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Dame Roberta Collard
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Dame Roberta Collard (also known as The Dame) is a fictional Violin Case from the Internet TV Series: Claremont Capers Description Dame Roberta Collard is a teak violin case with a purple velvet interior (Similar to that in the profile picture). However, as odd as it may seem, The Dame rarely holds a violin. Instead, it holds an assortment of other surprises which are liable to cause disaster or delight. She has many strange and interesting quotes such as "Wouldn't you like to know?" and "Oh...Naughty" Various Contents of The Dame * Mr. Harrow's Mail-Order Bride (Crystal) * Crossword Tuck-Shop * Print Server * Fruit Basket * Pins and Needles * Jessie-Bell the Cow * Mr. Roy's Baby Elephant * Mr. Giusti's L'Oréal Shampoo * Nappy Rash Cream * Razors and Shaving Foam * Gaffer Tape, Chalk and Hairspray * Vaseline, Lipstick and Jam * Mr. Khierabi and Mr. Campbell * The John Walsh Book * Jessie-Doms * A fish-slice and much more! Achievements She brought out a book entitled "The Dame's Guide to Cakes and Muffins" ,in June 2007, which has, of the 6 February 2008, sold over 3 copies. The Dame also managed to beat the world record for the number of juicy worms inside a violin case on 5 February Family and Friends Dame Roberta Collard has many friends which she enjoys having fun with. They are listed below: *Mr Ian Marrow: Mr Marrow is a very nice, slightly balding man, who likes pub quiz's. He is very friendly with Crystal who he knows from the Cathedral. *Mr Hashem Kheirabi: Mr Kheirabi is a Computing teacher at a local school. He is slightly insane and refers to everyone as being "Performing Animals". *Hoggle Ogi-leave (Holly Ogilvie): Holly or Hoggle, is a female guitar player who is part of a band. She is quite violent, reguarly hurting someone due to her Karate expertise! *Lewis Hunter: Lewis has Ginger Hair and is often abused for this. He is also bullied because of his various antics with his sheep friends. See Also
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