Carl (internet series)

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Title = Memories of Joe

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ShortSummary = Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together. Carl wishes him luck. }}

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Title = Boston Freakin' Won

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ShortSummary = Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to [...] harassment. He also talks AbOUT how women should be treated. }}

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Title = Brady vs. Manning

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ShortSummary = Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on their bye week. }}

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Title = Red is for Losers

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ShortSummary = Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys. He also mentions what a great color he thinks blue is. }}

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Title = Let Barry Be Barry

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ShortSummary = Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds, and thinks he and Barry should be let to be themselves. Carl also mentions that he got his big muscles from using steroids when he was 13. }}

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Title = The BCS

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ShortSummary = Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football. }}

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Title = Mike Vick-tim

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ShortSummary = Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing. He also talks about how he and God eat animals. }}

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Title = Championships and [...]

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ShortSummary = Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game. He also talks about that the computers aren't goood for anything except [...]. }}

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Title = Roid Rage

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EpisodeNumber = 9

ShortSummary = Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report. }}

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Title = Holiday Thoughts and Musings

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ShortSummary = In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks. He says he's not as mad on Christmas. He says he doesn't have food money for his mother. }}

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Title = Bottle Blonde Broad

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EpisodeNumber = 11

ShortSummary = Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig. }}

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Title = Giants Win

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EpisodeNumber = 12

ShortSummary = Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes. He's so excited that he has to use an oxagen tank to stop him from getting a heart attack of happiness. }}

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Title = Giants by 23

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EpisodeNumber = 13

ShortSummary = Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII. He also says he wants to hear interesting Super Bowl stories, instead of something he already knows. }}

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Title = Giants Win the Super Bowl

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ShortSummary = Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look. His mustache is gone, and his hair orange colored. }}

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Title = Super Bowl '09 Odds

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ShortSummary = This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting about this game. }}

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Title = Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week

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ShortSummary = Carl weighs in on the groundbreaking (and allegedly jaw breaking) new coaching style of Tom Cable and picks his lock of the week. }} {{Episode list

Title = Vikings vs. Ravens

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EpisodeNumber = 17

ShortSummary = Carl weighs in on the battle between the Baltimore Ravens and a tired old man who has already retired twice. }} {{Episode list

Title = Patriots vs. Buccaneers

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EpisodeNumber = 18

ShortSummary = Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are headed to Jolly Olde London this week and Carl's not that happy about it. }} {{Episode list

Title = Eagles vs. Giants

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EpisodeNumber = 19

ShortSummary = Life imitates baseball or something, as New York and Philadelphia square off against each other in both football and the World Series this week. }} {{Episode list

Title = Chiefs vs. Jaguars

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ShortSummary = Carl takes a stand on a different internet loud mouth: The Kansas City Chiefs' Larry Johnson. }} {{Episode list

Title = Giants vs. Falcons

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EpisodeNumber = 21

ShortSummary = Carl has some tough talk for Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning and the rest of the Giants. It's time for them to put up or shut up against the Atlanta Falcons...or else. }} {{Episode list

Title = Saints vs. Patriots

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EpisodeNumber = 22

ShortSummary = It's an economically depressed city spectacular as Carl takes a Thanksgiving dump on the Detroit Lions before shaking down the New Orleans Saints for their beads. }} {{Episode list

Title = Michael Vick and Tiger Woods

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EpisodeNumber = 23

ShortSummary = With the Eagles visiting Atlanta this week, Carl reflects on what Michael Vick's and Tiger Woods transgressions have taught us about integrity and [...] orientation. }} {{Episode list

Title = Bengals vs Vikings

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EpisodeNumber = 24

ShortSummary = Can Brett Favre pull himself away from taking naps and clipping coupons to take on a team full of criminals? Carl has the answer. }} {{Episode list

Title = Colts vs Jaguars

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EpisodeNumber = 25

ShortSummary = Carl has a message to all the talented footballers out there leading a respectable private life: Stop. }} {{Episode list

Title = Eli, Plaxico and The Big Blue Wrecking Crew

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EpisodeNumber = 26

ShortSummary = The Giants have really shot themselves in the foot this year, or in Plaxico's case... his thigh. }} {{Episode list

Title = Urban Meyer's Flip Flop

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EpisodeNumber = 27

ShortSummary = The Giants have crumbled. Urban has quit (maybe). And only Carl is still standing to face down Cincinatti. }} {{Episode list

Title = Extreme Sports Showdown

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EpisodeNumber = 28

ShortSummary = Now that the NFL season is over (for Carl), Carl takes a look at some other sports you can eat bar food to. Oh, and he makes his lock for Philly vs. Dallas. }} {{Episode list

Title = Jets vs. Chargers

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EpisodeNumber = 29

ShortSummary = Carl looks at the New York / San Diego showdown and how Mark Sanchez's hair plays into it. }} {{Episode list

Title = Early Takes Over

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EpisodeNumber = 30

ShortSummary = Early Cuyler, of Squidbillies takes advantage of the baldy mustached feller's bagel run and makes some predictions of his own. }} {{Episode list

Title = AFC-NFC Pro Bowl

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ShortSummary = Carl uses his gift for analogy to explain his frustration over having to wait an extra week for the awesomeness of the Super Bowl with only the awesomeness of the Pro Bowl to tide him over. }} {{Episode list

Title = Super Bowl XLIV

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EpisodeNumber = 32

ShortSummary = Carl's highly accurate network of cousin intel has given him the lowdown on this year's most important match up. }}