Igonikon Jack

Igonikon Jack (aka Ignorant Jack) is a frequent contributor to the comment sections of The Daily Telegraph, a British newspaper with international circulation. Igonikon Jack is a reader based in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA. His nom de plume is actually a reversal of his real name: Jack Igonikon. His comment contributions are remarkable in that they are invariably several pages in length, incredibly eccentric in their format, arguably of questionable relevance or accuracy and almost totally sourced from Wikipedia. He claims to be a published author although internet searches have failed to find anything other than his multiple contributions to various publications. He also claims to have been specifically invited by the editorial team of the Daily Telegraph to contribute his commentaries to their website and conveys in these commentaries a belief that he is actually a member of that team. Other readers of the Daily Telegraph have commented upon the frustration that they feel when encountering one of Igonikon Jack's offerings. One such reader has recently remarked that "...our mouse wheels are wearing out scrolling past your poorly formatted drivel."

He is an INCredible bore.

It it reputed that Jack is descended from nobility, possibly related to Tsar Nikolas. Further rumours abound to his abilities as a lover and sportsman, having left A bevy of broken hearts in his wake and once having thrown a javelin a distance sufficient to represent Luxembourg in the Eurogames. Hated by many, revered by some, this man continues to be a modern enigma.