No Holds Bard

No Holds Bard is an American podcast hosted by Dan Beaulieu and Kevin Condardo, the co-founder/artistic director and managing director of Seven Stages Shakespeare Company in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Format

Word of the Week

Before each regular episode, Dan chooses a Word of the Week. This is a Shakespearean word that May Be confusing to an average listener. Dan defines the word, gives an example of it in a sentence, and then tries to use it during the episode without Kevin realizing. At the end of the episode, Kevin attempts to guess what the Word of the Week was.

Duel

The regular episodes include a segment where Dan and Kevin answer three quick questions at The Intersection of Shakespeare and the present day. These are usually listener-submitted questions, though they are occasionally submitted by Dan or Kevin. Episodes #34 and #60 were best of compilations of previous Duel questions.

Previous Duel questions have been:

  • With the legalization of same-[...] marriage in the United States, what two characters in the canon would be most excited by this news?
  • We are in the age of celebrity branding. Which character would make the best company spokesperson, and what product would they endorse?
  • To celebrate the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death, the Royal Mail launched a set of stamps featuring iconic Shakespeare quotes. What quote from the canon is most fitting for a stamp?

For certain questions, a lightning round is triggered wherein Dan and Kevin give as many answers to the question as possible within a single minute (e.g. Shakespearean cocktails).

Homework

During the regular episodes, Dan and Kevin answer a Shakespearean homework question usually found on Yahoo! Answers or Reddit, or submitted directly to them.

Previous homework questions have been:

  • I need to write an 800 word script that fills a gap within the plot of A Midsummer Night's Dream. What are some gaps I could write AbOUT?
  • Does Caliban deserve to rule the island at the end of The Tempest?
  • In Julius Caesar, how is Mark Antony's funeral speech more personal than Brutus' speech?

Everyday Shakes

The final segment of regular episodes is Everyday Shakes. Dan and Kevin select a Shakespearean quote, or a portion of a quote, and after reading it in context, examine how it can be used in contemporary conversations. The quote they choose is used for the episode's title.

So You're Going to See Shakespeare

Once a month, in place of a regular episode, they release a "So You're Going to See Shakespeare" feature. During the episode Dan and Kevin give a plot summary of the play, discussing where it falls in Shakespeare's personal timeline and what was happening in the world at that time. The breakdown includes identifying a prominent theme in the play, picking which non-title character they would most like to portray in a production, analyzing a quote from the play, and highlighting the biggest practical challenge for a director (usually a stage direction).

The current list of already-discussed plays are:

  • The Tempest (Episode #15)
  • Macbeth (Episode #19)
  • Pericles (Episode #23)
  • The Winter's Tale (Episode #27)
  • The Two Noble Kinsmen (Episode #32)
  • All's Well That Ends Well (Episode #36)
  • A Midsummer Night's Dream (Episode #40)
  • Romeo and Juliet (Episode #45)
  • The Taming of the Shrew (Episode #49)
  • Love's Labour's Lost (Episode #53)
  • Troilus and Cressida (Episode #58)
  • As You Like It (Episode #62)
  • Othello (Episode #67)
  • King Lear (Episode #71)
  • The Merchant of Venice (Episode #75)
  • Twelfth Night (Episode #79)

Wildcard

On the last week of every month they release a "Wildcard" episode. Originally, the episode just had to "be better than nothing," which was then changed to be "but so so" (an allusion to Episode #52: "It is but so so"). A common theme among Wildcard episodes is drafting Shakespeare's characters into different fantasy sports within a fictional high school, Shakespeare High. Expanding on that idea, they also cast a fantasy production of 1776 (MusicAL).

Episodes

Episode #

Title

Origin of
Everyday Shakes

Word of the Week

Episode Intro
(What is up you...)

Original Release Date

1

No longer available

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2

No longer available

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3

Country Matters

Hamlet

Quoth

Friends

April 8, 2015

4

And Thus the Whirligig of Time Brings In His Revenges

Twelfth Night

Time

Subscribers

April 22, 2015

5

I Am Angling Now

The Winter's Tale

Knave

-

May 5, 2015

6

Sell while you Can, You are Not for All Markets

As You Like It

Sans

Whirligigs

May 20, 2015

7

I Leave my Duty a little unthought of and Speak out of my Injury

Twelfth Night

Wherefore

Lurkers

June 5, 2015

8

Sad Hours Seem Long

Romeo and Juliet

Base

Illyriacs

June 17, 2015

9

I Am In A Holiday Humor

As You Like It

Bandy

Funeral Baked Meats

July 1, 2015

10

Live Loathed and Long

Timon of Athens

'Twas

Brave Conquerors

July 14, 2015

11

Too Full o' th' Milk of Human Kindness

Macbeth

'Tis

Co-mates and Brothers in Exile

July 29, 2015

12

I Am Not What I Am

Othello

Cuckold

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August 11, 2015

13

The Quality of Mercy Is Not Strain'd

The Merchant of Venice

Yarely

Hearts

August 25, 2015

14

Our Doubts Are Traitors

Measure for Measure

But

Fragments

September 9, 2015

15

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Ministers of Fate

September 15, 2015

16

Now Step I Forth To Whip Hypocrisy

Love's Labour's Lost

Do't

Romans

September 22, 2015

17

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Boys of Ice

September 29, 2015

18

I Would Eat His Heart In The Marketplace

Much Ado About Nothing

Sirrah

Fishmongers

October 7, 2015

19

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Rump-fed Ronyons

October 13, 2015

20

I Like Your Silence, It The More Shows Off Your Wonder

The Winter's Tale

Coxcomb

Wrinkled Elders

October 20, 2015

21

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Rare Parrot-Teachers

October 28, 2015

22

We Few, We Happy Few

Henry V (play)

