I Like Biscuits
I Like Biscuits was a studio single of "Tabby the Cat", created in 1985. It was a surprise entry as number 5 in the UK Singles Chart, and is regularly featured in Radio and TV shows as one of the cheesiest pop songs created. It created much controversy at the time due to several lyrics that were seen as ambiguous and interpreted as inciting deliberate violence on dogs.
References
Barry, Dave. (1997). Book of Bad Songs. Andrews McMeel Publishing.