I've Got an Ape Drape

"I've Got An Ape Drape" is a song by The Vandals from the album [...] Bad, Vandals Good. It is a description of the popular mullet hairstyle. It also comments on the kind of people that wear this style, as well as giving it to their children. It sums up the haircut by repeatedly saying "It's short in front, and long in back." The end lists a number of different names for the haircut, along with places where they May Be attained. Laverton is disappointingly not mentioned as this is the one place where one would expect to see such a unique and stylish hairstyle.