Madoaism

Madoaism is the art of finding inner peace and achieving eternal happiness, through the external art of deadly Martial arts. The goal of all Madoaists is to take one life for every year they have lived.

History
Madoaism was created by Sergeant Jesse Madore. Jesse Madore was a city kid, born and raised in Burlington, Ontario. After graduating from Assumption Catholic Secondary School, Jesse moved on to become a priest at his local Parish. According to the Books of Madoasim, Jesse found no interest or any feeling in the Catholic Faith. So he left the Parish at age 25, and with no direction or anything to rely on, he joined the Canadian Forces.

As it is told in the AneAatnate, the Madoaism book of worship, it is said that while on a recon mission on the outside of Baghdad, Jesse became enlightened. He felt the word of God, and according to the AneAatnate, God smote his fellow soldiers, and funneled their life force into him- And Jesse reached euozaiqovia - A state of eternal bliss. From there, it is said that Jesse relinquished himself of all his possessions: including his clothes, weapons, food and water, and with Gods instruction, began wandering in to the desert.

The start of Madoaism

According to the Books of Madoaism, Jesse showed up exactly forty days later, in Kavala, Greece, as naked as he supposedly was when he left Baghdad. According to several university professors, traveling naked from Baghdad to Kavala is impossible. He could not speak any Greek, and because of his appearance, most thought he was retarded. Only an old man known just as Aeneas took him in. Aeneas raised Madore back from starvation. And according to the AneAatnate, God told Madore to reward the man's kindness- by killing him. It is said that with one palm strike, the force of Jesse's attack punched through the skin and attacked the man's weak heart, killing him. This was the start of Madaoism, both the religion and the martial arts.

This is ironic, because the name Aeneas means "Worthy of Praise".

Greece

After killing Aeneas, Jesse once more felt that power and happiness he felt after God had funneled his team's life into him. Afterwards, Jesse stitched himself a traditional Greek Toga out of Aeneas' clothing. Then, he went to the center of the town, standing outside of city hall, and began to preach. In the AneAatnate, it is said that Madore simply opened up his mouth and "... let the tongue of God speak through ." - Book of Aeneas, 16:2, AneAatnate. It is said, in that book, that all who heard Madore preach in these unheard of tongues, understood him exactly.

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