This Ain't Glee XXX

This Ain't Glee [...] is a 2010 American pornographic MusicAL comedy film written by Marc Star and directed by Axel Braun. Based On the Television series Glee, the film stars Andy San Dimas as Rachel Berry and features parody songs written by Braun and Drew Rose.

Plot

In the teacher's lounge, Emma tells Will that she has accepted Ken's marriage proposal, but is now having second thoughts. An eavesdropping Sue mocks Emma's indecisiveness, and informs Will that Principal Figgins needs the New Directions' setlist for sectionals by this afternoon, or the Glee Club will be disbanded. Will meets with Figgins, who tells him that the setlist's due date had been moved up because the school's extracurricular activities are being audited to gauge their effectiveness and value, something which is being paid for by one of the sponsors for Sue's Cheerios.

At a Glee club meeting, Will tells the students that they must choose songs for Sectionals, and Rachel and Mercedes sing "Big Tushy Hos". Afterward, Tina is slushied in the hallway while talking to Finn AbOUT his relationship with the pregnant Quinn, and while cleaning up in a washroom she is cornered by Sue, who extorts [...] from her by promising to lay off the Glee Club if they have [...]. Elsewhere, Puck has a threesome in an empty classroom with Brittany and Santana, after confronting Quinn about a one night stand they had.

The trio finish, and make themselves scarce when Rachel and Will enter the room. Rachel tries seducing Will in attempt to get the lead at sectionals, but he spurns her advances. When Will leaves, Rachel has a fantasy involving herself, him, and Emma. Quinn is then shown resting in the nurse's station, having suffered a minor breakdown due to her earlier argument with Puck. Finn visits her, and The Two sing "Knocked Up at Eighteen" then have [...].

Rachel drops by Will's office and finds him adding the last touch to his newly written song "Don't Cum All Over Me". Rachel and Will do a duet of the song, which leads to them having [...], with Will shooting his ejaculate on Rachel. When they finish, Will races off to hand the completed setlist over to Figgins, and arrives just in time, to Sue's annoyance.

Cast

  • Andy San Dimas as Rachel Berry
  • Tara Lynn Foxx as Quinn Fabray
  • Nicki Hunter as Sue Sylvester
  • Scarlett Fay as Emma Pillsbury
  • Miko Sins as Tina Cohen-Chang
  • McKenzee Miles as Brittany Pierce
  • Alexa Nicole as Santana Lopez
  • Samone Taylor as Mercedes Jones
  • Chad Diamond as Will Schuester
  • Tucker Slaine as Finn Hudson
  • John Espizedo as Puck
  • James Bartholet as Principal Figgins

Songs

  • "Big Tushy Hos"- a parody of "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen, performed by San Dimas and Taylor
  • "Knocked Up at Eighteen"- a parody of "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey, performed by Foxx and Slaine
  • "Don't Cum All Over Me"- a parody of the Glee mashup "Don't Stand So Close to Me" (The Police) / "Young Girl" (Gary Puckett & The Union Gap), performed by San Dimas and Diamond

Reception

AVN gave This Ain't Glee a perfect score of five, and wrote "It's almost enough to bring a tear to your eye with how beautifully done this parody really is". A 10/12 was awarded by Rog Reviews, which called it "one of the best parodies of 2010". XCritic also responded well to the spoof, giving it an overall grade of four out of five, and deeming it "Highly Recommended".

Sarah Schneider's review of the film for SplitSider opened with "This Aint Glee [...] is the worst [...] parody I've ever seen, and it might be the worst thing I've ever seen, period" and went on to say "I don't know if it was the inappropriate student-teacher pairings of this [...] parody, or the cheesy half-[...] songs, or the genetic dysfunction of the male lead, or all these and more, but this [...] parody made me acutely uncomfortable". FemPop held This Ain't Glee [...] in similar disdain, finding it awkward, creepy, and offensive.

AVN Awards

The film won in three categories, and was nominated in six others, at the 2011 AVN Awards.

Wins
  • Best Actress – Andy San Dimas
  • Best Music Soundtrack
  • Best Original Song – Big Tushy Hos by Axel Braun & Drew Rose
Nominations
  • Best Actor – Chad Diamond
  • Best Original Song – Don't Come All Over Me by Axel Braun & Drew Rose
  • Best Original Song – Knocked Up at Eighteen by Axel Braun & Drew Rose
  • Best Parody – Comedy
  • Best Screenplay – Adapted
  • Best Supporting Actress – Tara Lynn Foxx