Graham Parke is the author the Mystery/Comedy novel No Hope For Gomez! He is also responsible for a number of technical publications and has recently patented a self-folding map. He has been described as both a humanitarian and a pathological liar. Convincing evidence to support either allegation has yet to be produced. No Hope for Gomez! is his fiction debut. Quotes * Instead of heading for the big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening. * A friend of mine, after years of flying, is now permanently jet-lagged. Doctors say there's nothing they can do for him. He left it too late. * I'm waiting for them to invent a Global Re-Positioning System. It shouldn't take too long, it's only two extra letters. * Decided to take a day off and find out once and for all if it's really true that large amounts of caffeine make my beard grow faster. * I believe the main difference between bees and wasps is the fact that wasps hide their honey so much better. They've been flying circles around beekeepers for years. Bibliography * No Hope for Gomez! (2010) * Clash of the Sissies (2009) * No Date for Gomez! (Limited edition - 2009) * Time to Go (2008) * Amsterdam at Midnight (2008)
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