Heringism

Heringism is a modern philosophy based on the idea of the famous Twenty-first century philosopher Zach Hering. Among philosophers, it is commonly argued whether Heringism is a philosophy or religion. its religous aspect is the God-like love and treatment of the founder of this movement, Zach Hering. The reason it is more often reffered to as a philosophy is because the movement totally lacks any opinion whether God exist or not. The philosophies ideal is to one day become a Harington.... more commonly known as a Hering. Once youve reached this level in life nothing atcually happens. No eternal peace of mind or respect from the earth but you stay officially a Hering until you break the ten Heringism Commandments.Subsequently, once one acheives 'Heringosity', they are immediately teleported to Heringland, 'Where Herings run free". And May we of the brethren say, amen.

Ten commandments of Heringism

1. I am thy Hering who brought humor and cuteness to your life
2. Thou shalt follow the wisdom of Hering
3.You may not use the word Hering in vein (How ya doin, Zach Hering)
4. Every Wednesday thy must keep holy because of thy Hering
5. Respect your fellow Hering
6. You shall not murder Hering only tickle him alot
7. Thou Shalt 'swear to god' to prove you were telling the truth after each and every lie that shalt leave thy lips
8. Thou shalt not steal shoes, rather covet Herings
9. Thy ist required to wear really cool shoes
10.Thy shalt utter "Hering" loudly in a gutteral tone every time Hering (or anybody) does something slightly comical

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