Jacob Calle

Jacob Calle (born August 16, 1981 in Houston, Texas at the Park Plaza Hospital) is the supreme wanker of this generation. He is a writer, painter, professional diving boarder, stuntman, disruptor, film maker, musician, and magician. Jacob is most infamous for his movie "What the Hell" which is a documentary film of he and his two brothers Jory and Chris Calle along with their life long friend Alex Campos doing asinine stunts. The cast members in "What the Hell" also perform their stunts live co-headlining at concerts and convention centers. Art galleries in the city of Houston allows Jacob to put on semi-celebrity art shows. To name a few, Aaron Ruell (Kip Dynamite from Napoleon Dynamite), Heather Hannoura (Alkaline Trio's graphic designer), Michael Sieben (Thrasher Magazine), Keren Richter (Blood is the new Black), and more. As of now, Jacob is schooling to screenwrite television commercials and on the side he created "Scavenger Hunt Extravaganza" in downtown Houston which the Houston Press claimed as a "social disruption". He also is vegan and studies zoology in his sparetime.

Artwork
Jacob has designed posters and t-shirts for many bands, including Architecture in Helsinki, Papermoons,Rilo Kiley, Xiu Xiu, O Pioneers, and Grant Olney and the Brokedown Gospel.
Many people have admired his artwork that they've had his art tattooed onthem. To name a few:

Walruses, What the Hell logos, Turtles, "sleeves" on ribs, sleeves on arms, inhalers, and more...

The Knife Club

Jacob is a member of The Knife Club. Each member has a matching scar on the back of their left arm. In a cutting ceremony, the knife is unwashed and covered with their blood as they slice the back of their left arms. Their theme song is "First Cut is the Deepest" by The Koobas.
The Knife Club members:
Adam Najera- President,
Chris Calle- Vice President,
Andrew Najera- Treasurer,
Jacob Calle- Chairman & Ceo,
Andrew Stavena- Foreign Relations,
Bryan Schutmaat- Associated with,
David Gomez- Associted with

Noteworthy Pranks

*After losing his job as a waiter at a Mexican restaurant, he copied all the phone numbers from the applications and called them, impersonating as the general manager and hired them all. A couple were actually hired.

*He dressed up in a rabbit costume and destroyed the vegetable isle at a local grocery store.

*Tilting a 50 gallon trashcan of water on a front door of a house at 3am. When the owner opened the door all 50 gallons filled his front living room.

Broken Bones and Injuries
Jacob has sustained multiple injuries, including:
*Lacerated right eyebrow: Dropped 6 feet straight to his face onto concrete, splitting open his eyebrow in half.

*Left collarbone: Snapped in 3 separate pieces from Texas Ditch Surfing at age 15. The bone is now raised above his shoulder and now one massive chunk of bone.

*Left chest plate: Slightly permanately shifted out.

*Right arm: Broken twice.

*Left ankle: Has been rolled twice with torn ligaments.

*Many concussions. One concussion caused him a hefty citation by the city of League City due of his swerving and reckless driving.

Accomplishments
*1999- Was awarded 3rd best mouse in the whole state of Texas as a performer at Chuck E. Cheese's.
*2001- "What the Hell" was released by Alpha Beta Productions
*2001- Jacob does the first What the Hell stunt show with Troma Productions at Reliant Stadium
*2002- Performs with the Flaming Lips as an elephant for the Beck tour.
*2003- Jacob opens up for Steve-O from MTV's Jackass on the "Don't try this at Home" tour.
*2004- Participates on some more "Don't try this at Home" shows with Steve-O.
*2005- Does many stunt shows at convention centers as well as a show with Viva La Bam's Ryan Dunn and Don Vito.
*2005- Appears two times on a television show called "Most Outrageous Behavior" by Nash Entertainment.
*2005- Has a few cameos in Bumfights part 3
*2006- Hosted "Scavenger Hunt Extravaganza #5" at Infernal Bride Groom.
*2007- WTF (post production)
::starring: Ryan Dunn and more
*2007- Has many cameos on season 2 for CMT's television show "Country Fried Home Videos".
*2007- His band "1983 Delorean" is the first band to ever perform at South By South West in Austin, TX playing Guitar Hero.
*2007- Placed 2nd place in Houston for the US Air Guitar Nation.
*2007- More cameos for CMT's television show "Country Fried Home Videos" for season 3.
*2007- a small cameo in Dunn and Vitos rock tour.
*2008- What the Hell 2 (post production)
::starring: Jacob Calle, Chris Calle, Jory Calle, Alex Campos, Travis Eidson, and more

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