Ian Glanzman

Ian Glanzman is an American artist from Lawrence, Kansas. Ian is known for having an extensive background in music and exceptional comedic talent. He put his knowledge to use and started making rap songs at the age of 16.

Influenced by Heavy Metal, Ian Glanzman made comedic rap songs that were distinguishable from the routine and predictable songs he heard in the MTV Hip-Hop Culture by using his bizarre lyrics and variant voices as a foundation for his raps.

“My raps aren’t that good, and that is what makes them good.” -Ian Glanzman

In the summer of 2005, Ian Glanzman put together his first record called “The American Dream”. The title was influenced by his cynical view of the United States. The album was released in limited quantity due to the fact that Ian did not want to spend money on CDs. The album became an instant hit around his high school appealing to all types of music fans from rap to heavy metal. It featured such hits as: “The Hate Train”, “This Is How We Do”, I Want Your Kidney” and “Mayo Death Metal”.

Track listing

  1. "Highest Intro" – 1:42
  2. "The Hate Train" – 2:40
  3. "A Battle Of Wits (Ft. Reid)" – 3:02
  4. "I'm Back Like A Heart Attack" – 2:47
  5. "This Is How We Do" – 3:36
  6. "Ghostbusters Vs. Ghost Terrorists" – 4:05
  7. "Mayo Death Metal" – 1:29
  8. "Goth War" – 3:24
  9. "Old People And Fire" – 1:40
  10. "Afternoon's [...] (Ft. Reid/Matt)" – 3:19
  11. "14 O' Clock" – 1:37
  12. "Donuts" – 2:43
  13. "Sounds Told In The E Minor" – 1:34
  14. "I Want Your Kidney" – 3:53
  15. "Bringing A Horse To Water" – 2:18
  16. "Schoolio Is Coolio" – 2:34
  17. "It's Raining Coke (Ft. 50 Cent)" – 1:51
  18. "The Truth" – 0:50
  19. "I Want Your Kidney" – 3:53
  20. "Don't Listen To This Song" – 1:28
  21. "Problems With The Axe" – 2:00
  22. "Let Me Tell You Something AbOUT Cellphones" – 1:25
  23. "Alex Is Bored" – 0:43