Songs of the Monsters In The Morning
This is a list of songs written and performed by The Monsters In The Morning (formerly Monsters Of The Midday), a morning radio show popular in Florida. The songs are mainly parodies of songs by other bands and recording artists.
Monsters Volume 1
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
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1 |
Beer |
Known to Russ as the Monster's National Anthem |
2 |
Hero |
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3 |
Scissor Grind |
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4 |
Serial Lover |
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5 |
Serial Hater |
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6 |
Lake Apopka Light |
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7 |
Generation Butt Crack |
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8 |
Catch it and Paint it Green |
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9 |
Put My Shoes On |
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10 |
One Stinky Cuban |
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11 |
[...] Come, [...] Go |
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12 |
Boudreaux's Balls |
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13 |
Chinamen in the Hood |
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14 |
Cooter |
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15 |
Drunk at Denny's |
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16 |
Dirty Jim '99 |
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17 |
Don't Put Your Hands On Me...[...] |
Written by "Chief and Snoogy" |
18 |
She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On |
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19 |
Sweetness |
Written by Bubba for his wife "Sweetness" |
20 |
Frimps |
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21 |
Liquor World |
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22 |
UCF Fight Song |
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23 |
Hottest Band in Celestiality |
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24 |
Hotdog Soup |
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25 |
Mary Lou's Rotten Ho Blues |
Monsters Volume 2
Discontinued.
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
1 |
Monster [...] |
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2 |
MC Sammich |
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3 |
Me And My Son |
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4 |
Me And My Pal |
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5 |
OLE Bubba |
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6 |
In The Top 3 |
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7 |
Only Got 3 |
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8 |
Stank Don't It |
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9 |
Chicken Weenie With It |
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10 |
Diamond Dallas Page |
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11 |
To Drunk To Make Love Last Night |
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12 |
I Smoke Cigarettes |
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13 |
Fast Frimps |
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14 |
Snotty Nose Kisses |
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15 |
I'm Sorry |
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16 |
Whoopass Man |
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17 |
That's Good |
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18 |
Walks Like A Man |
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19 |
Got Green Teeth |
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20 |
Savannah Is A Centerfold |
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21 |
Trailer Trash |
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22 |
Monster Muppet Show Open |
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23 |
Sexy Savannah |
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24 |
Where Is The Skank We Loved Before |
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25 |
Born To Be Skank |
Monsters Volume 3
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
1 |
Southern Girl |
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2 |
West Palm |
Shortly after being syndicated to West Palm Beach, Russ had Bubba write this song to "welcome" any new fans. |
3 |
Move On |
A serious original song by Daniel Dennis |
4 |
Dream While You Can |
A serious song written by Jeff Howell |
5 |
Disagree |
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6 |
Savannah Streaked |
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7 |
Call ya Momma |
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8 |
Rest Easy |
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9 |
Wow Looks at This |
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10 |
The Unicorn |
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11 |
Battery Powered Love Affair |
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12 |
Whole Lotta Whoopin' Off |
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13 |
I Don't Wanna Be A Bordeaux |
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14 |
Make Poo Poo for Dadda |
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15 |
Bad Limosine |
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16 |
I Can't Stand Her, But I Love Her |
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17 |
AbOUT [...] Time |
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18 |
America Lives In Us |
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19 |
'''Mr. Hamburger |
Written by Bubba about Russ's love of hamburgers |
Monsters Volume 4
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
1 |
Dog Tag City |
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2 |
Pyro |
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3 |
F'd Up |
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4 |
Drunk at Denny's (Live) |
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5 |
Burned Out Cadillac |
written by jeff Howell, after taking severe abuse from other show members |
6 |
Hold That Homo Down (Live) |
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7 |
God Is A River |
supposed to be a serious song by Jeff Howell, but Savanah talked over it, adding funny details |
8 |
Stay At Work |
written by Daniel Dennis showing his frustration at others on the show not being able to show up or stay at work |
9 |
Everett the Drunken Piano |
written by Bubba about his love of his best friend, his piano |
10 |
I Hate Terrorists |
Released after the 9/11 [...] Attack. |
11 |
Beat Up By A Queer |
written by Jeff Howell after Tuddle lost a boxing match to a homosexual man |
12 |
When I get I Love You Drunk |
Written by Bubba for Russ after an unfortunate date he'd had the night before |
13 |
Get The Hell Out Of My Country |
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14 |
Slow Shoes |
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15 |
Boob |
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16 |
Devotion |
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17 |
Mark and Greg Halloween |
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18 |
Rub-a-Dub |
Parody of the Benny Hill TV theme |
19 |
Wendy |
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20 |
Happy Thanksgiving (from the Sunshine State) |
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21 |
F U Santa Claus |
Parody of Here come Santa Claus |
