Don Turnbee is a recurring character from the satirical newspaper The Onion. Unlike most recurring characters in the Onion, Turnbee is generally the subject of an article rather than the "author".
Turnbee is depicted as an overweight man in his late thirties or early 40s, with glasses and a mustache, and an avid consumer of fast food. He is said to be a resident of Erie, Pennsylvania, and articles featuring Turnbee generally focus around his dissatisfaction with a food experience. He is portrayed as being married to a woman named Shelly.
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