Caged Angel

History

After the fabled "Metal" Wars had been resolved, from the ashes of the dead Metallica and Iron Maiden fans arose Caged Angel. Beginning their quest for world domination in 1978, the band has put out. After the release of their twenty-third album, Jamie Ruml, the manager, published the book: The Flight Of Angel Man: The Story Of The Original Metal Band. It chronicles the "Metal" Wars, the destruction of Earth, his passage to Uranus, and the formation of the band.

Once the band reached global fame, with the release of God Be Damned their third album, all five members were knighted. At this globally televised event, Caged Angel stood, violated the queen of England, stole the sword and royal jewels, and began their quest for the holy grail. Their next album, Beyond Death chronicled the search and discovery of the holy grail.

As the world eagerly awaits their twenty-fourth album, Kill And Let Kill, the global economy has entered into a second depression. Hoping to stimulate the global economy, William Shatner has released a spoken word version of his favorite Caged Angel songs. It went 1/46 platinum, a huge success for Shatner.

Musical Style

Following after the style of Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, and Iron Maiden, Caged Angel uses heavy riffs and face ripping solos. Many say that they have perfected the art of metal that had been set before them. Wilson Parks was described as "the greatest soloist of all time", as stated by Tony Iommi.

After the largely famous concert under water, Robert Plant was quoted: "Stewart Jester makes me look like a bad singer. And I'm jealous for never being able to put on a concert as good as that. Really, they rock." This did not boost the ego of anyone in the band, who issued the following press release in response: "Thanks, Robert Plant."

Law suits

Caged Angel has sued many bands, from AC/DC to Dragonforce, for plagiarism. Each band stole their songs, claiming that they couldn't write anything on their own as good. Immediately after being informed of the plagiarism, the band told their fans that anyone who brought the head of any member of the stealing band would get a discount on their next album. This began the second "Metal" War. The band sued every person to steal a song of theirs. Upon listening to the two songs in question, the jury said that they sounded nothing alike. Caged Angel glared at the jury and were automatically awarded $32 million.

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