Offdee Scale

Offdee Scale is the natural result of years of research in regards to ranking the attractiveness of a given individual. In an attempt to find a uniform method for ranking any two individuals, a standard was needed by which to compare them. One man, who goes by the online handle "Offdee", has created a widely published scale by which all such comparisons are now commonly handled.
Due to the need for differentiation at the extreme ends of the scale, it most notably results in a bell curve across the general population. Thus it is more accurately representative of percentiles rather than an even comparison. Initially the scale was incomplete as there was not a perceived need for any comparisons below a certain level. However, upon May 11, 2011, a need for a complete scale was discovered and the scale we have today was finally complete for use across the entirety of human civilization.
Offdee himself is not a public figure and thus is little is known about him, other than he has :style: and is a connoisseur of the fairer sex.
The complete published scale is as follows:
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women)
7.5: Broke Subway girl.
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)
3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)
2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)
1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

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