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One cheek sneak
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The "One Cheek Sneak" is, more politely, a way to release flatulence in a place that audible flatulence would not be appropriate. It is called the "One Cheek Sneak" because of the way it is performed. It has been referenced in Popular Culture by George Carlin. Execution To perform a "One Cheek Sneak", one must first sit in the upright position. This works best on a softer surface, so be extremely careful in places with only hard seats (eg. church, school). Try to make a straight face, and not draw any attention to one's self. Then, that person must shift their weight onto their dominant side of his or her gluteus maximus, and slowly attempt to expel the flatus. It must be a very slight weight shift in order to go unnoticed. Sometimes, it is helpful to pretend one is leaning over to do something (eg. grabbing a mazazine), then expel the flatus. Patience is the key, as expelling too much flatus too fast could result in an audible flatulence. If audible flatulence accidentally occurs, it's okay, everyone produces flatulence. Just confess, apologize, and don't worry about it. 
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