Gideon Purser

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Stats

Name: Gideon Purser :: Age: 26 :: Gender: Male :: Height: 5ft 11 :: Lives: Luton :: Music likes: Celtic, classical, world music.

History

Gideon is best known for his role as the "Dungeon Master" in German TV program "Venkschloss" - Castle of Venk. The program started in 1996 and ran for two years. His role lead to a cult following of young teenagers who formed an underground fan club that was called "Venk Schtollen Gramfel" (Venk Sorcery Club). Gideon led the movement in Dusseldorf for 6 years, in which time the group grew to 640 members. He has retired his position as Dungeon Master and passed his title to Tormast Welsh. Gideon now works in Snappy Snaps developing photos in Luton, UK.

Gideon was under police investigation in 2004 for his alleged role in the Glasgow Kelvin Grove Park child slavery ring known as the "Grey Badgers". He was fully exonerated in 2005 when it emerged the ring was led by a shadowy cloaked figure known only as "Le Tete Melon"

Venk Sorcery Club

The club took on new members who had to play Dungeons & Dragons with the Dungeon Master as initiation. The religious practices reportedly involved sacrificial ceremonies where semi-circumcision took place, and the half cut foreskins were offered up to "the Venk". Black magic was the underlying principle of the "Venk religion" created by Gideon. It was loosely based on the TV Program, however, group self-masturbation was introduced by Gideon after the 2nd year. Male members were encouraged to dress as warlocks (mimicking Gideons NATURAL look) and females as witches. All male members also had nick names that were decreed by Gideon, but all females were called Ruth after the evil sorceress who ate the Dungeon Masters testicles in the first episode of the TV show, thus emasculating him forever.