Ferns STD

Pteris Nodulosa groinus
Overview
Also known as "The Ferns" Pteris Nodulosa groinus is a sexually transmitted diesease (STD) resulting in a fungal growth resembling the Pteris fern genus in the crotchal region of both male and female inhabitants. Cases of Nodulosa groinus are very rare, but have been reported in Central America especially in warm, moist areas. Cases have also been reported in the temperate regions of North America near Seattle and Northern Oregon. Pteris Nodulosa groinus or PTG results in the growth of small but sensitive and often painful fungal growth resembling young fern fronds. This resemblance is the origin of the slang name The Ferns. The growths start out small, and appear as red bumps. If left untreated these bumps continue to grow to form the fern-like shapes on the crotchal region. If still left untreated, these fungal growths emit toxins into the blood stream that leads to heart failure,

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Discovery and Research
Cases were first recorded in the temperate Northwestern Forests of North America among nature dwelling Environmental Action groups beginning the year 2000. Several cases were reported in Seattle Hospitals and research was done by Steven M. Natterstad M.D. Named by Dr. Natterstad, the Ferns became a recognized STD in the year 2000

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Treatment and Prevention
If you have become afflicted with The Ferns, there are several treatments that can used. Since it is only transmitted by means of spores in the bloodstream, and seminal and vaginal fluids, abstinence is %100 effective. Condoms and other contraceptive measures can be used to kill or block the spored before they enter the mucus membrane and enter the bloodstream. If the fungus does begin to grow, several house herbicides are effective in eradicating the gametophyte. Round Up and Weed-B-Gone are two examples. Although this treatment may cause other slight skin irritation, it proven effective in eradicating the PTG growth. If left untreated, PTG can lead to death.

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