How to Get Thicker Skin

How to Get Thicker Skin
A lot of us have probably been told to "get thicker skin" when someone has offended us in a very disrespectful way and whoever it was that did the bad deed, they've decided not to appologize for it. If you've ever wondered if there was ever a way to get thicker skin then you've come to the right place! This article will show you the steps to getting thicker skin. Not just figuratively, but physically too!
Background
There are lots of ways to get thicker skin. There are many creams and moisturizers and soaps that can give you thicker and more lushous skin. In a couple of weeks you'll look absolutely gorgeous! Are you ready to look gorgeous? Okay then! Let's get started!
Beginning stage
There are two simple stages to getting thicker skin. The first step is trying to find the right skin care product for your skin. What works for others might not necessarily work for you and that's why sometimes u gotta follow the proper directions and if you don't then you're not gonna get thicker skin and then you're not gonna look gorgeous and then people are gonna laugh at you and then you're not gonna feel very happy and then it won't be a very good life for you. Anyway, let's get back to business. So the first thing you need to do is take some cream and you make a solution with water and pour into a cup. Then you stir the solution and make sure it's nice and blended together. Then you add some clean and clear soap to the mixture. The clean and clear will clean your pores and get rid of all those nasty pimples that make you look very very ugly. After all that's done, you stir the mixture together for 30 seconds and then you wait for at least one minute for everything to dissolve properly.
Second Stage
The second stage is pretty easy. All you have to do is follow the directions carefully and then you'll get really great results. Okay so now that we have our solution here, which is already contains the cream that you chose to use and also it has the clean and clear soap mixed with the water, now we're gonna add some other things. First you take some vanilla makeup and add it to the cup of water and cream and clean and clear all mixed together. Once you've added the vanilla makeup to the mixture, you stir it for about 30 seconds and then you wait another minute for everything to dissolve. After that, you take some vanilla lipstick and add it into the cup with everything already in it. Then you stir everything for 30 seconds and then you wait a minute for everything to dissolve. Then you take some yogurt and add it into the cup and then you mix it for 30 seconds and then you wait for a minute so that everything could dissolve. Then you take some alfraido sauce and tobasco sauce and add them to the mixture and then you stir them all in for 30 seconds and then you wait a minute for everything to dissolve. Then you take some hot peppers and a little bit of garlic and a little bit of misses dash and a little bit of cinamin and a little bit of flour and a little bit of baking soda and then you stir it for 30 seconds and then you wait for another minute so that everything can dissolve properly. After that, you take some solution and apply it to your skin and then you just wait for the results to come, and that's it! You're done!
 
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