Meth song
[...] song is the popular name for a famous anti-[...] advertisement from the late 1990s. It features an upbeat commercial jingle, remarkably similar to the songs used in the Folgers CoFFEE commercials around the same time (this is likely no coincidence), singing AbOUT The Effects of crystal [...] on the body. It was pulled shortly after it was introduced because it seemed to a CASUAL observer to be advocating [...] use. The ironic nature of the ad, and the catchiness of the tune, have made this commercial a cult classic.
The lyrics to the jingle read as follows:
- Look at me, busy as a bee
- Where'd I get all this energy?
- Oh [...]. mmm [...].
- I don't sleep and I don't eat
- but I've got the cleanest house on the street
- Oh [...]. mmm [...]
- Get these hairs all out of my face
- get these bugs all out of my place
- one more hit, no time to waste
- oh [...]. mmm [...].
Symptoms Described
- Obsessive cleaning (similar to obsessive compulsive disorder)
- Insomnia
- Anorexia
- Trichotillomania
- Delusional parasitosis
- Addiction