'Zounds

Winter Crickets

November 3, 2015

23

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November 10, 2015

24

I Will Stand The Hazard Of The Die

Richard III (play)

Sans

Skeins of Thread

November 24, 2015

25

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Walking Shadows

November 24, 2015

26

Nothing Will Come Of Nothing

King Lear

Afore

Turlygods

December 1, 2015

27

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Bawcocks

December 8, 2015

28

I Wasted Time, And Now Doth Time Waste Me

Richard II (play)

Avouch

Dull Shadows

December 15, 2015

29

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Birds of Dawning

December 22, 2015

30

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Young Squarers

December 31, 2015

31

If You Have Tears, Prepare To Shed Them Now

Julius Caesar

Ye

Rotten Oranges

January 5, 2016

32

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MUTE Contemplatives

January 12, 2016

33

A Plague On Both Your Houses

Romeo and Juliet

Cur

Midwives to my Woe

January 19, 2016

34

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Hazards of the Die

January 26, 2016

35

That You Were Once Unkind Befriends Me Now

Sonnet 120

Rampallian

Moon-Calves

February 2, 2016

36

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Dumb Innocents

February 9, 2016

37

What A Piece Of Work Is A Man

Hamlet

Prithee

Bed Pressers

February 17, 2016

38

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Heartless Hinds

February 24, 2016

39

We Have Scorched The Snake, Not Killed It

Macbeth

Kicky-Wicky

Whoreson Mad Compounds of Magesty

March 1, 2016

40

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Lob of Spirits

March 8, 2016

41

Rare Words! Brave World!

Henry IV, Part 1

Will

Wags

March 15, 2016

42

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Players

March 22, 2016

43

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Imperfect Men

March 29, 2016

44

Few Love To Hear The Sins They Love To Act

Pericles

Aby

Patch Brains

April 7, 2016

45

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Cunning Cooks

April 19, 2016

46

To Thine Own Self Be True

Hamlet

In't

Thorny Hedgehogs

April 19, 2016

47

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Princely Peers

April 28, 2016

48

Speak What We Feel, Not What We Ought To Say

King Lear

Small ale

Whoreson Loggerheads

May 3, 2016

49

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Thou Rags, Thou Quantities, Thou Remnants

May 10, 2016

50

Home-Keeping Youth Have Ever Homely Wits

The Two Gentlemen of Verona

But

Fat Friars

May 17, 2016

51

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Loggerheads

May 24, 2016

52

It Is But So So

As You Like It

Saucy

Mistress Minions

May 31, 2016

53

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Brave Conquerors

June 7, 2016

54

The Ills We Do, Their Ills Instruct Us So

Othello

Nonce

Shelled Peascods

June 21, 2016

55

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Barefoot Brothers

June 21, 2016

56

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Country Men

June 28, 2016

57

Wisely And Slow

Romeo and Juliet

Tang

Tassle-Gentles

July 5, 2016

58

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Galled Geese of Winchester

July 12, 2016

59

Dissemble All Your Griefs And Discontents

Titus Andronicus

Ay

Changing Pieces

July 19, 2016

60

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Pampered Jades of Asia

July 26, 2016

61

There Is A World Elsewhere

Coriolanus

Thou

Jackanapes

August 2, 216

62

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Country Copulatives

August 9, 2016

63

So Foul And Fair A Day I Have Not Seen

Macbeth

Dun

Weird Sisters

August 16, 2016

64

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1936 Draft Pick of the Pittsburgh Steelers

August 23, 2016

65

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Widowed Wombs

September 1, 2016

66

I Have Drunk And Seen The Spider

The Winter's Tale

Oft

Sourest-Nature Dogs

September 7, 2016

67

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Barbary Horses

September 14, 2016

68

I See You What You Are

Twelfth Night

Qua

General Offences

September 20, 2016

69

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Wretched, Rash, Intruding Fools

September 28, 2016

70

Each Substance Of A Grief Hath Twenty Shadows

Richard II

Dissemble

Uncropped Flowers

October 5, 2016

71

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Lily-Livered, Action-Taking, Whoreson, Glass-Gazing, Super-Serviceable Finical Rogues

October 13, 2016

72

Pray You Now, Forget and Forgive

King Lear

Wawl

Patrons of My Right

October 25, 2016

73

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Whining Schoolboys

October 25, 2016

74

When They Seldom Come, They Wish'd For Come

Henry IV, Part 1

Unyoked

Bear Herds

November 9, 2016

75

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Wise and Upright Judges

November 22, 2016

76

Sweet Are The Uses If Adversity

As You Like It

Nay

Scrubbed Boys

November 23, 2016

77

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Noble Hearts

November 30, 2016

78

The Readiness Is All

Hamlet

Hither

Brinded Cats

December 6, 2016

79

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Dutchman's Beards

December 13, 2016

80

Silence Is The Perfectest Herald Of Joy

Twelfth Night

Varletto

Cursed Cows

December 21, 2016

81

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Bolting-Hutch of Beastlinesses

December 23, 2016

82

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Poor Ghosts

December 28, 2016

Reception

NPR featured The Shakespearean Hockey League episode on their podcast aggregator, earbud.fm. "Dan Beaulieu and Kevin Condardo, two smart-aleck Bostonian theater guys now living in NYC, love Shakespeare. They also love sports. In this episode, they draft a fantasy hockey league based on Shakespeare — and it's the perfect amount of absurd."

CBC Radio featured the Shakespeare League Baseball episode on their recommended podcast playlist.