22 |
Trailer Park Winter Wonderland |
Parody of (Walking in a) Winter Wonderland |
23 |
No Toys |
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24 |
Pyro "Live" |
Monsters Volume 5
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
1 |
Sunshine In Dixieland |
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2 |
Squirrel Shot Earl |
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3 |
The Buzz Song |
Proving that he is a "[...] MusicAL genius" Bubba wrote this song in just a few segments |
4 |
Drunk at Denny's |
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5 |
Russ and Bo Opera |
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6 |
Face Pirate |
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7 |
Skeeter Down Easter |
written for Dirty Jim's many trips out to sea as the captain of the "Skeeter" |
8 |
Daniel |
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9 |
America Skarica |
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10 |
Licka-Licka-Licka-Wham |
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11 |
El Cheeky Tico |
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12 |
Fun King |
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13 |
Fatties at the Fair |
Parody of We're in the Money from The Gold Diggers of 1933 |
14 |
Little Miss Golden Puss |
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15 |
Redneckin' |
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16 |
Wendy's Booger |
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17 |
Ha Ha Ha Happy |
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18 |
Lima Bean |
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19 |
Monkey Pox |
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20 |
Teach Me How To Fight |
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21 |
Monkey Nuts |
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22 |
Driving While Eating Chicken |
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23 |
Let Me Go |
Monsters Volume 6 (Disc 1)
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
1 |
Futureneck |
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2 |
Hell Cat |
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3 |
Can't Figure It Out, Beat It Up |
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4 |
Dog Don't [...] |
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5 |
Mr. Bass |
This song is written by Bubba about a story in the local papers describing the death of bass in Central Florida due to a disease |
6 |
Fan Song |
written by Bubba about his fan that he keeps pointed on him in the studio |
7 |
When Jimmy's Not Here |
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8 |
Hey Gerb |
Parody of "Hey Jude" by The Beatles. The parody was written by Jake, an extreme Monster fan who has since passed away |
9 |
Catfish, Got 'em |
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10 |
Life Friends |
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11 |
Snare Of Gold |
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12 |
I Did It, I Did It |
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13 |
I Don't Remember |
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14 |
I'm So Lonely |
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15 |
Ham And Cheese |
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16 |
Mark and Greg On The Open Road |
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17 |
That Hurts My Feelings |
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18 |
Mexican Food |
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19 |
Russ and Bo Opera 2 |
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20 |
Russ and Bo Opera 3 |
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21 |
Russ and Bo Opera 4 |
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22 |
Russ and Bo Opera 5 |
Monsters Volume 6 (Disc 2)
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
1 |
F U Santa Claus |
Parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus" |
2 |
Dirty Jim the Christmas [...] |
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3 |
I'll Be Drunk For Christmas |
Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" by Walter Kent |
4 |
Dingle Berry Rock |
Parody of "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms |
5 |
12 Days of Christmas |
Parody of original The Twelve Days Of Christmas |
6 |
Hainus |
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7 |
Blue Christmas |
Cover of original "Blue Christmas" by Ernest Tubb |
8 |
Wrestling Claus |
Parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" by Eddie Cantor |
9 |
Red Rider BB Gun |
written and performed by Average Joe |
10 |
Silent Night |
Cover of original "Silent Night" |
11 |
I Saw Wanzie Kissing Dirty Jim |
Parody of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Jimmy Boyd |
12 |
New Born King |
Parody of "Little Drummer Boy" |
13 |
No Toys For Christmas |
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14 |
Police Beat Me Up |
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15 |
Jeff Howell Hates Jesus |
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16 |
Happy Thanksgiving from the Sunshine State |
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17 |
Mark and Greg Halloween |
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18 |
Santa Claus Is Coming To My Town |
Parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" by Eddie Cantor |
19 |
M C Samich Xmas |
Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
20 |
Santa Claus is Coming To My Town (Live) |
Parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" |
21 |
Trailer Park Winter Wonderland |
Parody of "(Walking in a) Winter Wonderland" |
Miss Monster 10th Anniversary
Track No. |
Title |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
1 |
Beer |
Known to Russ Rollins as the Monster's National Anthem |
2 |
Futureneck |
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3 |
Boob High Biker |
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4 |
Poop In A Bag |
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5 |
Break Up With Your Girlfriend |
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6 |
Face Pirate |
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7 |
Hear Ya Scream |
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8 |
Dog Don't [...] |
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9 |
F the Rent |
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10 |
Tee Tee, Poo Poo, Fart Fart |
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11 |
Skeeter Down Easter |
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12 |
Cereal Lover |
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13 |
Go Back To Makos |
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14 |
I'm So Lonely |
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15 |
Southern Girl |
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16 |
Drunk On A Work Day |
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17 |
Weekend |
Other Monsters Songs
- Mr. Flash - Devoted to Mr. Flash, previous Monsters drummer
- Fatties at the Fair (2007)
- Drinking on the Work Day
- American Blue
- Since you've been Bald - Parody of Since You've Been Gone
- Drunky's Wedding Song
- Get Drunk with Me
- Russy Back - Parody of Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake
- Rogaine - Parody of [...] by Eric Clapton
- Boobies Paid off
- [...] Fairy
- Jacket Man - Parody of Rocket Man by Elton John1
(Note: These songs have not yet been released onto an official album.)