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Funky Beach Farmington
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Funky Beach Farmington The term 'Funky Beach Farmington' comes from the concern that global warming poses to the Connecticut town of Farmington. While some speculate that global warming rates will pose a significant enough threat to Farmington that the landlocked town will be a coastal oven that one cannot go outside without getting skin cancer. However, others suggest that this 'funky beach', so to speak, will benefit the Farmington economy. Many beach resorts could thrive, and tanning would not be harmful, it would be beautiful! A theme song has already been made for this beachy utopia. An elite group of singers known "Funkettes" perform with a lead male singer, usually one who is dashingly handsome. |
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