Super Saiyan Jesus

Some theorize that the truest story of Jesus involves Saiyan origins. This system of belief is very unpopular and criticized often for its basis on a popular anime/manga. But it does have followers nonetheless.
The Story
Jesus was sent to Earth with the same mission as Goku would be given years later, he would eradicate all life on Earth for population of other species throughout the universe. He was found in his pod by Mother Mary, who claimed him to be born of divine origins, which myths were only further fed throughout his life as his powers awakened, and Jesus began to perform "miracles". A glowing, "divine" light of ki energy, the ability to use such energy also gave him the illusion of walking on water.
Through his own development, his powers were seen as a threat, and he was sentenced to Crucifixion, using blasphemy as a scapegoat. However, whilst upon the cross, Jesus evoked a storm. It was plainly within sight that his powers were growing, and his hair, blowing in the wind, faded to a brilliant blond color. Jesus had become a Super Saiyan.
This vision in itself was part of the story of Jesus ascending, but much was omitted from the bible. Jesus broke free of the cross, and went after Judas, who was also of Saiyan origin, sent to Earth to put an end to Jesus if he was not following his mission. To Jesus' surprise, Judas had long ago become a Super Saiyan, and the battle ensued. Much of the Earth was ravished, and many innocents were harmed or killed, but Jesus was able to defeat Judas, sending him to HFIL, but the battle took too much of his strength, and Jesus died as well.
The disciples had predicted this outcome, and in advance they had gathered the seven magic Dragonballs. They summoned the mighty Shenron and wished Jesus back to life. To this very day, they say, Super Saiyan Jesus watches over the Earth after his ascension to the Watch Tower, waiting for the day he will be needed again.

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