Rigging For Oils

Origin
Rigging For Oils is a slang term that started in the community's in Perth around the turn of the Century and has since then, evolved to a widely used term in many areas of Youth Social areas. Including camps, groups and other gatherings. It has spread to other parts of the world, and is gaining wide recognition nationally. When you first meet a person of opposite gender, you would like to get your "Rig" on. This process is known as "Rigging". The reason for this is as it is the first point of contact. After familiarizing oneself, with their chosen member or attempted "drill target", the process moves on to the attempted Rigging of an established target. The reason it is referred to as Rigging is due to the fact that it is the process of discovering mutual respect and intimate feelings.
Rigging
Rigging is basically the action of attempting to "Pick Up" the opposite Gender, however is mainly used as a Term by males. When these attempts are successful the term spoken is changed to "Oils", to show that the opposite gender is also attracted and the "Rigger" has successfully mined his target. The Term comes from the Action of an , which Digs deep into the ground to gain "Oils", it is easy to see how this Parallel's into Modern Society, as both Real World Oil and "Oils" have much value.
Oils
Oils is the Action of picking up successfully, much like a machine Rigging the Earth for Oil and it dripping out slowly in small amounts. Much like a Oil Rigger that Dig's into the Earth slowly making a larger and Larger hole, all the while oil is trickling out; until it is big enough for the oil to pour out in Large Amounts. An Oil Baron/Oil Pimp is Someone who digs into many Rigs with much success but disregards the Rig's after they start producing too much Oil and the Baron moves onto another Target in hopes that the Rig wont rely on the Baron for it's Income.
Example of Use in Speech
the Term was "Rigging" was created, as it is possible to make many "Double Meanings" from a particular saying or sentence. An Example includes
"Hamann im like BHP Billiton matee. I went to the function, got my Rig on! It's the Grease! But it sucked, hamann. All I got was like, Bad Quality Oils. I tried getting a good batch bro, but the Owners of the Land weren't too interested in signing a deal for a long-term Oil Commitment. They were however interested in a short-term deal, comprising of a small amount of satisfactory oil, but nothing really that serious".
"Oy Bro-haha, Hammaan! That sucks, but seriously what's the point? Today's Society and Media exposure has taught us that it's okay for One Night Stands and get too comfortable with people we barely know, like give em Massages and stuff. Man i regret doing that! But in Reality friendship is really all you need and Rig is okay for Pointless Fun, but leads you nowhere.Nor does it develop you spiritually, intellectually or in any other way at all."
"Yer man, guess your right there, eyy. Man let's go to Intensive and develop our will to serve the cause, by promoting the message throughout the community. "
Aw Yer, Sounds Fun!"
 
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