Krork

Krork is a fictional character from the Warcraft universe who stars in the MMORPG 'World of Warcraft'. Krork resides on the WoW Eu Server Kul'Tiras.

Of all the great heroes of Azeroth one stands above the rest, fiercely loyal to Thrall and known to most as Krork. This epic warrior has braved the deep depths of Deadmines, slain the grotesque creatures of Blackfathom depths and obliterated Ragefire Chasm in one foul swoop!

A famous quote by this alimighty fighter was 'Thrall shall lead us, and i will follow', and he has certainly lived up to this! On his quests to fight for Thrall he has made many friends, such a Ghazuld and Zabuza, whom courageously defended Orgrimmar from thousands of racist Alliance bastards!.His brother Flamehoof is very powerful but not as much as Krork. Krork also was the Gm of The Highlanderz and was Gm of Anam Kara for a short time. Krork was also given his own rank by Blizzard as they realised his true power. He is now known as Krork, Ultimate Warrior of the Horde. Krork refused Blizzard when they offered him to be Thrall's subordinate.

Krork is also well known for his hatred of the Warlock, a cunning elusive foe who will put any living creature into eternal darkness. He once said 'You may dabble in your dark arts, but eventully it will corrupt you' to a warlock who provoked him. The Warlock (who's name was Uncleadolph) agreed to let Krork defeat him infront of many TV film crews because of 'teh medior expozur'. He also claimed a Mage 'Pyroblasted him off the server' but Krork still crushed him with ease. Earlier this year, there were rumours spreading about Krork's intimate relationship with fellow Orc Rawrior Megajoe (AKA Megaojie, Joe, Ultraojie, Uberojie, Superojie, Xuol and Megadodgy). However, the relationship sadly came to an end when Krork dumped Megajoe on the Orgrimmar Bank, calling him a "nub".

Krork also has an auto-biography called 'Krork: Adventures in Azeroth' and the sequal 'Krork: I shout at Flamehoof when he plays in my raiding hours'. These are both best sellers. Krork is in the guild Forsaken Souls, they talk about how big noob Krork is. Krork favorite band are L70ETC, he listens to them every day!. Krork is a PvP lord and tegbags his opponents. Also in his rage he throws bricks at his house.

Krork's toughest challenge to date is his duel with the Human Paladin Yega. It lasted 30 days and 30 nights but eventually Krork landed a victorious heroic strike smiting down the defeated Yega. However had it not been for Flamehoof's valiant charge towards Yega's brother Exploit the outcome could have been very different.

Krork was offered the chance to star in his own movie 'Krork: Tales from Azeroth' although he turned it down as he would be forced to cut down on his Warcraft time due to filming schedules. Russell Crowe will take Krork's place as the main character in the film due to him being the second most baddass person available.

He also refused Kranzil many trips to Black Morass because he was busy standing still in Orgrimmar.

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