Phil Wilkins

Dr Phillip Wilkins is a Professor of Biology.

Early Life

Phillip Wilkins was born on the 26th June 1982 in Wednesbury, England. He was educated at the following establishements: Fiddlesticks Day Nursery, Wednesbury: September 1985 - July 1986 Holyhead Primary School, Wednesbury: September 1986 - July 1993 Wood Green High School, Wednesbury: September 1993 - June 1999 Gratuating with 1 A, 1 B and 8 C grades. Matthew Boulton College, Birmingham: September 1999 - June 2001 Graduating with 3 B grades in Biology, Chemistry and Ballet. University of Wolverhampton: Sepetmeber 2001 - June 2004. Gradating with a Bachelor's degree in Forensic Science

Career & Criminal Offence

He began working at the Government's Forensic Sciences laboratories in Watford, where he soon progressed to district co-ordinator for Scottish cases. After 2 years in Watford, he was promoted to Manager of Scottish Affairs in the field and re-located to Lothmore, Scotland. It was here where Dr. Wilkins became a household name in Northern Scotland after he quoted at a the conference of scottish biologers 'Its so remote i swear that im gonna' end up weird like the rest of 'em'. He then crashed his car on the A9 at Lothbeg and was remanded in custody for a period of 3 days and charged with Drunk Driving. He was sentenced to 4 weeks in HMP Storonoway, which he says changed his life forever.

For a new life it is believed he has returned back to the West Midlands and is now working in South Birmingham.

It was believed Dr. Phil wanted to become a teacher however with his criminal record it will be impossible to do this.

Philimaectosici X5 Syndrome

Dr. Wilkins submitted a theosis and reasearch into 'Philimaetosici X5 Syndrome', which h believes is caused by a 6% decrease in size of a maternal Chromosome 8, however scientists dispute his claims as a 6% decrease is such a slight figure it may not be classified a Syndrome. According to his research, the implications of the sydrome affect 1:100 of Europeans and causes a 130% increase in chances of suffering from Ligment Failure in Elderly Life.