We Three Kings (parodies)

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</noinclude>Since the 1970s, schoolboys in the UK have sung a parodies of We Three Kings, with nonsensical and often irreverent verses. The subject of the lyrics vary widely depending upon the region, with references to smoking explosive rubber cigars, selling counterfeit lingerie, or travelling to a bar by taxi, car, and scooter.
                       VERSE.
We Three Kings of Leicester Square,
Stealing ladies' underwear,
How fantastic,
Grab the elastic,
Forty pence a pair.
                       CHORUS.
O Star of Wonder, Star of Night,
Charlie caught his pants alight,
He went screaming,
Through the ceiling,
Wearing bra last night.
                       VERSE.
We Three Kings of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter,
Beeping his hooter,
Looking for .
                       CHORUS.
O Star of Wonder, Star of Night,
Charlie caught his pants alight,
He went screaming,
Through the ceiling,
Wearing Diana's bra last night.
                       VERSE.
We Three Kings of Orient are,
Smoking on a rubber cigar,
It was loaded,
It exploded,
Now we are seeing stars.
                       CHORUS.
O Star of Wonder, Star of Night,
Sit on a box of dynamite,
Light the fuse,
And off we go,
On our way to Mexico.

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