz

Buck Henry

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
The Henry Stops Here	September 24, 2007	Report on states pushing up their primaries to compete with the Iowa and New Hampshire primary elections	The buck stops here

Dan Bakkedahl

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
3'10" to Yuma	September 20, 2007	CBS's reality tv show: Kid Nation	Movie 3:10 to Yuma
The Cost of Freedom: Canadian Edition	September 25, 2007	Illegal immigration to Canada

Demetri Martin

Segment Name	Date	Description
Professional Important News	March 22, 2007	Viacom vs. YouTube battle
Trendspotting	June 26, 2007	Report on the growing number of college students with credit cards

Denny Siegel

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
We Know Angels	February 2, 1999	Denny Siegel interviews the "angel lady"

Ed Helms

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
American Resolutions: A Series of Human Interest Stories Used to Emotionally Manipulate You	January 25, 2006	Ed follows up on his New Year's resolution to get a new job

Jason Jones

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Bush & Benedict: Together At Last	June 11, 2007	Bush's summer 2007 visit with Pope Benedict XVI
Heart Attack	June 25, 2007	Report on a Vietnam veteran giving one of his purple hearts to President Bush	Heart Attack
Here Comes the Grudge	October 2, 2007	Clarence Thomas's comments on Nightline about the Anita Hill controversy	"Here comes the Judge"
Is America Ready for a FLILF	October 29, 2007	Jason investigates to find out if America is ready to have a a president with a "hot" wife, including and interview with Elizabeth Kucinich	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series

John Bloom

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
God Stuff	February 9, 1999	John explores how different televangelists promote violence

John Oliver

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Banned-Aid	October 4, 2007	George W. Bush's plant to veto the proposed S-CHIP bill	Band-Aid
Clusterf@#k to the White House	June 6, 2007	CNN's coverage of the June 5, 2007 Republican Presidential Debate in Manchester, NH
[...] Move	June 25, 2007	[...] Cheney's claim that he is not part of the executive branch of the government, and therefore does not have to comply with its laws
Gore and Peace	October 15, 2007	Al Gore winning the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize	Book: War and Peace
I Hate to Speculate, But...	October 2, 2007	Correspondents' speculations for the future of the 2008 Presidential elections
Jesus Take the Wheel	June 20, 2007	Report on the Ten Commandments for Drivers issued by the Roman Catholic Church
Specularium	October 2, 2007	Report on the growing speculation by political commentators concerning the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election

Larry Wilmore

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Oh Really?	September 27, 2007	Report on Bill O'Reilly's comments about his dinner with Al Sharpton at Silvia's in downtown Harlem being "normal"	O'Reilly

Laura Kightlinger

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Church of Bozo	January 21, 1999	Laura interviews a clown who finds Bozo in the painted glass at a church

Lewis Black

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Back in Black	January 20, 1999	Taiwan government cracking down on prostitution, Chinese ice sculptures, Viagra in a nasal spray, old woman walking across America to promote campaign finance reform	AC/DC song: Back in Black
	February 17, 1999	Chinese New Year, Australian TV shows a partial eclipse for 2 hours, and the broadway play based on the Clinton Lewinsky scandal	AC/DC song: Back in Black
	March 31, 1999	Lewis is confused about the Balkan war, comments on a bullet proof Mercedes, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong	AC/DC song: Back in Black
	February 23, 2006	Report on the Danish cartoon scandal	AC/DC's song Back in Black
	June 6, 2007	Google Street View, Regal Theaters' manager notification device, and MySpace's vow to hand over data on registered [...] offenders	AC/DC's song Back in Black
	June 27, 2007	Rupert Murdock's plan to buy The Wall Street Journal and the advent of Conservapedia, CubeTV and the Fox's The 1/2 Hour News Hour	AC/DC's song Back in Black
	September 26, 2007	US Treasury's redesign of the $5 bill, CW's commercial free news network sponsored by Wal-Mart and Halo3 and reports on people pretending to be US military veterans to receive free health care	AC/DC's song Back in Black

Mo Rocca

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Dalai Want a Cracker	March 31, 1999	Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate	polly wanna cracker
Everlasting Chiu	February 9, 1999	Mo Rocca visits with Alex Chiu, inventor of devices that guarantee immortality and teleportation

Paul Mecurio

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Second Opinion	March 2, 1999	Dr. Paul Michael Mecurio representing H.M.O.'s discusses how he'd like to handle strange skin conditions like psoriasis	Dr's second opinion

Rich Brown

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Public Excess	February 18, 1999	Rich Brown reviews the best undiscovered performers on America's public access networks	public access

Rob Corddry

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
The Unnatural	March 8, 2006	Report on Barry Bonds' alleged steroid use	The Natural

Rob Riggle

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Callous in Wonderland	June 5, 2007	Disneyland's opposition to the proposed, nearby affordable housing	Alice In Wonderland
Health Care with Dr. Rob Riggle*	October 31, 2007	Rob reports how cup cakes are [...] children and several states which have banned cup cakes from school activities
I Hate to Speculate, But...	October 2, 2007	Correspondents' speculations for the future of the 2008 Presidential elections
Mark My Words	October 2, 2007	Fake look back on the Specularium segments from the past	commonly used speculatory phrase: "mark my words"
Sh#ts and Riggles	June 18, 2007	Report on the Movie: Evan Almighty	phrase: sh#ts and giggles
Specularium	October 2, 2007	Report on the growing speculation by political commentators concerning the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
Stature of Liberty	June 21, 2007	Report on the shrinking physical stature of Americans	Statue of Liberty

Samantha Bee

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Americans Among Us: The Enemy Within	June 19, 2007	Report on the growing number of Americans against the Iraq War
Decisions '07	June 26, 2007	Supreme Court Decisions handed down	Play on the "Indecision 'XX segments"
Gays of Thunder	June 7, 2007	Garnier Fructis sponsorship of Nascar	Movie: Days of Thunder
I Hate to Speculate, But...	October 2, 2007	Correspondents' speculations for the future of the 2008 Presidential elections
Is America Ready for a Mormon President?	June 12, 2007	Mitt Romney's 2008 Presidential Campaign and the fact that he is a Mormon	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
Is America Ready for a Woman President?	September 19, 2007	Presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton	part of the "Is America Ready For A ..." series
Specularium	October 2, 2007	Report on the growing speculation by political commentators concerning the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
Trapped in the Senate	October 8, 2007	Senator Craig going back on his word to step down from the Senate after his 2007 arrest for lewd conduct	R. Kelly song: Trapped in the Closet

Stacey Grenrock

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Miming For Gold	March 1, 1999	Stacey Grenrock talks to Stewart Fischer, a mime on a crusade to having miming added to the Olympic Games	mining for gold
Our Lady of Lint	February 8, 1999	Stacey interviews a woman who mad a life sizes sculpture of the Virgin Mary out of lint

Stephen Colbert

Segment Name	Date	Description	Reference
Bigfoot [...]	February 17, 1999	Washington is preventing farmer Jim Baum from turning his land into agricultural land because the land is sasquatch habitat	Bigfoot and foot [...]

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