Gail Symmons

Gail Symmons an entirely fictional radio station host. Born in 1954, Leeds, England. Gail has been barely recognised in the society until present day. Starring on a internet sharing provider as a radio show host, on Symmons FM.

Childhood

Gail spent her childhood as a Shoe Shiner, on a minimum wage. However in her Teenage years, she was repeatedly bullied for her Masculine personality and this was to take it's toll on her Job and her Moral. Moreover, driving her out of town

Around 10 years later, at the prime age of 28 Gail had returned to Leeds more Masculine than ever before. Unfortunately, when she returned she was diagnosed with a highly disruptive condition, Schizoaffective disorder. Her case was certainly an incredible one as she would have delusions or hallucinations of being the Anti Christ and the Baby Jesus. She would have a hard time over the next couple of years dealing with the condition, but unfortunately for her, it was only the start.

Lowest Point

At the age of 36, Gail's mind had deteriorated to a degree which deemed her unfit to work.
She had deteriorated past the Schizoaffective disorder main stages, such as: Thinking she is the Anti-Christ, so on and so-forth. She had come to the Lowest point of the disease where she had inherited a permanentdelusion/hallucination. The illusion that certain People, Animals and Living Organisms, are actually Bears.

This affected her life dramatically in terms of her social life and basic Human rights.

Gail, now 40, had been convicted for numerous assault charges on obese people. This was a result of the permanant case of the Schizoaffective disorder, confusing obese people with Bears. However, her last 'Out of Control' assault charge was not one to be forgotten. Hagrid 89, The famous Grounds Keeper from the Harry Potter series was to rather fortunately enter Gails almost destroyed life and alter it, for the good.

Officials did comment: "It seemed that Gail had litterally 'Jumped' Rubius on the Street and dragged him into an alleyway". Psychologists assume that Gail had harshly mistaken Rubuis for a Bear".

Other sources claim: "In Gail's mind, Hagrid has become her slave in a way. It'd be rather risky to give him the recognition as Gail's 'Life-Partner', but only time will show in this matter".

Despite Hagrid being forced under the brutal control of Gail, the pair looked to have a brighter future ahead of them.

The Turn Around

Despite Gail originally taking Hagrid into her care (as it seemed), Hagrid soon became accustomed to his role of Gail's Minder. Side by side with Hagrid, Gail claimed:

"Yes, we shall fight side by side against the regiment of Bears that are slowly taking over the Nation.
You can picture me as Dog the Bounty Hunter. Yes ... Yes ... Me with my rediculous Christian personality".

(Gail then bust out into a rather poorly acted 'Evil Laugh').

On a serious note, Gail was recognised by many Firms in this interview, and this was soon acted upon with several Contracts flooding through her so called; 'Pigeon Hole'. Gail had taken up a contract on a Children's Television Show; Smart. Moreover, the show was based on Kids skills of painting, drawing and basically anything to do with art. Mark Speight (who was the main Presenter at the time), was leading the show, alongside Gail Symmons.

Her First show In January 2001 saw Gail's Debut on the show in the gallery, identifying the precise technique's used by youngster's who had posted their works of art to the gallery. Over one million viewers were watching nerously as Gail slowly ingested each piece of artwork for recognition.

Gail began rather shakily, as would be expected from a Debut Presenter. However, this daily four O'clock show would turn to a laughing stock with Gail's five minute piece.
Immediately, she started to insult the 'Precious' works of art sent in by the Younger Generation. Examples;

"Haha! That Elephant was probably drawn by a Baby Elephant!".
"Oh Dear, looks like someone's being fiddling with the Gallery again..." Gail, then pulled off the Works of art from the wall and attempted to hide them discretely, by ingesting them.

Later that night, Gail was fired without hesitation or explanation. Rumour had it that a fight had later broken out in the board room between Gail and the Producer.

Officials claim: "Gail just seemed to give a mad one word shout at the Producer, the word was a rather perculiar one. She quoted: 'Bear!' Obviously, a fight broke out. The fight seemed to be extremely viscous due to the severe injuries ont the Producers face and upper body.

Present Day

Gail had been without no well payed Job for Seven years. She had been sat in her so called 'Home' watching Television shows such as; "The Price is Right", "Countdown" and "Golden Balls". In this time, Hagrid had been trying to help her off the Sofa and get a Job.

Gail had apparantley, been offered a New Job as a Radio Presenter on a show named 'Symmons FM' on behalf of 'Symmons Productions'. Despite this Radio station having no noriety, Gail took up the Job and to Present Day is recognised as a Legend or God of the Radio.

The Future

Here are some of the new titles expected from The Symmons Production Team:

- Symmons FM (Second Edition).
- Symmons In Afghanistan.

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