Keith Olbermann catch phrases

Throughout Keith Olbermann's career, most prominently at ESPN, he has used repeated "catch phrases" to describe various situations. The sporting catch phrase has been at the core of the personality of ESPN's Sportscenter since its inception, with Olbermann being a leader in their creation and usage. Many of these have moved from his original application to sports, into his current program.
*Geah!
*He pulled a groin. His own we hope!
*They're...not...gonna...get him.
*He puts the biscuit in the basket.
*From way downtown...BANG!
*It's deep, and I don't think it's playable.
*(named Player)..did not finish/qualify/win, etc.
*He hits the ball, real hard.
*He beats him like a rented goalie!
*He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.
*He-LLO!
*He's frozen pizza.
*NEEEEEEXT.
*When this quality sports product...
*Brought to you by...
*(Emulating Larry King) Houston, hello! (or any other city)
*Un-believable.
*He gacked on it.
*Full extension!
*A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools.
*Mister Dictionary has failed us yet again.
*Lugnuts...nothing but lugnuts.
*There has been a sighting.
*I can read his lips, and he is not praying.
*As promised.
*You, sir . . .
*You are a liar.
*No.
*Good night and good luck.
Referring to Glenn Beck:
*Lonesome Rhodes
*Harold Hill
*This yutz
*Becky
Referring to John Boehner:
*John of Orange
Referring to L. Brent Bozell III
*Redbeard the Pirate
*Humorist
Referring to Ann Coulter:
*Coultergeist
*Pirate Annie
Referring to Fox News:
*Fixed News
*Faux News
*Fox Noise
*Clusterfox
Referring to Sean Hannity
*The Manatee (coined by John Cleese)
*The Walrus
Referring to Rush Limbaugh:
*Comedian Rush Limbaugh
*"Boss" Limbaugh
*Orly Taitz Limbaugh
*Tokyo Rose Limbaugh
Referring to :
*Billo, the Clown
*Falafel
*Ted Baxter
*Phinneas T. Bluster
*The Big Giant Head
*The Frank Burns of news
*Bill Orally
*Bill ORLY
Referring to Sarah Palin:
*The half-term Governor of Alaska
*Half-Governor Palin
*Sarahnoia
*Pullin' a Palin
*The Quitter
*The Human Oil Slick
*Miss Bendy Straws
*Sister Sarah
*That woman is an idiot.
Referring to the Republican Party:
*The party of "No"
*the GO-BP

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