Wong & Owens, Ex-Porn Stars
"Wong & Owens, Ex-[...] Stars" was a Saturday Night Live skit in 1997 featuring two ex-[...] stars, played by Tracy Morgan and Jim Breuer. The full title is actually "Wong & Owens: Ex [...] Stars". After a lengthy career in the [...] industry, Don Wong (Breuer) and Reggie Owens (Morgan) both decide to take straight jobs, and this is when the hilarity ensues. Week after week, Wong (who was not Chinese) and Owens would seek out employment, only to discover that the adult film industry had perverted their minds to the point that they both found themselves unable to respond to simple statements without them taking on a [...] meaning.
This basic scenario was the same in The Two episodes. The Wong & Owens skits ended with the two men finding jobs at an office where the boss was a born-again Christian (played by Alec Baldwin). After the basic Wong & Owens scenario takes place, they are called into his office, ostensibly to be fired. Instead, it is revealed that their boss is in fact a former [...] star himself, formerly known by the name of Count MonsterRod von Hugenstein, and he agrees to help Wong & Owens overcome their [...] fixations. With the entrance of a sexy foreign cleaning lady, the scene devolves into a massive orgy. Wong & Owens never appear on SNL again.
Count Monster-Rod Von Hugenstein appeared in a comedy sketch "Wong and Owens: Ex [...] Stars". Wong and Owens seek success in the corporate world and their "catch phrase" that was an excuse or explanation for their sexualizing nearly everything was "It's the only thing we know". The Count was a famous ex [...] star. Wong and Owens discover their boss was the Count and were quite in awe of him. Alec Baldwin was Mr. Foxx, a born again Christian who was an ex [...] star himself - Count Monster-Rod Von Hugenstein. Tracy Morgan was Reggie Owens, and Jim Breuer was Don Wong.
Episode 1: 1/18/97 Host: David Alan Grier, MusicAL Guest: Snoop Doggy Dog
Episode 2: 2/22/97 Host: Alec Baldwin, Musical Guest: Tina Turner, Special Guest: Howard Stern