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SKILLET

SKILLET is the act of making a mistake or blunder, often called "pulling one."
SKILLETING is the act of pulling a skillet.
SKILLET can be used in any form. It is a noun when you say, that was a big SKILLET. It is a verb when you are SKILLETING.
HISTORY
It all started in 2006 when Michael Langenfeld pulled one. Z, Bush, JE, and Matt were talking about the Dragonforce force concert that was in St. Cloud. There was also a Skillet concert in the same area. Well, little Mike thought that we were talking about the Skillet concert. So Mike said,"Hey, you guys talkin' 'bout the Skillet concert." Well this was quite a blunder so of course we had to react. All four of us instantly jumped up and yelled,"SKILLET?", we were talking about the Dragonforce concert not the Skillet concert. Mike was heartbroken. He had just pulled the first SKILLET. As we would learn this SKILLET was not actually that big, but at the time it seemed massive. From that day on we reacted to SKILLETs. Everyone pulls SKILLETs, but the leading producer of SKILLETs is CONNOR BLACKSHER. He pulls about twenty-two every hour.
SKILLET LEADERBOARD
CONNOR BLACKSHER- 1,786,549,076,981 and counting
BRETTNERIC- 1,894,913
BIG NOSE MOLE DREADS INGEBRETSON- 1,057
MIKE LANGENFELD-1(the first one)
REACTIONS TO SKILLETS(Increasing exponentially in intensity from 10-1)
SKILLETs are always follwed by people reacting. These are some ways to react.
TOP TEN REACTIONS:
10.Breath violently into a closedfist.
9.Moaning violently in high pitch tones and yelling oh my god.
8.Saying "Lets go somewhere guys." Then literally go somewhere without the person that SKILLETED.
7.Make a Frying pan noise(sizzling).TSSSSSSS!
6.Make fun of something that they can't control like if their nose is big then tell them about it.
5.Back up and point at the person that made the SKILLET while making noises.(You can also utilize number nine for noises)
4.Beat the shit out of the person that pulled the SKILLET.
3.Holding up a number one finger in their face while making noises(from step nine)because you are informing them that this is the number one biggest SKILLET ever.
2.Everyone that heard the SKILLET instantly drops to the ground and starts siezing.Once again also implementing noises from step nine.
1.This should only be use for extremely large SKILLETs. Anything that involves killing everyone you can see(especially the person that pulled the SKILLET) and then you throw a grenade behind yourself and dive out the closest window. This should kill anyone that you didn't already kill and yourself.



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