Rashichakra

Rashichakra is a Marathi Talk-Show based on Astrology released on January 10, 2010. Produced by Rangbahar and directed by Sharad Upadhye. The film stars Sharad Upadhye talking about different zodiac signs and person's traits under each one of them.
Plot
The host Sharad Upadhye takes us through an entertaining journey of each and every Zodiac sign and how a person reacts under variety of situation.
Mesh (Aries)
Story of husband and wife, Shirish and Radhika. One day Shirish had taken his wife Radhika on a long drive and on their way back they see a herd of buffalo's in the middle of the road. In a playful mood Shirish says to his wife, "Look, your relatives." Responding to this in her typical Aries trait, she says, "Looks like all my sister-in-laws have gathered together." Such is one of the instance shared to display Aries humor.
Vrushabh (Taurus)
A taurian, Shekhar says to his friend, "I have been married for 20 years, even today I still love the same woman." His friend quickly replies saying, "That is very good." Shekhar then turns around and says, "But it's scary, if my wife found out then she would kill me."
Mithun (Gemini)
It is not a hidden mystery, but Gemini is a mischievous bunch. They have the most unpredictable sense of humor, be it a youngster or a mature person.
Woman married to a Gemini man should be careful when they speak with eachother. "What is the difference between trust and truth", wife asks her husband. Husband says, "You are the mother of our two kids is the truth, but me being their father is my trust in you."
Kirk (Cancer)
Very humble and innocent is the traits of Cancer, yet they would unknowingly have impressive sense of humor.
Shashikant had just got married and had applied for 8 days of leave of absence and it has expired. He requests his boss for an extension of 4 more days. His boss irritatingly says, "What now?". To which Shashikant innocently reverts, "Sir, my wife is planning to go to Mahabaleshwar for honeymoon and wants me to accompany her."
Sinha (Leo)
This is an angry bunch and only if you have witnessed their anger and only then you would understand the full extent of it.
One day a woman took her dog to a veterinarian and says, "Doc, cut the dog's tail off. My mother-in-law is coming day after tomorrow and I do not want anyone welcoming her by displaying their affection in any way."
Kanya (Virgo)
Inquisitive is how the host describes Virgo.
Seematai, who is a virgo yells at her husband saying, "Will you turn down the TV? The next door couple are arguing on top of their voice and I cannot hear anything."
Tul (Libra)
Very modest and humble. Woman are very attractive and warm.
When a Libran house guest would depart, it will create a void.
Vrushchick (Scorpio)
Two friends are hanging out together and one asks another who incidentally is a Scorpion , "What is the definition of a husband?" She replies, "Husband are like owls, they notice the good qualities of a wife only at night."
Dhanu (Sagittarius)
If you notice the sign of Sagittarius you would notice a man who has drawn the bow but has not released an arrow. It signifies that, he has the strength to draw the bow and the wisdom to hold the arrow, it displays a strong and wise personality.
These people look at life like a game of Bridge.
Makar (Capricorn)
The traits of this Zodiac sign is very noble. For example, a falling leaf is laughed upon by newly grown one. But gold shines more in a melting pot. Similarly, God's own chosen ones are those who encounter hardships.
Kumbh (Aquarius)
Aquarians are intelligent, their quest for knowledge is relentless. Science and spirituality, unique combination that they possess.
Women wishing to get married to an Aquarian should be prepared for a rocky ride, as those men would try to look for science in the work of art.
A Virgo wife asks an Aquarian husband, "I have been crying and shedding a tear for so long, do you not feel anything?" Her husband calmly responds, "What are tears? Just Sodium Fluoride and Phosphorus, salt and water."
Meen (Pisces)
They react most unusually in different situations.
A person got shot near the eye and died. A Piscean old woman hears this and says, "Thank God! Nothing happened to the eyes." Once a secretary gets fired by a Piscean Minister because she chose to use some words in his speech which he could not understand. A Piscean woman out of curiosity buys a tortoise. Her friend asks her the reason to buy it, she says, "I have heard that they live for about 200 years, I wanna see if that is the truth."
 
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