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Larrwitt

Larrwitt is the egyptian God of sexual deviancy. Worshiped by a minority of Egyptians, who believed Larrwitt walked among them. Larrwitt is a little referred to God, who is almost not known outside the Archeological community.

Larrwitt is often pictured naked, with a puny mans body, a locusts head and the genitals of a horse. Other pictures of Larrwitt include a huge man of strong build, with no legs and a penis of incredulous proportions.

Offering to Larrwitt are usually simple bread moulded in a shape similar to a rugby ball. Larrwitt worshipers then usually chant "Laavin maa Rrugaaz".

Larrwitt appears to frequently be worshipped by Egyptian Prostitutes.
The Egyptian sacred 'prostitute' (who was probably a highly regarded as a member of Egyptian society because of her association with different gods or goddesses (such as Bes and Hathor), rather than the street walker that the modern mind imagines) advertised herself through her clothing and make up. Some of these women wore blue faience beaded fish-net dresses. They painted their lips red, and tattooed themselves on the breasts or thighs and even went around totally nude. There is no evidence that these women were paid for these fertility-related acts, so some believe that word 'prostitute' is probably an incorrect term for these women.<- Caroline Seawright

larrwitts sacred plant is the Cabbage, in similarity to Min, the Egyptian God of Ferility and Sex who's sacred plant is the Lettuce.



Comments (13)
1. 03-12-2007 10:14
 
My friend wrote this ;D
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ha
2. 03-12-2007 10:20
 
:cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :) :grin ;) 8) :p :sigh :zzz :eek :roll :upset :? :( :x :cry
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robin
3. 03-12-2007 10:20
 
stop being arrogant robin
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monsieur morley
4. 03-12-2007 10:22
 
EHH WILL YOU
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Joe Strong
5. 03-12-2007 10:28
 
Stop being disrespectful to me and my followers
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Larrwitt
6. 11-12-2007 10:24
 
LARRWITT WAS CLEARLY FRENCH. ACCELERATE YA LEARNIN'
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7. 11-12-2007 11:21
 
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p I FEEL REBELLIOUS
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Joe Strong
8. 11-12-2007 18:35
 
The all-mighty larrwitt will giveth thy holy sexriors (sexual warriors) the chance of freedeom. Quoting Chapter 13 line 1 of the holy scripture "Laavin ma Rrugaaz" will result in the giver of sex, increasing the genitalea to gargantuan sizes...
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Follower of Larrwitt, lover of
9. 10-01-2008 10:28
 
STFU all of you, none of you respect the true meaining of ruggerz or bread. From now on no more bread will be accepted for genetalia enlargement. That will be all
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Larrwitt
10. 14-01-2008 11:31
 
I HATE ROBIN 
LOVE MR EVERSON
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MR X
11. 25-09-2008 13:04
 
you are crossing a thin line mr everson. i will be forced to bring in luke boneham's sister if you commence 
 
OH MY LIFE IS IN RUINS 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
:cry
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Mrs Joe Strong
12. 25-09-2008 13:05
 
whats going on here
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Luke Boneham's sister
13. 25-09-2008 13:06
 
nothing, nothing :roll
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Mrs. Joe Strong

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