Classic film lines

The following is a list of well known, iconic, ironic and witty lines from films.


Comedy
*There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Airplane
*Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Airplane
*Fling Barbara Fling, Kenneth Williams, Carry on Camping
*Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me, Kenneth Williams, Carry on Cleo
*Oooh Matron, Kenneth Williams, Carry on Doctor
*Frying Tonight!, Kenneth Williams, Carry on Screaming
*It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand., John Cleese, Clockwise
*This is a historic moment, John Cleese, Clockwise
*In the words of David Cassidy, when he was still with the Partridge Family, I think I love you, Four Weddings and a Funeral
*Go act your age, go demolish a phone box, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory's Girl
*Welease Woger, The Life of Brian
*I'm Brian and so is my wife, The Life of Brian
*No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, even if they do say Jehova, The Life of Brian
*He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy, The Life of Brian
*What did the Romans ever do for us?, The Life of Brian
*Just one of life's bitter ironies, James Bolam, The Likely Lads
*In the chocolate box of life the top layer's already gone. And someone's pinched the orange creme from the bottom., Rodney Bewes, The Likely Lads
*If Omar Sharif lived in Gateshead I doubt he'd be Omar Sharif.James Bolam, The Likely Lads
*Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up. Grim Reaper, The Meaning of Life
* Is there something YOU'D all rather be doing than marching about the square? The Meaning of Life
*An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a mouth, Ronnie Barker, Porridge
*There are only two rules in this prison: 1 - do not write on the walls. 2 - You obey all the rules., Fulton Mackay, Porridge

Action
*James, how the hell are we going to get them diamonds down from there? Diamonds are Forever
*Shaken, not stirred, Sean Connery, Dr No
 
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